LOL at this noob
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LOL at this noob
So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20. I'm pure str bowman so this is possible. About five minutes after leaving Donwhang, I get surrounded by an earth ghost, demon horse, and four thieves. I have to run picking them off one by one just to survive. To make things worse, some retarded kid starts attacking my camel. He does hit and run.
After taking care of the huge mob, I try to kill him. But apparently, attacking someone who's attacking your camel puts you in the offender state. So I stop and try to reason with him cause I don't wanna be a murderer. I ask him why he's attacking and he says it's cause it's funny. He then demands 40k for him to leave. Hellz nah bro. So at this point I'm panicing cause I don't know what to do.
Then I realize...if he kills my camel, he'll be a murderer. I tell him that, but I think he was under the impression that I'm bluffing or something, cause he kills my camel anyways. BOOM. He's under murderer status now. That scared noob runs away quickly. But I'm laughing my ass off cause soon he's gonna be surrounded by a mob of people waiting to get a chance to kill him.
After taking care of the huge mob, I try to kill him. But apparently, attacking someone who's attacking your camel puts you in the offender state. So I stop and try to reason with him cause I don't wanna be a murderer. I ask him why he's attacking and he says it's cause it's funny. He then demands 40k for him to leave. Hellz nah bro. So at this point I'm panicing cause I don't know what to do.
Then I realize...if he kills my camel, he'll be a murderer. I tell him that, but I think he was under the impression that I'm bluffing or something, cause he kills my camel anyways. BOOM. He's under murderer status now. That scared noob runs away quickly. But I'm laughing my ass off cause soon he's gonna be surrounded by a mob of people waiting to get a chance to kill him.
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cool story bro


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they should've left it that attacking the offender doesn't make you offender,
now higher lvls, especially euro warriors, can mess with lowlvls by buffing them then knocking them around if they are at some distant training spot.
now higher lvls, especially euro warriors, can mess with lowlvls by buffing them then knocking them around if they are at some distant training spot.

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LOL at this noob
lord_awesome wrote:So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20.


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Lempi wrote:LOL at this nooblord_awesome wrote:So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20.
noob =/= newb
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Lempi wrote:LOL at this nooblord_awesome wrote:So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20.
The trade run was quite a success. Made over 100k.
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And attacking offenders makes you an offender now? WTF?!
So if someone's trying to kill you, not your pet or camel, and you kill them in self-defense, you're a murderer? Do the guys at Joymax eat stupid for breakfast?
So if someone's trying to kill you, not your pet or camel, and you kill them in self-defense, you're a murderer? Do the guys at Joymax eat stupid for breakfast?
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Your name is misleading.
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tl;dr


Locar @ ecsro/fembria lvl 90/70
(got bored of sro, letting my chars rest for a long long long time)
I dare you to beat my brute!! http://malucodocrl.mybrute.com
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(got bored of sro, letting my chars rest for a long long long time)
I dare you to beat my brute!! http://malucodocrl.mybrute.com
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Hostage wrote:Your name is misleading.
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lord_awesome wrote:And attacking offenders makes you an offender now? WTF?!
So if someone's trying to kill you, not your pet or camel, and you kill them in self-defense, you're a murderer? Do the guys at Joymax eat stupid for breakfast?
No you will just stay offender. It's like a pvp match without capes. And the loser has to spawn in town ofcourse.

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lord_awesome wrote:Lempi wrote:LOL at this nooblord_awesome wrote:So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20.
The trade run was quite a success. Made over 100k.
That was very far from the point I was trying to make.


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Re: LOL at this noob
lord_awesome wrote:So I'm doing my very first trade run at lv20. I'm pure str bowman so this is possible. About five minutes after leaving Donwhang, I get surrounded by an earth ghost, demon horse, and four thieves. I have to run picking them off one by one just to survive. To make things worse, some retarded kid starts attacking my camel. He does hit and run.
After taking care of the huge mob, I try to kill him. But apparently, attacking someone who's attacking your camel puts you in the offender state. So I stop and try to reason with him cause I don't wanna be a murderer. I ask him why he's attacking and he says it's cause it's funny. He then demands 40k for him to leave. Hellz nah bro. So at this point I'm panicing cause I don't know what to do.
Then I realize...if he kills my camel, he'll be a murderer. I tell him that, but I think he was under the impression that I'm bluffing or something, cause he kills my camel anyways. BOOM. He's under murderer status now. That scared noob runs away quickly. But I'm laughing my ass off cause soon he's gonna be surrounded by a mob of people waiting to get a chance to kill him.
Well I enjoyed this story..(Even tho it's nothing new to most of us veterans here)...I just wished you had killed him...would be quite the happy ending

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BuDo wrote:
Well I enjoyed this story..(Even tho it's nothing new to most of us veterans here)...I just wished you had killed him...would be quite the happy ending
If I kill him then he just gets to walk away with a measly 2% exp penalty. I'm glad I let him kill my camel and get the murderer status. Now he's @#$%ed. But it's good to know that you can kill offenders without being a murderer.
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Hostage wrote:Your name is misleading.

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Hostage wrote:Your name is misleading.

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This kid makes entirely too many pointless threads.
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.


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Theres nothing you can do about those pathetic people that can get anjoyment out of other people getting frustrated and annoyed.
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You know its hilarious how terrified these players are of murder status, its pathetic...
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sandsnip3r wrote:You know its hilarious how terrified these players are of murder status, its pathetic...
first of all, murder status sucks because being LEGIT and losing all that experience is a pain to get back
@OP
you use noob as an offensive word, when you're doing your first trade? btw story sucked IMO, of course at least you're having fun (i think)
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I thought they fixed offender. Last time I was at Isy though, someone went pink on me, so I went to kill him and I got pink.. glad I didn't kill him and only whacked him with a regular attack. THEN.. i got killed by everyone else there.. Made no sense. He was attacking me constantly still when I started and stopped attacking him. idk how that shit works.
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Gaige wrote:sandsnip3r wrote:You know its hilarious how terrified these players are of murder status, its pathetic...
first of all, murder status sucks because being LEGIT and losing all that experience is a pain to get back![]()
@OP
you use noob as an offensive word, when you're doing your first trade? btw story sucked IMO, of course at least you're having fun (i think)
im legit pked 4 people =) so what ?

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ZaKnighT wrote:Gaige wrote:sandsnip3r wrote:You know its hilarious how terrified these players are of murder status, its pathetic...
first of all, murder status sucks because being LEGIT and losing all that experience is a pain to get back![]()
@OP
you use noob as an offensive word, when you're doing your first trade? btw story sucked IMO, of course at least you're having fun (i think)
im legit pked 4 people =) so what ?
ok?
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its pretty easy to use murder status for our advantage, for example, we were at isy, some 7X uni mates and some 6X and 5X, they let me get kill (lvl 52), so they were there just to help, after 3mins, a 7X rogue comes, and (ofc a turk) he starts to annoy us, and he starts attacking,... Lets, say Player A attacked TURK, Player A got pink name, (then stops attacking) TURK attacks PLAYER A but doesnt kill him (fail) so, PLAYER B (from pt) kills the TURK, and we are all happy. So if someone comes to you, same lvl or higher, dont attack, cuz it may be a trap

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Tia wrote:its pretty easy to use murder status for our advantage, for example, we were at isy, some 7X uni mates and some 6X and 5X, they let me get kill (lvl 52), so they were there just to help, after 3mins, a 7X rogue comes, and (ofc a turk) he starts to annoy us, and he starts attacking,... Lets, say Player A attacked TURK, Player A got pink name, (then stops attacking) TURK attacks PLAYER A but doesnt kill him (fail) so, PLAYER B (from pt) kills the TURK, and we are all happy. So if someone comes to you, same lvl or higher, dont attack, cuz it may be a trap![]()
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So did PLAYER B get red status?
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nope, thats the cool part
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Turk or not he had the right to attack Isy lol, you can't claim her...

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