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lol i still find cinema fine for a first date

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Be sure that you've done your research - you know...
Find out what diseases she has (it's not that hard to do, just ask the other patients).
Make sure she can be released from the nursing home and ask her nurses about her.

If it's still a green light after you've checked the essentials... take your viagra and ask her.

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If you're going to the cinema make sure you whip it out and tell her to do her job. When she looks at you puzzled tell her all her friends are doing it, and that's the whole god damn point of going to the cinema.
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Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf :love:

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Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf :love:


Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.
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dom wrote:
Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf :love:


Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.

Great advise cheers.. :love: :love:

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its not easy but tell her:

I really like you, and I want to take our current relationship to the next level.

After that choose one of the following:

a) would you like to go out with me?
b) would you be my girl friend?
c) a + b


Be Sincere, don't text her, that's just show that you're not Man enough to talk to her face to face. Don't do it on msn or aim or emil either. Just ask her if you can talk to her privately sometime after school or something. Find a quite place and pop your question.


its easier said then done, but best of luck :D

edit: and for movies don't choose something like 300 or dragon ball unless she request it. Let her choose,if she is not sure, try to make the decision considering her needs. Never ever say: hey i want to watch this instead of that chick flick.


cin wrote:lol i still find cinema fine for a first date


that's what i did for my first date hehehe!

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dom wrote:
Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf :love:


Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.

Great advise cheers.. :love: :love:


Yes BRING A JACKET! girls get cold in the cinema. I can't stress this enough
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Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers? :roll:


Quoted for truth.

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Bastet wrote:
dom wrote:
Bastet wrote:Hmm I am off to the cinema tonight with my bf :love:


Make sure you bring a light sweater or jacket to cover his lap.

Great advise cheers.. :love: :love:


lol that's hilarious dom, you're on a roll.

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Dont be like "Wanna go out" just ask her if she wants to go to the movies with you or something
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Have a doubt? whip it out.
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Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers? :roll:

Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

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just fu**ing say it

and i mean that in the best way possible....
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ShizKnight wrote:
Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers? :roll:

Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

:roll: I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.
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I asked her last night as i was driving her home from bowling (cinema was shit so we decided to go bowling) she said yes and that she wanted to ask but was scared incase i said no and it made our friendship uncomfortable.

Phew i was scared of rejection!
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SneakyBanana wrote:I asked her last night as i was driving her home from bowling (cinema was shit so we decided to go bowling) she said yes and that she wanted to ask but was scared incase i said no and it made our friendship uncomfortable.

Phew i was scared of rejection!


What did I tell you? She would be just as nervous as you!

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push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''
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lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''

fail :|
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NuclearSilo wrote:
lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''

fail :|


this iz why im bangin' the girl in ur sig.

I'm such a playah
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lo0ol wrote:
NuclearSilo wrote:
lo0ol wrote:push her on the sink, take off your pant and be like ''yo you're ready to ****?''

fail :|


this iz why im bangin' the girl in ur sig.

I'm such a playah


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Sae wrote:
ShizKnight wrote:
Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers? :roll:

Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

:roll: I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.

arent you a girl?
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Verfo wrote:arent you a girl?

Deal w/ it nerd.

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ShizKnight wrote:
Verfo wrote:arent you a girl?

Deal w/ it nerd.

OH EM GEE. YOUR SOOOO HARDCORE, CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
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Sae wrote:
ShizKnight wrote:
Sae wrote:I'm shocked humanity has come so far without the internet. I mean, how did previous generations know how to do anything without the advice of random strangers? :roll:

Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

:roll: I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.


yea on the internet 8) jk sae ur the best

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Verfo wrote:
Sae wrote:
ShizKnight wrote:Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

:roll: I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.

arent you a girl?


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Verfo wrote:
Sae wrote:
ShizKnight wrote:Tch, you're one to talk. You don't even have a girlfriend.

:roll: I've seen more boobies than you could imagine, young one.

arent you a girl?


Nope, he's a 32 year old balding man who still lives with his parents. Telling people he's a girl and wearing sissy ass sigs is his way of luring 14-15 year old boys. You better run! =}

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destructionmama wrote:edit: and for movies don't choose something like 300 or dragon ball unless she request it. Let her choose,if she is not sure, try to make the decision considering her needs. Never ever say: hey i want to watch this instead of that chick flick.

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Ask if she swallows...


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be funny is you make her often laugh she won't be nervous if she speaks with you (this doesn't mean that you need to tell jokes)
and always drink a lot of alcohol before you go out with her this makes you more confident
and use a condome!
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Buy a nice bottle of vodka, invite her over. By the end of the night you'll either wake up in some random hot tub near the Canadian border or get laid. (Personal experience)

Or both ...
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