omfg.ca

[Fat_Smurf]

lmao I just found the ebst website ever it's full of msn quote or chat room stuff XD

it's in french though so here some I translated XD

http://www.omfg.ca

<LOLmastah> Answer this, you'll see it's really funny, but you gotta answer to understand: /quit and /quat are on a boat, /quat fall in the water, who's on the boat?
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<BaZz> rofl

<cool2003> how many are you in your home?
<Martin_22> 102 ..... me and my 101 dalmatian
<cool2003> i'm serious...
<Martin_22> 102
<cool2003> oh well if you dont wanna talk to me seriously I'll block you.
<Martin_22> nha seriously we are 8
<cool2003> ok
<cool2003> thank for beeing honest.
<Martin_22> me and my 7 dwarf

* Just-In-Here is now known as MAC
<marc> ts..
<MAC> hehe
* marc is now known as PC
<MAC> lol!
<PC>
<MAC> Hi, I'm a MAC
<PC> And I'm a PC.
<MAC> lol.. So, what are you doing PC?
<PC> Oh, just playing.
<MAC> Cool. Which game?
<PC> All of them.
<MAC> go to hell

[cin]

i rofld so hard at 1st one. ;]

[Hostage]

The last one made me laugh. XD

[Sleepy1338]

lmao had to read the first one twice to get it.

nice though

[Swindler]

i rofld so hard at 1st one. ;]

+1 and the last one was really funny to ;=

[fena]

lolol at the first and second one.
And yah, I had to read through the first one twice to get it. :d

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rofl, translate more plz xDD

[Fat_Smurf]

Jay. says:
what mean revitalisant?

Cathhheryn says:
for your hair after shampoo?

Jay. says:
ok

Jay. says:
I though it didn't do any foam

[00:01] <BaZz> New year just started, I took a good resolution.
[00:01] <TheSpherE> wich one?
[00:02] <BaZz> 1280x1024

<Pyr0Kn3sy> it's sure eh
<miliana23> what?
<Pyr0Kn3sy> hrm... do you know sarcasm?
<miliana23> no who is it?
* Pyr0Kn3sy facepalm
<miliana23> uh?
<Pyr0Kn3sy> well do you know irony then?
<miliana23> no...
* Pyr0Kn3sy face palm
<miliana23> **** you I can't know everyone on the net.

<R4gnar> Doom III have been released this morning
* GirL-16jRe^ is now known as GirL-16
<}_MaRy_{> who's that guy?

° WeEzYMaN jumps
«« WeEzYMaN (weezyman@je.cherche.blonde.a.forte.p0itrine.info) (Quit: changing servers)
(frk) christ you gotta be insanely fat to change server just by jumping.

<^LobO^> I wanna f.uck a woman warped in aluminum paper

<marc> shit link isnt wokring anymore
<marc> u got a mirror?
<Just-In-Here> yep 2 sec
<Just-In-Here> here http://content.answers.com/main/content ... irror.jpeg
<marc> thx!
<marc> wtf

EIZEI dit :
I think I just saw a squirel
Phoen|x dit :
ok
EIZEI dit :
ah no, it was my foot..
EIZEI dit :
Brown sock are more sneaky than I would though.
Phoen|x dit :
lolol

[22:06:11] <Znap`> gotta go take a shower now
[22:06:14] <Znap`> mom's waiting

[14:33]<Volemia> oh yeah? what would you do without your gf? what would you do without me?
[14:33]<Klator> maybe I could play wow without you being an annoying bitch.

<FoU[BraC]> so have u been cheeleading today?
<MiKi`> why?
<FoU[BraC]> hum eh
<FoU[BraC]> wanna get you in the conversation
<FoU[BraC]> gang bang ?
<MiKi`> okay
<sm> I take the head
<FoU[BraC]> i take the other 9 cheerleaders
<sm> ****
<sm> I got fooled

<whocaresx> it's weird to get the net back, my room is disgusting.

<falldown> guy with cam looking for girl with cam.
<ShAwKyMeC> guy with keyboard looking 4 girl with keyboard
<@LiThiuM> rolf

lol this one is just way to awesome and I don't know how to translate it XD

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[23:08:16] <losthimself> cest dont bin cool videontron
[23:08:19] <losthimself> jupload a 300k
[23:08:23] <dom`> hehe
[23:08:33] <dom`> c pour mieux t'aider a peter ta bandwidth mon enfant

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[Ilove2quack]

lol at mirror one, pwned.

[LillDev!l]

i lol'd at:

<falldown> guy with cam looking for girl with cam.
<ShAwKyMeC> guy with keyboard looking 4 girl with keyboard
<@LiThiuM> rolf

and at many of them xD keep em comming if theres more <3

[[SD]Twysta]

Somebody translate the last one! (kratos?)

this shit is hillarious keep it coming!

[Nitro]

<R4gnar> Doom III have been released this morning
* GirL-16jRe^ is now known as GirL-16
<}_MaRy_{> who's that guy?

I lol'ed

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[22:06:11] <Znap`> gotta go take a shower now
[22:06:14] <Znap`> mom's waiting

lol keep em' comin

[Wu]

[22:06:11] <Znap`> gotta go take a shower now
[22:06:14] <Znap`> mom's waiting

hahahah