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How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?

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I had some guests over for dinner last night, and my pet lesbian kept burping and complaining for more beer. That's not the proper way to behave in front of company. How can I train my pet lesbian to behave properly in front of guests?
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what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian
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Lol?
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Slap it. Hard.
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.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.


May I?

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a little S&M never hurt.. = /
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lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices

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user wrote:lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices


=o, well... Pet "lesbians" sounds far better, not to mention far more kinky!
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Snoopy wrote:
.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.


May I?

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*Pulls Down Pants*

HIT MEEE!
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Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian


I have a pet lesbian.
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o rly O_O never heard of such pets :/
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lawl.
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Ok....
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ROFL. Poke it.
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Kirkaldi wrote:ROFL. Poke it.


i think they prefer to be licked or fingered xD
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RiceFarmer wrote:
Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian


I have a pet lesbian.


*slap* now ur my bitch :wink:
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buy another lesbian
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crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian


name of shop plyyyss
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blackfalcon wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian


name of shop plyyyss


I got mine off ebay, but they're pretty hard to come by.
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How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?
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Squirt wrote:How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?


On average $300-$400 I'd say if you're lucky. Mine hasn't bit me yet, but I hear that they DO bite on the occasion.
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stick it in the pooper.
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can i see a picture of your lesbian?
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ROFL I was gonna ask where the hell did you get a pet lesbian? And in which country is that not illegal lol.

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:shock: omg long time i didnt see a lesbian <o
plus 1 for you xD

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so...is that pet lesbian named emily osment? and do you have another one called miley cyrus? cuz that's hot
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Everyone knows lesbians are wild creatures. I suggest you hire someone with experience in the field, like a lion or a hippo tamer.

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wait even better, is that lesbian called megan fox? :love:
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i lol'd
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is that lesbian sirslayer?
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