Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
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Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
It started as insightful and articulate, especially compared to most public-comment hokum.
Georgia transplant Wesley Wyndham-Price calmly stood before the City Council, cautioning members about downtown's derelict emergency-preparedness plan. City elders are "insouciantly" unaware of risks to City Creek Center, he warned.
Wyndham-Price even paused to joke that Georgia's saltwater taffy is better than Utah's. "I hope that is not an ad hominem," he shrugged.
Then he got specific and all reason helicoptered into the ether.
City Creek needs an emergency-preparedness plan, he demanded, against zombies.
"Zombies are fierce," he said as a crammed council chamber laughed nervously. "They are going to catch us in there."
Wyndham-Price admitted he never has seen a zombie attack but is sure one is coming. And shoppers could be sitting ducks in a sky bridge.
No word on whether monster man is related to campy horror-flick comedian Vincent Price. Actually, it appears the April 1 speech was a well-delivered April Fools' joke. After all, Wesley Wyndham-Price is a fictional character created for the TV series' "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel."
After the performance, the Avenues resident briefly plopped in the front row next to City Creek-LDS Church straight-man Dale Bills, then bolted.
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Playing along, Councilman Luke Garrott declared that he would forward the zombie recommendation to the appropriate emergency committee posthaste.
But given the surge of Mormon minions anticipated at City Creek and the church's downtown BYU campus, Wyndham-Price clearly was off target.
He probably meant zoobies, not zombies.
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Georgia transplant Wesley Wyndham-Price calmly stood before the City Council, cautioning members about downtown's derelict emergency-preparedness plan. City elders are "insouciantly" unaware of risks to City Creek Center, he warned.
Wyndham-Price even paused to joke that Georgia's saltwater taffy is better than Utah's. "I hope that is not an ad hominem," he shrugged.
Then he got specific and all reason helicoptered into the ether.
City Creek needs an emergency-preparedness plan, he demanded, against zombies.
"Zombies are fierce," he said as a crammed council chamber laughed nervously. "They are going to catch us in there."
Wyndham-Price admitted he never has seen a zombie attack but is sure one is coming. And shoppers could be sitting ducks in a sky bridge.
No word on whether monster man is related to campy horror-flick comedian Vincent Price. Actually, it appears the April 1 speech was a well-delivered April Fools' joke. After all, Wesley Wyndham-Price is a fictional character created for the TV series' "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel."
After the performance, the Avenues resident briefly plopped in the front row next to City Creek-LDS Church straight-man Dale Bills, then bolted.
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Playing along, Councilman Luke Garrott declared that he would forward the zombie recommendation to the appropriate emergency committee posthaste.
But given the surge of Mormon minions anticipated at City Creek and the church's downtown BYU campus, Wyndham-Price clearly was off target.
He probably meant zoobies, not zombies.
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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry lol. nice find ^_^

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Only in America!
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gamef wrote:Only in America!
QFT!
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Vandango wrote:gamef wrote:Only in America!
QFT!
FTW!!!!!!!
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Wesley Wyndham-Price is NOT a real person. Its a charactor in a zombie show...
http://imdb.com/character/ch0004930/
Thats probally a script from the show, lol.
http://imdb.com/character/ch0004930/
Thats probally a script from the show, lol.

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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
ThisIsAvalon wrote:Wesley Wyndham-Price is NOT a real person. Its a charactor in a zombie show...![]()
http://imdb.com/character/ch0004930/
Thats probally a script from the show, lol.
if you read the article...then you would of seen that its in fact the name of a
character form the TV show "Buff The Vampire Slayer" and "Angel"

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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
satman83 wrote:if you read the article...then you would of seen that its in fact the name of a
character form the TV show "Buff The Vampire Slayer" and "Angel"![]()
If you read my post, you would realize that was my point...

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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it 
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iGod wrote:If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it
The article was full of fail and longness.

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ThisIsAvalon wrote:iGod wrote:If you read the article you wouldn't have to prove it
The article was full of fail and longness.
True, it didn't make any sence after the 1st paragraph :d
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iGod wrote:True, it didn't make any sence after the 1st paragraph :d
Well, after reading Wesley Wyndham-Price, I knew it was from Angel (I watched a few episodes

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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
wow it would be cool if there was one i would drive in in a APC and gun every one down

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daemon225 wrote:Vandango wrote:gamef wrote:Only in America!
QFT!
FTW!!!!!!!
So true.
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Re: Man warns City Council of possible zombie attack
dawn of the dead maybe?
or how about I am legend?
or how about I am legend?
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