I challenge you.

[cpinney]

Preferably a car.

Well, I want to do better than he did.

Surely a van would 1-up his car injury.

Your logic is undeniable.

16 wheeler, i win.

[CloudStrider]

I got a job at McDonald's recently, my job is to work the left of the store, this is where the fry cooker is stationed. It was a busy day and we had a lot of orders backed up, I was working really fast even though I was still new. So there I was cleaning the floor, I heard a high pitched beep indicating that the fries were done cooking, I ran to the cook but slipped on the wet floor. I reached out with hands grabbing anything I could, unluckily I grabbed the handle of the cage where the fries are held while frying. As I fell, the oil split all over my crotch burning my penis straight off. The next day in hospital my girlfriend visited me, she looked me dead in the eyes and said
"You gave me burning in my crotch, now you have burnt your crotch, it's over."
Then she just left.

So stop being nerds and give out STI's while you still can!

[Ganja]

I challenge you to be half the man that, that young soldier was.

Since he couldn't walk or speak, I think it's safe to say that I beat your challenge. BTW what do I win?

So stop being nerds and give out STI's while you still can!

Can I has STI?

[Swindler]

Code: Select all

[Toasty]

Thread gone random huh?

[woutR]

How did he do something great? Joined military, fell in love, moved away because of military, wrote a love letter. People do that all the time

I was thinking the same... makes no sense to me.

Oh you mean giving your life for your country doesn't count as something admirable?

Oh bro ..

[DumboDii]

How did he do something great? Joined military, fell in love, moved away because of military, wrote a love letter. People do that all the time

I was thinking the same... makes no sense to me.

Oh you mean giving your life for your country doesn't count as something admirable?

Like he is the first one in some sort of war. At the guy in your story didn't die for his country. He got hit by a freaking car!

[Miguez]

Ok, here, I drawed it out for you, I believe this is how we see it:

[VforVendetta]

Ok, here, I drawed it out for you, I believe this is how we see it:

But he looked so happy at the moment of being hit by the car. I mean look at him waving his arms about, thats a true hero right there.

[Miguez]

Noes, he's waving them in more of a 'Oh shi-' way.

[Swindler]

love the guys face who is driving the car.

[takolin]

Ok, here, I drawed it out for you, I believe this is how we see it:

You win 3 internets for the nice paintjob.

[Miguez]

Thank you, kind sir.

[woutR]

Not just one internet, but three whole internets!

[PR0METHEUS]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

[Miguez]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

Thousands of people fight for their country, but this wasn't the case... Unless I misread, yes, he was a soldier, but he wasn't in war, he was just called to go there, and unfortunately he got hit by a car and died... But he didn't even have a choice, he didn't do it to save anyone... Unless I'm missing something..?

[Love]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

lulz

[PR0METHEUS]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

Thousands of people fight for their country, but this wasn't the case... Unless I misread, yes, he was a soldier, but he wasn't in war, he was just called to go there, and unfortunately he got hit by a car and died... But he didn't even have a choice, he didn't do it to save anyone... Unless I'm missing something..?

Well I still think it's honorable to serve your country in the military, even during peace time. There's always the chance that the country could go to war, and you would have to be deployed in it.

Besides, the story was just an example. I think the main point of the post was advice to actually go out in the world and do something meaningful instead of just wasting your time away in a game or forums all day.

[woutR]

The guy 'motivating' us to go out there has more posts than most of the people who replied in this thread. Ironic, no?
Do as I say, not as I do! What gave him such an insight into our daily lives to say that we're apparently not active enough?
To be completely honest I think it's a douchebag message and it has an even worse story to convey it.

[VforVendetta]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

Sadly as honorable as it sounds the fact of the matter is, dying for your country does nothing and wars are not won by dying. There was a saying along these lines, but I forgot it.

[piootr]

Wut ? How is he getting hit by a car any sort of feat, learn not to troll this badly.

The feat wasn't getting hit by a car. It was the man's sense of loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage that he possessed by serving his country in the Army. It takes a special kind of person to be able to put him/herself out there to potentially die for their country fighting for the freedoms that everyone else gets to enjoy while sitting back at home in your comfy couch or chair playing your little video games.

I couldn't agree more with Tasdik. Well said, and interesting story. Let's all get out there and actually DO something with our lives.

Sadly as honorable as it sounds the fact of the matter is, dying for your country does nothing and wars are not won by dying. There was a saying along these lines, but I forgot it.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -Patton

[TheDrop]

Besides, the story was just an example. I think the main point of the post was advice to actually go out in the world and do something meaningful instead of just wasting your time away in a game or forums all day.

i thought the story was about the loyalty shown by the old woman to her boyfriend...i think that woulda been a much better suited "message" for this story...

Anyways, epic thread ;P

[iSinnnn]

nice troll.
good luck on hitting 7k posts champ

[John_Doe]

All we need now is for someone to post a Boxxy vid....*hides in a bomb shelter*.

[Midori]

this is a horrible thread.

[takolin]

Well I still think it's honorable to serve your country in the military, even during peace time. There's always the chance that the country could go to war, and you would have to be deployed in it.

Besides, the story was just an example. I think the main point of the post was advice to actually go out in the world and do something meaningful instead of just wasting your time away in a game or forums all day.

There is nothing honorable about war.

[Noobs_Slayer]

I'd say that why the hell i suposed to do anything for the world if i hate him? Answer that please

[Toasty]

Well I still think it's honorable to serve your country in the military, even during peace time. There's always the chance that the country could go to war, and you would have to be deployed in it.

Besides, the story was just an example. I think the main point of the post was advice to actually go out in the world and do something meaningful instead of just wasting your time away in a game or forums all day.

There is nothing honorable about war.

But theirs honor in some of those that do certain actions within war.

[NuclearSilo]

destroying another country, killing children and women is not honorable
protecting the country is honorable

[Miguez]

Well I still think it's honorable to serve your country in the military, even during peace time. There's always the chance that the country could go to war, and you would have to be deployed in it.

Besides, the story was just an example. I think the main point of the post was advice to actually go out in the world and do something meaningful instead of just wasting your time away in a game or forums all day.

There is nothing honorable about war.

But theirs honor in some of those that do certain actions within war.

Which the person at matter in this thread did not..