[STD] I need a doctor

[MrFudge]

dude ur gonna grow mushrooms on ur cock.

[agent420]

[Grimjaw]

They should sticky this. It's first grade entertainment.

[bLuE_fLaMe]

did any say 'rug burn' ... very bad rug burn

[Sharpy]

hmm well the title is I need a doctor. You know the solution so now get off your ass b4 your taking a shower and your penis is laying between your feet. Then what you gonna do? Patient Doctor confidentiality says he cant tell your mom jack shit and if he does well then you can sue him and buy a new powerful motorized cock with a hydrolic lift.

[Panu]

yo, it happened to me before, well mine was a rug burn tho. i had some blackish dots around there and i freaked out, so i went to the doc's office. when i doc saw it, he was like "mmm" , "mmmmm" , " i see." , then he said , "who you bang?" i honestly LMAO , and he was like its just a rug burn, a very bad one. it took like 2 months to see my tool like brand new.

i wont go into detail (some immature people here). but whereever the spots are, like glide your finger(s) over the area, if it feels like a burnt mark (hope you kno wat a rug burn feels like), then its just a minor/major burn and it should heal overtime. if its not a rug burn ... i feel bad for you then. in the mean time just apply some Cold Cream (like some dry skin cream / moisturizers).

hope that helped a tad.

[Reise]

In other words you gotta slow down the drilling operation son.

[redneck]

Inyuasha584 helped me out...I think it might be Chancroid which is a bacterial infection...

I got an appointment tomorrow to find out for sure...

supposedly its curable..

[Panu]

Inyuasha584 helped me out...I think it might be Chancroid which is a bacterial infection...

I got an appointment tomorrow to find out for sure...

supposedly its curable..

im gonna pray for you, lets hope its curable.

[Inuyasha584]

Inyuasha584 helped me out...I think it might be Chancroid which is a bacterial infection...

I got an appointment tomorrow to find out for sure...

supposedly its curable..

ehm doctor inuyasha584...

[ghostkilla43]

hope ur tool falls off.. that'll teach u

[DildoGoblin]

The doctor is going to snip your shit if it already hasn't been done.

[Squirt]

Ok Redneck tell us what happened today was your appointment right !?

[redneck]

Ok Redneck tell us what happened today was your appointment right !?

Yea gave me some medicine to take for 7 days as well as some ointment...

And yea its Chancroid.

Doc was cool and promised not to say anything and also gave me a lollypop so he's pretty chill..

[Squirt]

Ok Redneck tell us what happened today was your appointment right !?

Yea gave me some medicine to take for 7 days as well as some ointment...

And yea its Chancroid.

Doc was cool and promised not to say anything and also gave me a lollypop so he's pretty chill..

You dodge a bullet my friend... Now i think you learned your lesson. Wear the rubber man!

[XemnasXD]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancroid


that is disgusting....what kind of chick were you messing with o0

wrap it up.....next time it could be AIDs and we'd hate to lose you redneck....

[Fat_Smurf]

Ok Redneck tell us what happened today was your appointment right !?

Yea gave me some medicine to take for 7 days as well as some ointment...

And yea its Chancroid.

Doc was cool and promised not to say anything and also gave me a lollypop so he's pretty chill..

wow he's brave

[redneck]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancroid


that is disgusting....what kind of chick were you messing with o0

wrap it up.....next time it could be AIDs and we'd hate to lose you redneck....

I dont remember....

[avanti42]

The doctor is going to snip your shit if it already hasn't been done.

first time ive actually lmao'd at a thread for a while

[Fat_Smurf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancroid


that is disgusting....what kind of chick were you messing with o0

wrap it up.....next time it could be AIDs and we'd hate to lose you redneck....

I dont remember....

lol you wish u knew.


now you gotta call all those girls and tell them one of them got some std

[Jstar1]

Inyuasha584 helped me out...I think it might be Chancroid which is a bacterial infection...

I got an appointment tomorrow to find out for sure...

supposedly its curable..

yap, bacterial infections can usually be cured. What you dont want is a virus infection

and like othewhat xemnas said, be careful who you bang, its not funny at all


that is disgusting....what kind of chick were you messing with o0

wrap it up.....next time it could be AIDs and we'd hate to lose you redneck....[/quote]

[redneck]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancroid


that is disgusting....what kind of chick were you messing with o0

wrap it up.....next time it could be AIDs and we'd hate to lose you redneck....

I dont remember....

lol you wish u knew.


now you gotta call all those girls and tell them one of them got some std

I remember when it happened but not with who as I did have a few too many drinks... She was a brunette is all I can remember and not from my school...

[Fat_Smurf]

I dont remember....

lol you wish u knew.


now you gotta call all those girls and tell them one of them got some std

I remember when it happened but not with who as I did have a few too many drinks... She was a brunette is all I can remember and not from my school...

lol your sure you didn't farked the dog?

[Inuyasha584]

The doctor is going to snip your shit if it already hasn't been done.

his gf is going to snip if off when she finds out he gave her an std

[Silver0]

Causes

Chancroid is a bacterial infection caused by the fastidious Gram-negative streptobacillus Haemophilus ducreyi. It is a disease found primarily in developing countries, associated with commercial sex workers and their clientele.

Infection levels are low in the western world, typically around one case per two million of the population (Canada, France, UK and USA). Most individuals diagnosed with chancroid have visited countries or areas where the disease is known to occur frequently, although outbreaks have been observed in association with crack cocaine use and prostitution.

Uncircumcised men are at three times greater risk than circumcised men for contracting chancroid from an infected partner. Chancroid is a risk factor for contracting HIV, due to their ecological association or shared risk of exposure, and biologically facilitated transmission of one infection by the other.

[edit] Symptoms and signs

After an incubation period of one day to two weeks, chancroid begins with a small bump that becomes an ulcer within a day of its appearance. The ulcer characteristically:

* Ranges in size dramatically from 3 to 50 mm (1/8 inch to two inches) across
* Is painful
* Has sharply defined, undermined borders
* Has irregular or ragged borders
* Has a base that is covered with a gray or yellowish-gray material
* Has a base that bleeds easily if traumatized or scraped

More specifically, the CDC's standard clinical definition for a probable case of chancroid includes all of the following:

* Patient has one or more painful genital ulcers. The combination of a painful ulcer with tender adenopathy is suggestive of chancroid; the presence of suppurative adenopathy is almost pathognomonic.

* No evidence of Treponema pallidum is indicated by dark-field examination of ulcer or by a serologic test for Syphilis performed at least 7 days after the onset of ulcer.

* The clinical presentation is not typical of disease caused by human herpesvirus 2 (Herpes Simplex Virus), or result of culture for HSV is negative.

About half of infected men have only a single ulcer. Women frequently have four or more ulcers, with fewer symptoms. The ulcers appear in specific locations, such as the coronal sulcus of the uncircumcised glans penis in men, or the fourchette and labia minora in women.


[edit] Common locations in women

In women the most common location for ulcers is the labia majora. "Kissing ulcers" may develop. These are ulcers that occur on opposing surfaces of the labia. Other areas such as the labia minora, perineal area, and inner thighs may also be involved. The most common symptoms in women are pain with urination and pain with intercourse.

The initial ulcer may be mistaken as a "hard" chancre, the typical sore of primary syphilis, as opposed to the "soft chancre" of chancroid.

Approximately one third of the infected individuals will develop enlargements of the inguinal lymph nodes, the nodes located in the fold between the leg and the lower abdomen.

Half of those who develop swelling of the inguinal lymph nodes will progress to a point where the nodes rupture through the skin producing draining abscesses. The swollen lymph nodes and abscesses are often referred to as buboes.

[edit] Treatment

The CDC recommendation for chancroid is a single oral dose of Azythromicin or a single IM dose of Ceftriaxone or oral Erythromycin for seven days.

Really Farking site

[torinchibi]

I think this thread has taught us all to get yourself and the girl tested before sex. Sure, it might limit your chances of having sex, but I would rather be able to have it, than not after I get some weird STD.

[XemnasXD]

I think this thread has taught us all to get yourself and the girl tested before sex. Sure, it might limit your chances of having sex, but I would rather be able to have it, than not after I get some weird STD.

or just use a rubber with anyone you have sex with unless they've been tested....even your GF or BF, you never know if they might be cheating on you

[Grimmjow]

I think this thread has taught us all to get yourself and the girl tested before sex. Sure, it might limit your chances of having sex, but I would rather be able to have it, than not after I get some weird STD.

or just use a rubber with anyone you have sex with unless they've been tested....even your GF or BF, you never know if they might be cheating on you

Well,there is ONE way to find out.

[Doron]

I may sure hope she took her pills before you did it, before you know it she gave AND an std, AND a kid...

[torinchibi]

I think this thread has taught us all to get yourself and the girl tested before sex. Sure, it might limit your chances of having sex, but I would rather be able to have it, than not after I get some weird STD.

or just use a rubber with anyone you have sex with unless they've been tested....even your GF or BF, you never know if they might be cheating on you

Can't protect yourself if you give oral to a girl, and I wouldn't want herpes on my tongue or something like that. The only picture in this thread scared the shit out of me!