Most Embarrassing Moment?

[Wu]

Wu? you a girl or a guy

Guy.. does this make me less of a man?

[Swindler]

my most didnt happened for a long time ago..

i was sitting in school and just me and som friends was in the classroom, and my friend was farting and they smelled like rotten egg. And exactly when the teacher was entering the classroom i drops a really loud fart and he just turns back and goes out again. All my friends was laughing and i was more red than i tomato. When my teachers enter the classroom it
still smells egg and he think it was my fart that did that horrible smell -.-

[XemnasXD]

Wu? you a girl or a guy

Guy.. does this make me less of a man?

nah i was just thinking queef for a couple of seconds lol

[Amelie]

fart while sex = total turn off.

if i ever live that, i swear god i'll take my scissors.....


and i wont be cutting my hair!

[Simplifique]

fart while sex = total turn off.

if i ever live that, i swear god i'll take my scissors.....


and i wont be cutting my hair!

His hair? Omg!

[Casey613]

An old friend told me he would fart during sex everytime, poor Jonathan </3



I remember I was just out of school and got into high school and I kept on saying teacher (maestra) instead of professor, and I went to a public high school so every single 17 years old thug was stuck in the first grade which is for 13 years old, they made fun of me -_-
I also remember calling a friend and his mom picked up the phone and told me he wasn't home so instead of a "okay bye" I said "okay I love you *muahh*", yes a kiss. I hung up immediatly and laughed my arse off haha I'm loling rite now

[Wu]

fart while sex = total turn off.

if i ever live that, i swear god i'll take my scissors.....


and i wont be cutting my hair!

the girl I was with just totally laughed her ass off.. for like 5 minutes straight!

..while gasping for air she told me I shouldnt feel emberassed.. she just thought it was really, really really funny.

We knew eachother very well so I knew she meant it

[Doron]

It was a while ago...

I was wearing these cool Björn Borg boxers my sisters gave me for some reason.(they were male boxers, yes)

and the next day i wore them.

When I was walking to the library I had to pee so I went to the toilet and peed.

Then I went to the library, checked some things on the pc and then the bell rang, so I went to my class..

And the whole time I was thinking, why the hell does my pants keep sliding down the whole time, I'm not wigger...

But I thought, oh, just leave it.

But I kept on pulling my pants up in that walk, and when I was in class I realised my upper button (In holland all pants seem to have buttons instead of zippers,) was still open, and I had to walk down some stairs, so everybody saw that my button was open, and I allmost stood in the middle of the hallway with my pants on my ankles, if I didn't pull it up the whole time..

It was quite embarressing, but not as emberassing as all yours.. damn...

Oooh. one more...

I once had this presentation with a friend of mine, and then we had to talk in front of class..

and when I stood there, he was talking, and I just fell asleep standing...

And I didn't realize that it was my tunr to speak...

[redneck]

(In holland all pants seem to have buttons instead of zippers,)

Only girls have buttons instead of zippers here...

[tingboy]

my gf pulled down my pants and said, "that's it?"

ting

[Fat_Smurf]

my gf pulled down my pants and said, "that's it?"

ting

she was disapointed?

[XemnasXD]

my gf pulled down my pants and said, "that's it?"

ting

ouch...

[CrimsonNuker]

my gf pulled down my pants and said, "that's it?"

ting

ouch...

Tell her your package may be small but your tounge is a behemoth.

[Stallowned]

Probably 6th grade or some sh1t.
Had a teacher with huge assed boobs. One day for some reason she was standing right in front of me and my face started turning blood red. She was like are you sick? and sh1t like that I was like no I'm fine. It was getting worse and the whole class was looking.


Got a bunch of other sh1t. My life as a whole is an embarassment.

[Grimm-.-]

lol....
This thread....

My most embarrassing moment is...ehh cant think right now 3:am lol i'll edit this later...I duno Boooo!

Hilario's thread0,0

[_Angels]

my recent embarrasing moment is not so long ago it was so crowded on school and somehow i got pushed into the boys locker room D;

[Stallowned]

my recent embarrasing moment is not so long ago it was so crowded on school and somehow i got pushed into the boys locker room D;

[Ilove2quack]

my recent embarrasing moment is not so long ago it was so crowded on school and somehow i got pushed into the boys locker room D;

[huejas]

I was like 8 at a friends birthday party at mcdonalds, and i was going down the slide in that play area, and i shit my pants. Also another one when i was 10, i was watching the mummy with my parents and i had t piss real bad but i didnt wanna miss the movie so i was holding it in, and then all of a sudden something popped up outta nowhere and i pissed myself. And this one happens to me alot...when im playing soccer or basketball and i take a shot or fade away and i fart. I think thats it

P.S. funny stories guys

[Untitled_]

We caught a girl in the locker room at another school playing dj wit herself <-- if u know what that means xDD

[LockStar.]

We caught a girl in the locker room at another school playing dj wit herself <-- if u know what that means xDD

Don't know what it means, but if its in the lines of playing with herself.. why would YOU fell embarrassed?

My most embarrassing moment.. I guess it was when my parents saw me on top of my ex, on my father's couch. I mean, she used to come home even when my parents was there before..but this time we were caught unexpected. Haha my dad was like: 'Uhhh I just came to take my carkeys' *run*

[Nitro]

We caught a girl in the locker room at another school playing dj wit herself <-- if u know what that means xDD

Don't know what it means, but if its in the lines of playing with herself.. why would YOU fell embarrassed?

My most embarrassing moment.. I guess it was when my parents saw me on top of my ex, on my father's couch. I mean, she used to come home even when my parents was there before..but this time we were caught unexpected. Haha my dad was like: 'Uhhh I just came to take my carkeys' *run*

Ohh ... lolz that must sux xD
My most embarrassing moment is ... hm... I cant recall one ... I'll edit when I rememeber ...
Not much embarrassing at my life ^^

[HellsAdvocate]

hmm probably the latest embarassing thing was my teacher saying i had the teeth of a brit, lol

gotta get those whitened someday

[Untitled_]

Don't know what it means, but if its in the lines of playing with herself.. why would YOU fell embarrassed?

Well i guess i misread the topic title.. I thought i meant like most embarrassing moment, not my embarrassing moment.. so i guess mine would be ... i guess it would be me and this girl did it in the school bathroom stall.. got caught, it wasn't during school tho xD

[huejas]

Well i guess i misread the topic title.. I thought i meant like most embarrassing moment, not my embarrassing moment.. so i guess mine would be ... i guess it would be me and this girl did it in the school bathroom stall.. got caught, it wasn't during school tho xD

lol why would you do it in a stall

[SaoKill]

closet>stall

[Ryuk]

Probly in 5th grade when were were at an end of
the school year party on my birthday, we went to
a playground and I tried to jump off of this one
thing onto a rockwall and I broke my arm cuz I fell off
lmao.

[Locketart]

Well i guess i misread the topic title.. I thought i meant like most embarrassing moment, not my embarrassing moment.. so i guess mine would be ... i guess it would be me and this girl did it in the school bathroom stall.. got caught, it wasn't during school tho xD

lol why would you do it in a stall

How can you get it up in a stall. Don't school bathrooms smell horrible?

[ghostkilla43]

Well i guess i misread the topic title.. I thought i meant like most embarrassing moment, not my embarrassing moment.. so i guess mine would be ... i guess it would be me and this girl did it in the school bathroom stall.. got caught, it wasn't during school tho xD

lol why would you do it in a stall

How can you get it up in a stall. Don't school bathrooms smell horrible?

yeah they do and they deff are not clean..ew

[DildoGoblin]

My life as a whole is an embarassment.

Maybe I should throw this on my sig?