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Woman too fat to know she's pregnant?

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LOL

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Just so you know, you have been carrying a little baby around with you for the last 9 months. You will be poppin that sucker out in 2 days. Lawl. Thats sad.
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I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.
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Whoa...I didnt look at the picture before. Yeah i 2nd that. Rawr
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Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.
lmao +1 :P
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FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

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I wouldn't hit that.

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Blyth wrote:FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

Yea True ... I think is sorry for her not the /guy be so F** And have a baby now .. :shock:
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Blyth wrote:FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

All part of my genius plan to piss off annoying pricks, I guess.
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Dang....

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Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

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LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

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Dude. Come on.

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:shock: You have got to be kidding me...
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LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

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Reise wrote:Dude. Come on.

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Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.


Editted for Accuracy.

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Therealmixmax2 wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.


Editted for Accuracy.


I believe this thread's lesson is:

Don't drink, or do drugs. God help us if you end up with a woman (thing) like the one in that article.
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Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


+9999 oh god the sex must've been like jumping on a giant beanbag chair, hoping you hit yoru target, then struggling to get out.....the stuggling to get out was what was probably mistaken for sex :(
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You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.
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nadare32 wrote:You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.



Have you ever had a baby?

Just out of curiousity :P

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Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"
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nadare32 wrote:You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.
It sure is but....she just crossed the line on how beautiful the birthing of a baby can be...and frankly her baby birth is just disgusting >_<
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Xia_Hou_Dun wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"


what do you means its just like having your house insulated isnt it haha
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Choseal wrote:
LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

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+11111 :shock:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW TRUE YOU ARE xD maybe it was some guy with a 15 incher, and he was able to move the fat out of the way to inside before the fat was to collapse on it Oo, not really a good image in your head (2 fat people doing it >.<)
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Master_wong wrote:
Xia_Hou_Dun wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"


what do you means its just like having your house insulated isnt it haha


lol true also serve as good protection for like car collision

i just thought the nutritions the mom gives to the baby may contain high cholesterol and not enough of protein, minerals, etc. yes i'm a bio major :P
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I feel sorry for the baby... :(
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Hello_Kitty wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVgR6fAHKuU

Replace with babies. O_O


lol i remember this, and i do feel sry for the baby growing up knowing his mother didnt even know he was alive in her until he was ready to come out.
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