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Funny little religulous story.

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So, as the forum's official homo I have a fun little story for ya'll.

As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
That was cuz I had a boyfriend.

Now, thing is, that son of a bitch just broke up with me.

Why you ask, you're you're cute, hot, and a totally cool person.

Well, he broke up with me because all of the sudden he realized he's christian, and that he can't be with a man because of his religion and his surroundings (I was his first one)
He even told me he loved me and we had sex.

And then he also said while breaking up that during sex he was thinking that he was doing something wrong.
I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.

So, if someone breaks up with you because of fuckin' religion, how would you feel? If that person couldn't even have an orgasm because he/she was too busy thinking about religion while having sex with you?
Discuss, happy new year!
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wat?
My attention span is

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Shomari wrote:wat?

+1





but at least u finally fell out of the closet
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Dayum thats more than we would want to know about the sex part.
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a woman. Problem solved.
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Doron wrote:As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.


No, I did not. 8)
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NuclearSilo wrote:Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a man with a mutilated penis & fake tits. Problem solved.


Fixed that for you.
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Normally people troll for lulzies; it's too bad you do it for attention.

It's not entertaining for us.
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ew...

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Shame. You weren't doing to bad with your new identity.

**** it! Someone bring forth the motivational pic.

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tl;dr: Honey, during sex, turned a gay man straight.
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you can orgasm while getting assfcked? O_o
i dont even...
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shocked, i was not.

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Aww man I hope this is a troll.

I really do.

If it's not, may I just ask one question?






























WHY?!

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disgusting thread is disgusting.
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Seji wrote:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.

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I don't even know if this is a joke...

HejsaN wrote:I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.

I think we all kind of knew.

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It is probably a joke, but it is still fucking disgusting

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Doron wrote: as the forum's official homo

no your the forum flamer. mansex is the forum homo. big difference.
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uh, wtf is this?
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Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
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Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.

There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.

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First I was :shock:
than I was :(
after that :rant:
after that :nowant:
in the end I had an urge to :slap: ya.

overall : :palm:

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Is he actually homo or just trolling?

P.S: Nothing against homos broskis, calm down.
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why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite :soosad:
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Gaigemasta wrote:why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite :soosad:

A year before 2012, hurrr hurrr.
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HejsaN wrote:
Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.

There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.


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