Woman jailed for testicle attack

gamef · Post by **gamef** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:40 pm

"A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison."

HAHAHAH ROFLMAO!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

EDIT: Ok seriously that is f***** nasty i think this has mentally scared me.

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:43 pm

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones.
Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Damn O.O

HOLLAstir · Post by **HOLLAstir** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:44 pm

I couldn't even imagine the pain he endured. But I do find it funny that a friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." and at the end she says, "I am in no way a violent person."

DarkJackal · Post by **DarkJackal** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:45 pm

lol..
"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

So wrong~

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:46 pm

HOLLAstir wrote:I couldn't even imagine the pain he endured. But I do find it funny that a friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." and at the end she says, "I am in no way a violent person."

Yea, wth xD

It sounds like it's from a comedy show

huejas · Post by **huejas** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:53 pm

double-u tee eff O_o

agent420 · Post by **agent420** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:57 pm

this is the closest i could find to someone getting their nuts ripped off!!!
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NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:07 pm

Can someone tell how does testicle taste?

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:07 pm

man, that's one sick b!thc

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:16 pm

Your nuts must be more fragile than I thought...if a women could rip it off just by "pulling hard", it is a weak organ indeed.

It was obviously intentional. If it was "accidental" she would have been horrified at the fact that she took off her husband's left nut. Why would she try to swallow it ie. do anything with it in the first place?

Poor guy

but he'll live. Havent heard anywhere that you cant live minus one ball.

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:20 pm

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA what a nasty woman ^^

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:24 pm

i knew i heard this somewhere before

BBC wrote:Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:29 pm

Innovacious wrote:i knew i heard this somewhere before

BBC wrote:Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT

Ahaha! euned.

agent420 · Post by **agent420** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:31 pm

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

ok...so i just reread this again and...well...wtf. what was really going on at homeboys house?????? who was this mystery friend? i am hping it was a chick, 'cause when my boys are hanging out i wear alot more than just my undies. also, if i saw some chickenhead rip my boys nuts off i would react in one of 2 ways. either i would point and be like DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN....THAT BITCH RIPPED YOUR NUTS OFF AND TRIED TO EAT 'EM MAN!!!! or i would puke on the bitch. one thing i definetly would NOT do is pick up homeboys nut that the chick ripped off and coughed up and hand it back to him like, hey bro, i think this belongs to you. of course it belongs to him. he is the only guy in the room spurting blood from his scrotum. i might get some tongs and pick up the nut and put it on ice, but i sure as hell wouldn't just hand him the shit. that shit is farked up!!!!!

DarkJackal · Post by **DarkJackal** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:52 pm

Angry woman, I choose you!!!

Testicle attack now!

lol, title just made that come to mind >.>.

Ichimaru420 · Post by **Ichimaru420** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 pm

reading this made my stomach hurt man that womens 1 crazy bish.

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:24 pm

agent420 wrote:this is the closest i could find to someone getting their nuts ripped off!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

That made me bite my fist SO Farking hard :|

DAMN!

salmissra · Post by **salmissra** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:36 pm

daaaaaaaaamn wtf is wrong with the lady. lol ultimate sadist

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:56 pm

stupid bitch

Hiredsin · Post by **Hiredsin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:07 pm

*gag*

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:50 pm

i remember reading on the attack like a year ago

Post by **Doron** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:54 pm

Hmmm.. makes you think...

1) That must have been a freakin strong woman..

2) She could become one of Stalls' crew members.

3) That guy must've broken her heart badly...

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:27 pm

ouch.....

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:27 pm

bet no ones gonna try and rape her in jail

/Pi · Post by **/Pi** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:57 pm

ROFL! I thought it's from one of those fake BBC News sites again (that talk about zombie attacks and Death Notes T_T), but wow, this is legit. xD

SiWarrior · Post by **SiWarrior** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:26 am

wow

id cry

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:32 am

>_<

wat was she thinking!!!!

Vandall · Post by **Vandall** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:27 am

that's horrible

ChicoS_TacoS · Post by **ChicoS_TacoS** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:15 am

Ouch, that must hurt

andrejat · Post by **andrejat** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:39 am

Jesus fcking...

O_O

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