Just so you know, you have been carrying a little baby around with you for the last 9 months. You will be poppin that sucker out in 2 days. Lawl. Thats sad.
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My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?
[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.
+1 My question is...who would? And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?
[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.
Mental images FTL.
EWWWW.
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+1 My question is...who would? And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?
[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.
Editted for Accuracy.
I believe this thread's lesson is:
Don't drink, or do drugs. God help us if you end up with a woman (thing) like the one in that article.
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.
+9999 oh god the sex must've been like jumping on a giant beanbag chair, hoping you hit yoru target, then struggling to get out.....the stuggling to get out was what was probably mistaken for sex
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+1 My question is...who would? And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?
[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.
Mental images FTL.
+11111
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW TRUE YOU ARE xD maybe it was some guy with a 15 incher, and he was able to move the fat out of the way to inside before the fat was to collapse on it Oo, not really a good image in your head (2 fat people doing it >.<)