Some girl advice?
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Re: Some girl advice?
Be sure that you've done your research - you know...
Find out what diseases she has (it's not that hard to do, just ask the other patients).
Make sure she can be released from the nursing home and ask her nurses about her.
If it's still a green light after you've checked the essentials... take your viagra and ask her.
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Find out what diseases she has (it's not that hard to do, just ask the other patients).
Make sure she can be released from the nursing home and ask her nurses about her.
If it's still a green light after you've checked the essentials... take your viagra and ask her.
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Re: Some girl advice?
If you're going to the cinema make sure you whip it out and tell her to do her job. When she looks at you puzzled tell her all her friends are doing it, and that's the whole god damn point of going to the cinema.

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Re: Some girl advice?
Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf 
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Re: Some girl advice?
Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf
Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.

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Re: Some girl advice?
dom wrote:Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf
Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.
Great advise cheers..
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Re: Some girl advice?
its not easy but tell her:
I really like you, and I want to take our current relationship to the next level.
After that choose one of the following:
a) would you like to go out with me?
b) would you be my girl friend?
c) a + b
Be Sincere, don't text her, that's just show that you're not Man enough to talk to her face to face. Don't do it on msn or aim or emil either. Just ask her if you can talk to her privately sometime after school or something. Find a quite place and pop your question.
its easier said then done, but best of luck
edit: and for movies don't choose something like 300 or dragon ball unless she request it. Let her choose,if she is not sure, try to make the decision considering her needs. Never ever say: hey i want to watch this instead of that chick flick.
that's what i did for my first date hehehe!
Yes BRING A JACKET! girls get cold in the cinema. I can't stress this enough
I really like you, and I want to take our current relationship to the next level.
After that choose one of the following:
a) would you like to go out with me?
b) would you be my girl friend?
c) a + b
Be Sincere, don't text her, that's just show that you're not Man enough to talk to her face to face. Don't do it on msn or aim or emil either. Just ask her if you can talk to her privately sometime after school or something. Find a quite place and pop your question.
its easier said then done, but best of luck
edit: and for movies don't choose something like 300 or dragon ball unless she request it. Let her choose,if she is not sure, try to make the decision considering her needs. Never ever say: hey i want to watch this instead of that chick flick.
cin wrote:lol i still find cinema fine for a first date
that's what i did for my first date hehehe!
Bastet wrote:dom wrote:Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf
Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.
Great advise cheers..![]()
Yes BRING A JACKET! girls get cold in the cinema. I can't stress this enough

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Re: Some girl advice?
Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers?
Quoted for truth.
Re: Some girl advice?
Bastet wrote:dom wrote:Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf
Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.
Great advise cheers..![]()
lol that's hilarious dom, you're on a roll.
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Re: Some girl advice?
Dont be like "Wanna go out" just ask her if she wants to go to the movies with you or something



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Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers?
Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.
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Re: Some girl advice?
just fu**ing say it
and i mean that in the best way possible....
and i mean that in the best way possible....
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Re: Some girl advice?
ShizKnight wrote:Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers?
Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

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Re: Some girl advice?
I asked her last night as i was driving her home from bowling (cinema was shit so we decided to go bowling) she said yes and that she wanted to ask but was scared incase i said no and it made our friendship uncomfortable.
Phew i was scared of rejection!
Phew i was scared of rejection!
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Re: Some girl advice?
SneakyBanana wrote:I asked her last night as i was driving her home from bowling (cinema was shit so we decided to go bowling) she said yes and that she wanted to ask but was scared incase i said no and it made our friendship uncomfortable.
Phew i was scared of rejection!
What did I tell you? She would be just as nervous as you!
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Re: Some girl advice?
push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''
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Re: Some girl advice?
lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''
fail :|
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NuclearSilo wrote:lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''
fail :|
this iz why im bangin' the girl in ur sig.
I'm such a playah
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Re: Some girl advice?
lo0ol wrote:NuclearSilo wrote:lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''
fail :|
this iz why im bangin' the girl in ur sig.
I'm such a playah
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Re: Some girl advice?
Sae wrote:ShizKnight wrote:Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers?
Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.
arent you a girl?
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Verfo wrote:arent you a girl?
Deal w/ it nerd.
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ShizKnight wrote:Verfo wrote:arent you a girl?
Deal w/ it nerd.
OH EM GEE. YOUR SOOOO HARDCORE, CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
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Re: Some girl advice?
Sae wrote:ShizKnight wrote:Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers?
Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.
yea on the internet
Re: Some girl advice?
Verfo wrote:Sae wrote:ShizKnight wrote:Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.
arent you a girl?
Exactly, fack mather. Look menz, lyke gurlz haz no pr0blmz showing b33bs to e3ch07er!1!!
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Re: Some girl advice?
Verfo wrote:Sae wrote:ShizKnight wrote:Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.
arent you a girl?
Nope, he's a 32 year old balding man who still lives with his parents. Telling people he's a girl and wearing sissy ass sigs is his way of luring 14-15 year old boys. You better run! =}
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Re: Some girl advice?
destructionmama wrote:edit: and for movies don't choose something like 300 or dragon ball unless she request it. Let her choose,if she is not sure, try to make the decision considering her needs. Never ever say: hey i want to watch this instead of that chick flick.
Lol.
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Never take a girl to see a movie she wants to see on her first date, or else chick flicks is what she'll always expect. Find a girl that will watch movies like... '300 or dragon ball' (your recommendations of hardcore boy films lol). If she wants to watch a chick flick. Say, no.
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Re: Some girl advice?
Ask if she swallows...
urr pop corn? lol
urr pop corn? lol
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Re: Some girl advice?
be funny is you make her often laugh she won't be nervous if she speaks with you (this doesn't mean that you need to tell jokes)
and always drink a lot of alcohol before you go out with her this makes you more confident
and use a condome!
and always drink a lot of alcohol before you go out with her this makes you more confident
and use a condome!
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Buy a nice bottle of vodka, invite her over. By the end of the night you'll either wake up in some random hot tub near the Canadian border or get laid. (Personal experience)
Or both ...
Or both ...
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