Your mama is so ugly I had to trick or treat over the phone...
Your mom's so ugly she makes blind people cry
Mom Jokes XD
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Yo mommas so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo mommas so ugly they make gorilla cookies by pressing her face into dough
Yo mommas so fat she fills up the bathtub and then turns on the water
Yo mommas so ugly they make gorilla cookies by pressing her face into dough
Yo mommas so fat she fills up the bathtub and then turns on the water
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.
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Your mom is so stupid, that she asked the operator, "how long will it take to get from cleveland to florida?" and the operator answered "1minute please" and she said "thanks", and hung up.
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Xyzzzy wrote:Yo mommas so fat she fills up the bathtub and then turns on the water
F.T.W!!!!
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your moms so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
your moms so bald you can see whats on her mind
your moms so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
your moms so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
your moms so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
a couple I remember but forgot too
your moms so bald you can see whats on her mind
your moms so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
your moms so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
your moms so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
a couple I remember but forgot too
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RavenousRAWR wrote:Your mom is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wooky. =X
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Yo' mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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From Yo Momma show:
"Unlike Rosa Parks, yo momma likes it in the back of the bus."
"Unlike Rosa Parks, yo momma likes it in the back of the bus."
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your mums like a vacuum, she sucks, blows and get laid in the closet
your mums like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and tossed down the alley but comes back for more
your mums like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and tossed down the alley but comes back for more
Ladies please, contain your orgasms.
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Jstar1 wrote: your moms so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
your moms so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Epic Lolz
Thanks Noobs_Slayer for signature.
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Bit of a racial joke, no offense. You can say this to a turk ingame 
When do you spit your mother in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.
hahahaha
When do you spit your mother in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.
hahahaha
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[SD]Twysta wrote:Bit of a racial joke, no offense. You can say this to a turk ingame
When do you spit your mother in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.
hahahaha
Why pull in the turks in that joke? lol.
Works perfectly well without the nationality part.
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