How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?

RiceFarmer · Post by **RiceFarmer** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:10 am

I had some guests over for dinner last night, and my pet lesbian kept burping and complaining for more beer. That's not the proper way to behave in front of company. How can I train my pet lesbian to behave properly in front of guests?

Asteroid · Post by **Asteroid** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:12 am

what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian

CloudStrider · Post by **CloudStrider** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:13 am

rek · Post by **rek** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:20 am

Slap it. Hard.

Snoopy · Post by **Snoopy** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:23 am

.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.

May I?

.AWAKE. · Post by **.AWAKE.** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:38 am

a little S&M never hurt.. = /

user · Post by **user** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:07 am

lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices

Snoopy · Post by **Snoopy** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:29 am

user wrote:lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices

=o, well... Pet "lesbians" sounds far better, not to mention far more kinky!

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:50 am

Snoopy wrote:
.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.

May I?

*Pulls Down Pants*

HIT MEEE!

RiceFarmer · Post by **RiceFarmer** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:18 am

Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian

I have a pet lesbian.

AnemuS · Post by **AnemuS** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:56 am

o rly O_O never heard of such pets :/

Post by **Doron** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:08 pm

lawl.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:18 am

Ok....

Kirkaldi · Post by **Kirkaldi** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:56 am

ROFL. Poke it.

chesticles · Post by **chesticles** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:28 pm

Kirkaldi wrote:ROFL. Poke it.

i think they prefer to be licked or fingered xD

blackfalcon · Post by **blackfalcon** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:40 pm

RiceFarmer wrote:
Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian

I have a pet lesbian.

*slap* now ur my bitch :wink:

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:41 pm

buy another lesbian

blackfalcon · Post by **blackfalcon** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:42 pm

crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian

name of shop plyyyss

RiceFarmer · Post by **RiceFarmer** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:23 am

blackfalcon wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian

name of shop plyyyss

I got mine off ebay, but they're pretty hard to come by.

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:45 am

How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?

RiceFarmer · Post by **RiceFarmer** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:27 am

Squirt wrote:How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?

On average $300-$400 I'd say if you're lucky. Mine hasn't bit me yet, but I hear that they DO bite on the occasion.

cpinney · Post by **cpinney** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:44 am

stick it in the pooper.

chesticles · Post by **chesticles** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:16 am

can i see a picture of your lesbian?

DeathBeforeDishonor · Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am

ROFL I was gonna ask where the hell did you get a pet lesbian? And in which country is that not illegal lol.

Mishiru · Post by **Mishiru** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:40 pm

omg long time i didnt see a lesbian <o
plus 1 for you xD

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 pm

so...is that pet lesbian named emily osment? and do you have another one called miley cyrus? cuz that's hot

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:02 pm

Everyone knows lesbians are wild creatures. I suggest you hire someone with experience in the field, like a lion or a hippo tamer.

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:03 pm

wait even better, is that lesbian called megan fox? :love:

sirs1ayer · Post by **sirs1ayer** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:16 pm

i lol'd

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:24 pm

is that lesbian sirslayer?

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