[STD] I need a doctor
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[STD] I need a doctor
Well about a week or 2 ago I was out of rubbers and well....
Now I have some black stuff on the bottom of my tool.
I've tried googling it and cant find anything about this.
I don;t want to ask my mom to take me to a doctor because...well its awkward.
So anyone know what this is? is it even an STD?
Now I have some black stuff on the bottom of my tool.
I've tried googling it and cant find anything about this.
I don;t want to ask my mom to take me to a doctor because...well its awkward.
So anyone know what this is? is it even an STD?
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
doubt it.
All I can say.
Maybe like a light infection though? Unless it looks really weird, I think you're in the safe.
All I can say.
Maybe like a light infection though? Unless it looks really weird, I think you're in the safe.
Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.
Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.
And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.
GL
edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol
Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.
And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.
GL
edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Try sleeping with another girl; if she gets black jello in her Vag after a couple days it's probably an STD.

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just kidding
Just kidding
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
No idea. I googled it and came up with nothing.
Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?
Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
lol let's pray that's not the case.

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
redneck wrote:Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
Boiling water works too.

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
dom wrote:redneck wrote:Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.
ughh.... really?
Boiling water works too.
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
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Amelie wrote:Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off
ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
lol let's pray that's not the case.
Well, maybe he'll learn from his retarded derisions...

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Wu wrote:Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.
Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.
And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.
GL
edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol
+1
Just say to your mum you dont feel well. See the doctor yourself. Confidentiality should be preserved even if you are below the age of consent (I dont know how old you are). You should see a doctor as soon as possible.
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Get your dad to go with you, dads are always proud when you're tappin' dat.

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
old School...
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
dude that sucks lol
just go to the doctors or ask ur dad..=]
just go to the doctors or ask ur dad..=]
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Yeah, if not for your own safety, then for the safety of your unit.
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
redneck wrote:[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.
old School...
Lol, but they're also standing on a roof
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
redneck wrote:iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..
Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it
Oh there is penis cancer.. but thats probably not it
Maybe you just broke it lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
Mentions black/discoloration etc.
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
You said it's black and itchy? That doesn't really sound like cancer to me. It could be from a number of things.. it could be a male yeast infection (odd place for one though, and yes they do exist), it could be an STD of some sort, it could be a fungus from sweating and lack of proper showering. Badly infected hair follicles maybe?
You shouldn't scratch it, no matter what. Try not to put anything on it, it could always irritate it worse.
You shouldn't be sitting at your computer. The sooner you get it checked out, the better.
You shouldn't scratch it, no matter what. Try not to put anything on it, it could always irritate it worse.
You shouldn't be sitting at your computer. The sooner you get it checked out, the better.
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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
go to the doctor no matter what caused it, it sounds like you are going to have to eventually unless you want to lose your manhood

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Re: [STD] I need a doctor
if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!
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Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!
its too late for that now LOL

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