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[STD] I need a doctor

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Well about a week or 2 ago I was out of rubbers and well....

Now I have some black stuff on the bottom of my tool.
I've tried googling it and cant find anything about this.

I don;t want to ask my mom to take me to a doctor because...well its awkward.
So anyone know what this is? is it even an STD?
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doubt it.

All I can say.

Maybe like a light infection though? Unless it looks really weird, I think you're in the safe.

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Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.

Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.

And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.

GL

edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol
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Try sleeping with another girl; if she gets black jello in her Vag after a couple days it's probably an STD.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding :banghead:
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**** it itches too.....
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No idea. I googled it and came up with nothing.

Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?
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cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine
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Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine


lol let's pray that's not the case.
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Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.

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Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.


ughh.... really?
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Call up that beezie that did this to you and tell HER to go to a doctor.
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redneck wrote:
Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.


ughh.... really?


Boiling water works too.
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dom wrote:
redneck wrote:
Elikapeka wrote:Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.


ughh.... really?


Boiling water works too.


I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.

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Amelie wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine


lol let's pray that's not the case.


Well, maybe he'll learn from his retarded derisions...
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Fire purifies all.
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Wu wrote:Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.

Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.

And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.

GL

edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol

+1

Just say to your mum you dont feel well. See the doctor yourself. Confidentiality should be preserved even if you are below the age of consent (I dont know how old you are). You should see a doctor as soon as possible.
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Get your dad to go with you, dads are always proud when you're tappin' dat.
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[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.


old School...
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Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..

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dude that sucks lol
just go to the doctors or ask ur dad..=]
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iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..


Yeah, if not for your own safety, then for the safety of your unit.
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iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..


Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it
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redneck wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.


old School...


Lol, but they're also standing on a roof :shock:

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redneck wrote:
iGod wrote:Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..


Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it


Oh there is penis cancer.. but thats probably not it

Maybe you just broke it lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

Mentions black/discoloration etc.

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You said it's black and itchy? That doesn't really sound like cancer to me. It could be from a number of things.. it could be a male yeast infection (odd place for one though, and yes they do exist), it could be an STD of some sort, it could be a fungus from sweating and lack of proper showering. Badly infected hair follicles maybe?

You shouldn't scratch it, no matter what. Try not to put anything on it, it could always irritate it worse.

You shouldn't be sitting at your computer. The sooner you get it checked out, the better.
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go to the doctor no matter what caused it, it sounds like you are going to have to eventually unless you want to lose your manhood
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if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!
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Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!


its too late for that now LOL
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ya i know..but sheesh -.-
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