lol thats just freaking funny. I got some stories about my school.
1. You guys ever heard about that story where in Bio they are talking about sperm, and the professor says that sperm actually has sugars in it, then one of the girls says "but then why doesn't it taste sweet?" or they take swab samples of peoples cheeks and put it up under the microscope to see cheek cells and there is sperm there?
-Well that actually did happen in my school, in my Bio class. We were taking cheek samples, and like. Under the microscope of one of the girl's cheek samples, the teacher pointed out sperm! Hahaha
2. Speaking of biology, about 2 years back, we had got a new liquid analyzer and display microscope. So, we were doing an experiment, pretty much like a test for the new equipment. It was working well, could analyze samples of sea water, tap water, fresh water, HCL, NaOH, ext... then we started using Vinegar, Juices, Coke, Sprite and stuff. When one of the students came back, holding a beaker of a liquid, pored it in, and then just like everything else, it displayed the context of the liquid. Salts, H20..ext. So the teacher was like, did you just? N him, with a cheesy smile was like YUP!
! lol.. anyone care to guess what he used? *spoiler*
piss*spoiler*
3. Our old old history teacher, was gay. However, he was an in school closet kind of gay. Yet, one day out in the mall, we saw him, with his partner. He was wearing a normal shirt, but he was wearing like biker short shorts. n this was a large guy. So we were like scared, for life. Anyway, later on. We found out, that his partner, was our Indonesian teacher at the time. So that was like double shock. Anyway, they decided to run away together (yes "that") and like on his last day, we had him for History. Well, he decided to make it fun, and he was really acting like.. frilly "gay" i must admit it was a fun lesson.
4. Last years spring break, we all went out to Bali to have some fun. Well, there is this nightclub called "Bounty" and its like one of the most popular ones. Anyway, they have cages and elevated platforms and all that stuff. Well, when we were there, we saw some blonde chicks on stage, and they were entering a wet t-shirt contest. Now, normally a lot of Aussies come to Bali, so we didnt think anything of it, had fun, watched the contest, danced and so on. However, it was only later when 2 of them got into the cage that we realized, hey... they seem a little familiar. Turns out they are junior school teachers. We told them, hey we saw you in bali, but of course we never told them where
! (its not uncommon to find teachers there)
I got more, but lunch now.
o and i have a really sexy teacher, with a story to boot
teacher was a total retard. Remember specifically when she was teaching Social Studies (Humanities) and got to Marxism, and this kid asked what it was and she said its when no one is allowed to have any stuff.
