Funny little religulous story.
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Funny little religulous story.
So, as the forum's official homo I have a fun little story for ya'll.
As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
That was cuz I had a boyfriend.
Now, thing is, that son of a bitch just broke up with me.
Why you ask, you're you're cute, hot, and a totally cool person.
Well, he broke up with me because all of the sudden he realized he's christian, and that he can't be with a man because of his religion and his surroundings (I was his first one)
He even told me he loved me and we had sex.
And then he also said while breaking up that during sex he was thinking that he was doing something wrong.
I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.
So, if someone breaks up with you because of fuckin' religion, how would you feel? If that person couldn't even have an orgasm because he/she was too busy thinking about religion while having sex with you?
Discuss, happy new year!
As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
That was cuz I had a boyfriend.
Now, thing is, that son of a bitch just broke up with me.
Why you ask, you're you're cute, hot, and a totally cool person.
Well, he broke up with me because all of the sudden he realized he's christian, and that he can't be with a man because of his religion and his surroundings (I was his first one)
He even told me he loved me and we had sex.
And then he also said while breaking up that during sex he was thinking that he was doing something wrong.
I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.
So, if someone breaks up with you because of fuckin' religion, how would you feel? If that person couldn't even have an orgasm because he/she was too busy thinking about religion while having sex with you?
Discuss, happy new year!

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Shomari wrote:wat?
+1
but at least u finally fell out of the closet
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Dayum thats more than we would want to know about the sex part.
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO
Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out

Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a woman. Problem solved.
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Doron wrote:As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
No, I did not.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
NuclearSilo wrote:Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a man with a mutilated penis & fake tits. Problem solved.
Fixed that for you.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Normally people troll for lulzies; it's too bad you do it for attention.
It's not entertaining for us.
It's not entertaining for us.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Shame. You weren't doing to bad with your new identity.
**** it! Someone bring forth the motivational pic.
**** it! Someone bring forth the motivational pic.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
you can orgasm while getting assfcked? O_o
i dont even...
i dont even...


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Re: Funny little religulous story.

shocked, i was not.
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Aww man I hope this is a troll.
I really do.
If it's not, may I just ask one question?
WHY?!
I really do.
If it's not, may I just ask one question?
WHY?!
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
disgusting thread is disgusting.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
I don't even know if this is a joke...
I think we all kind of knew.
HejsaN wrote:I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.
I think we all kind of knew.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
It is probably a joke, but it is still fucking disgusting
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Doron wrote: as the forum's official homo
no your the forum flamer. mansex is the forum homo. big difference.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.
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Re: Funny little religulous story.
First I was
than I was
after that
after that
in the end I had an urge to
ya.
overall :
Happy new year !
than I was
after that
after that
in the end I had an urge to
ya.overall :
Happy new year !

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Is he actually homo or just trolling?
P.S: Nothing against homos broskis, calm down.
P.S: Nothing against homos broskis, calm down.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
Gaigemasta wrote:why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite
A year before 2012, hurrr hurrr.

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Re: Funny little religulous story.
HejsaN wrote:Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.
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