Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack

[satman83]

It started as insightful and articulate, especially compared to most public-comment hokum.
Georgia transplant Wesley Wyndham-Price calmly stood before the City Council, cautioning members about downtown's derelict emergency-preparedness plan. City elders are "insouciantly" unaware of risks to City Creek Center, he warned.
Wyndham-Price even paused to joke that Georgia's saltwater taffy is better than Utah's. "I hope that is not an ad hominem," he shrugged.
Then he got specific and all reason helicoptered into the ether.
City Creek needs an emergency-preparedness plan, he demanded, against zombies.
"Zombies are fierce," he said as a crammed council chamber laughed nervously. "They are going to catch us in there."
Wyndham-Price admitted he never has seen a zombie attack but is sure one is coming. And shoppers could be sitting ducks in a sky bridge.
No word on whether monster man is related to campy horror-flick comedian Vincent Price. Actually, it appears the April 1 speech was a well-delivered April Fools' joke. After all, Wesley Wyndham-Price is a fictional character created for the TV series' "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel."
After the performance, the Avenues resident briefly plopped in the front row next to City Creek-LDS Church straight-man Dale Bills, then bolted.

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Playing along, Councilman Luke Garrott declared that he would forward the zombie recommendation to the appropriate emergency committee posthaste.
But given the surge of Mormon minions anticipated at City Creek and the church's downtown BYU campus, Wyndham-Price clearly was off target.
He probably meant zoobies, not zombies.

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[salmissra]

...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry lol. nice find ^_^

[BrokenSaint]

lmfao wtf

[satman83]

Yep...lol i would of loved to be there

[gamef]

Only in America!

[Vandango]

Only in America!

QFT!

[daemon225]

Only in America!

QFT!

FTW!!!!!!!

[DildoGoblin]

Guess I should give uncle George a call.

[ThisIsAvalon]

Wesley Wyndham-Price is NOT a real person. Its a charactor in a zombie show...



http://imdb.com/character/ch0004930/


Thats probally a script from the show, lol.

[satman83]

Wesley Wyndham-Price is NOT a real person. Its a charactor in a zombie show...



http://imdb.com/character/ch0004930/


Thats probally a script from the show, lol.

if you read the article...then you would of seen that its in fact the name of a
character form the TV show "Buff The Vampire Slayer" and "Angel"

[ThisIsAvalon]

if you read the article...then you would of seen that its in fact the name of a
character form the TV show "Buff The Vampire Slayer" and "Angel"

If you read my post, you would realize that was my point...

[iGod]

If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it

[ThisIsAvalon]

If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it

The article was full of fail and longness.

[iGod]

If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it

The article was full of fail and longness.

True, it didn't make any sence after the 1st paragraph :d

[ThisIsAvalon]

True, it didn't make any sence after the 1st paragraph :d

Well, after reading Wesley Wyndham-Price, I knew it was from Angel (I watched a few episodes ) so I stopped reading and posted. Then I checked my email and you posted. Now Im typing this. Yay.

[theblindarcher]

wow it would be cool if there was one i would drive in in a APC and gun every one down

[Snoopy]

Only in America!

QFT!

FTW!!!!!!!

So true.

[BotBuster]

dawn of the dead maybe?
or how about I am legend?