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Hopefully this hasn't been posted already but apparently some dude stole 93 pounds of unwashed panties. xD
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articl ... 2-odd.html

COLFAX, Wash. - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.

Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.




Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.

In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.

Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.

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thats sick

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That's hilarious.
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except its just sick

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Yet hilarious
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You know all those panties are sticky...
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i was expecting a picture of a pan wearing a tie. you dissapoint me :(
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Just for you babez.=PI know..I know I never could colour in the inside the lines.

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LOL this is funny :D
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haha when did he do that? funny.. but wrong on so many levels...

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i never got that. with all the energy you spend stealing it so you can...idk whatever people do with them you could just go get a girl for real
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MastaChiefX wrote:i never got that. with all the energy you spend stealing it so you can...idk whatever people do with them you could just go get a girl for real

* sniff sniff*

.... but yeah I agree I don't see the appeal in stealing dirty underwear ,93 pounds none the less, and when you can put that effort towards getting some actual pumpum

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Hostage wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:i never got that. with all the energy you spend stealing it so you can...idk whatever people do with them you could just go get a girl for real

* sniff sniff*

.... but yeah I agree I don't see the appeal in stealing dirty underwear ,93 pounds none the less, and when you can put that effort towards getting some actual pumpum


he could be broke and really ugly and he clearly has a personality problem...hows a guy like that gonna get some poontang
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Read that today in class, pretty weird.
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has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?


.....what.....?
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On Ripleys Believe It or Not there was a guy that collected bra's from random women on the street and made them into a big ball that he trailered around the country. lol
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redneck wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?


.....what.....?


LMAO.. wow : )

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Untitled_ wrote:
redneck wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?


.....what.....?


LMAO.. wow : )

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CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?

OH GAWD!!!

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...How would he even steal dirty underwear when people don't walk in and leave their clothes on the table, then walk out. He was probably stealing half washed, or almost dry underwear, which makes no sense from a perv's point of view, might as well go buy them from the store....that's the real sad part...his efforts were in vain, he might as well go to japan and buy those "Used schoolgirl panties" from the vending machines!...gotta find that link.

And here it is, but this guy is a skeptic...not sure why, when they got pictures and all.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_ ... hines_5650

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CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?



no. just the odd people.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?


*Sniff* *hmmmmmmmmm...*

What?? I know you're insulting me!!! Don't think you'll get wa with that unless you'll bargon me with some cookies and some vodka to wash it down with...

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Trice wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?



no. just the odd people.


+1
Reminds me of the exchange spouses episode of Dave Chappelle...
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Reise wrote:That's hilarious.

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Perv!

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You guys have clearly never been to brazil :p. Panty sniffing is a sport there :p
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Squirt wrote:You guys have clearly never been to brazil :p. Panty sniffing is a sport there :p



Note to self: Visit Brasil.

That country's got all the good stuff...and it's normal there!
I mean... everyone shaves, nice beaches with half naked women, panty sniffing is a sport...what's next? They probably got sex toys in their convenience stores.

So what are the rules of this panty sniffing sport? :roll:

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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Trice wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:has anybody else sniffed panties cept me?



no. just the odd people.


+1
Reminds me of the exchange spouses episode of Dave Chappelle...


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