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Strange questions of life!

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here's a topic about the strange questions of life you can ask.

1. why does saur cream have a date of expiration?
2. what do sheep count when they want to sleep?
3. what if you scare yourself half-dead twice?
4. do they have coffeebreak in tea-factories?
5. what is the speed of darkness
6. whatever happened to the other 6ups? (7up)
7. does a full HD weigh more then a empty one?
8. why does an awnsering machine never awnser when you ask it something?
9. if olive-oil is made of olives, then whats baby-oil made of >:^D
10. if you aren't allowed to drive after you've drunk, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. why are appartements called appartements when they are next to each other?
12. what are the little plastic thingies on your shoe laces called anyway?!!?
13. if a store works 24 hours and all 365 days then why is there a lock on the door?
14. who discovered 'milking cows' and what did he think when he was doing it?!?!
15. where the does all the rubber go from cars that have slipped?
16. when a fly lands on the sealing, does he make a looping or does he turn around?
17. if toast with butter always fals with the butter down, what happenws if you would put in on the back of a cat?
18. if swiming makes you slim then what are whales doing wrong?!?
19. why doesnt superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
20. if today it's 0 degrees C, and tomorow it's 2x as cold, then what temperature is it tommorow?
21. why do people believe you when you say that there are 400 zillion stars in the sky, but when you say the door has been painted they have to feel it?
22. why is lemonade made out of artificial stuff, and the cleaning stuff for your clothes out of real lemons?
23. what would chairs look like if our knees were on the other side?
24. why does your nose drip and your feet smell?
25. why do women never enter the toilets alone?
26. why do airplanes have stuff to swim with but no parachutes?
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http://www.bored.com/crazythoughts/index.html

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? (loled)
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Why have a haircut when it grows back on??

Why watch your health when you're going to die anywys?

Why stop smokin if the rest ofthe world is screwing up earth with stuff a lot worse then a cigarette?

Why is an orange orange, and who came with the name orange?

Is Porange, just orange with a p or a mix if orange and purple.

If someone falls down a building, and hit's the ground, but there is no one there, did he even scream?

Did the Suicidal one from MilliVannilli actually screamed himself when he jumped off his building, or was that play-backed too??

thought of them myself.. especially the last one makes you think...
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Icealya wrote:
Did the Suicidal one from MilliVannilli actually screamed himself when he jumped off his building, or was that play-backed too??


what's a millivanilli?
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poehalcho wrote:
Icealya wrote:
Did the Suicidal one from MilliVannilli actually screamed himself when he jumped off his building, or was that play-backed too??


what's a millivanilli?


the double wrongs of the music industry. 2 black fellas from germany. they were quite polular in what was it? 80's? well, they won an emmy (if I'm right) but they got exposed as fakers. it seemed that they were playbacking all the time, and that they were just for the picture, not for the real artist...
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rofl, some question are very nice:D

'' What is the speed of darkness? ''
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heroo wrote:rofl, some question are very nice:D

'' What is the speed of darkness? ''


Hate to be a party pooper of your inside fun, but the speed of darkness is the same as the speed of light. because where ever light is, must be darkness too.
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Actually darkness can't have a speed since it's just what we use to describe the absence of light and energy.
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Reise wrote:Actually darkness can't have a speed since it's just what we use to describe the absence of light and energy.

Correct.

rofl @ icelaya:
"where there is light there must be darkness"
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.yes, i know some have simple awnsers, but they're still entertaining :D.
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Icealya wrote:
heroo wrote:rofl, some question are very nice:D

'' What is the speed of darkness? ''


Hate to be a party pooper of your inside fun, but the speed of darkness is the same as the speed of light. because where ever light is, must be darkness too.

actually if there is light in one spot then there cant be any darkness. Darkness has no speed since there is no such things as "particles or waves" of darkness. there can still be energy in a zone of darkness, but no visible light. i.e when you are in a dark room and the temperature is above absolute zero.
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If a sound falls in the forest will it make a tree.

Think wisely :wink:
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17. if toast with butter always fals with the butter down, what happenws if you would put in on the back of a cat?

Actually that's false, It was busted on MythBusters.
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Icealya wrote:
heroo wrote:rofl, some question are very nice:D

'' What is the speed of darkness? ''


Hate to be a party pooper of your inside fun, but the speed of darkness is the same as the speed of light. because where ever light is, must be darkness too.



lol, you made me laugh even harder, hehehehehe :D


i already know the answer, but still, it's question you wouldn' think of quickly.
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HOLLAstir wrote:17. if toast with butter always fals with the butter down, what happenws if you would put in on the back of a cat?

Actually that's false, It was busted on MythBusters.



You needed myhtbusters for that to know it false.
GOGO common sense.


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takolin wrote:
HOLLAstir wrote:17. if toast with butter always fals with the butter down, what happenws if you would put in on the back of a cat?

Actually that's false, It was busted on MythBusters.



You needed myhtbusters for that to know it false.
GOGO common sense.


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but they eat plankton, how f*king fat can you get from plankton!?!
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poehalcho wrote:here's a topic about the strange questions of life you can ask.
5. what is the speed of darkness



Wow.. whoever wrote that must be one really ignortant person, anyone with common sense knows that darkness is the absence of light, and not the other way around.




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LOL
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LOL, that vid is awsome.

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That video has the music from The Price is Right.
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Reise wrote:That video has the music from The Price is Right.

yea lol'd at that :P
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poehalcho wrote:
takolin wrote:
HOLLAstir wrote:17. if toast with butter always fals with the butter down, what happenws if you would put in on the back of a cat?

Actually that's false, It was busted on MythBusters.



You needed myhtbusters for that to know it false.
GOGO common sense.


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If you eat enough, you won't lose weight.


but they eat plankton, how f*king fat can you get from plankton!?!



Toothed whales = hunters = seameat like fish.
Baleen whales = no seameat.
BTW the blue whale can eat up to 3,600kg of krill/day.

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