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your mom so fat that she was late for her job interview on the top floor of the building because the weight limit on the elevator was only 2,500 lb and she had to walk up the stairs.

hey [insert name here ] i never see your mom around, is she stuck in [ insert country name ] because theres a weight limit on airplanes?

your mom so fat that when the doctors dropped her it caused the 1906 earthquake, and when i did her in bed so hard she fell off and caused the 89' one.
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Those are lame..
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so?
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huh.. ohh nothing. Just thought i'd say.
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very lame lol.. cant remember them atm

edit:Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
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Your momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
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Yo mama sucks ****'s in Hell
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Yo mamas like an AK-47, 3 cocks and shes loaded.
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Your moma is so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
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Reise wrote:Your momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.


I laughed at this one :D
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"Your mom is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck."

"Your mom is so big, when I wanted a picture of her, she gave me a...puzzle."

"Your mom is so fat that instead of a pager, she has a dvdplayer."

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Let me watch some Yo Momma then I'll get back to y'all with some good jokes!
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"Your mom is so addicted to drugs, that whe sneezes coke comes out.."
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Your mom's so dumb, she uses eye-shade to block the sun
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SuicideNz wrote:Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

I LOL'ed!!!! :P
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your momma`s so stupid she starved in a supermarket
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Whatchu say bout my momma!


lol, anyway.......Your momma's like Home Depot. 5 cents a screw.
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Yo mamma so fat when she was walking by I wasn't laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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For Guild Wars players ( I loled hard when I heared it )
"Your moma is so fat that when I'm near her with channeling I get 25 energy" lolz
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Inuyasha, your mom is so... disappointed of you and this kind of threads.
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Watch The Nutty Professor for mom jokes :P
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your moms like 7up...never had it never will...
your moms so fat, her blood trype is ragu
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agent420 wrote:your moms so fat, her blood trype is ragu


LMFAO EPIC
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Yo moms so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo moms so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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Yo momma so fat that when she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused Hurricane Katrina.
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ur MOM IS SO FAT SHE FARTED AND THEN THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE!!!! KEKEKE!
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your mom so fat that you can stick a tube up her but and tada instant fuel
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_Panu_ wrote:Yo momma so fat that when she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused Hurricane Katrina.


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Your mom is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wooky. =X
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your mom's so fat, she got on a scale and it said, "one person at a time"

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