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[SD]draquish wrote:
ShadowSpell wrote: if nothing else ask your dad to take you to the doctor, fathers can be alot more understanding then mothers, if my son (when he gets older) came to me openly with a problem like this I would treat it in a mature, adult way, unless hes like 12 or something.




Of course; then you'd be like "Billy has a girlfriend! Billy has a girlfriend!" and torment him about the incident until he turns homosexual.


better then his junk falling off into the toilet while trying to figure out what to do.
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where i am from... we can get a std test privately and not need an permission >.>
I wish there was a place like that for u... gl with getting rid of it... well... if its even an std :P

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did you put it up his/her butt and his/her crap got stuck to your tool.
if it's an std, did your penis fall off yet?
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Barotix wrote:did you try pming Sylhana M.D.?


No xD. Cant formulate a diagnosis without a detailed history, examination, and some tests to confirm diagnosis if necessary. Just go to a dr as soon as possible.
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If your old enough to have sex then your old enough to man up and take care of ur shit. Now man up and go get some goddamned help!
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exality wrote:Dude...its simple. The stuff is poo from your boyfriends ass hole. Take a shower and poof its gone!

no thats my theory get your own :(
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Sylhana wrote:
Barotix wrote:did you try pming Sylhana M.D.?


[color=#8040FF] detailed history, examination, and some tests to confirm diagnosis Just go to a

i have black stuff too wanna examine mine :) kidding kidding hehe
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Inuyasha584 wrote:
exality wrote:Dude...its simple. The stuff is poo from your boyfriends ass hole. Take a shower and poof its gone!

no thats my theory get your own :(

fixed!
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exality wrote:
Inuyasha584 wrote:
exality wrote:Dude...its simple. The stuff is poo from your boyfriends ass hole. Take a shower and poof its gone!

no thats my theory get your own :(

fixed!

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Inuyasha584 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Barotix wrote:did you try pming Sylhana M.D.?


[color=#8040FF] detailed history, examination, and some tests to confirm diagnosis Just go to a

i have black stuff too wanna examine mine :) kidding kidding hehe

ROFL Sylhana is a man :D
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its stamp infection
get penicillin
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Silver0 wrote:its stamp infection
get penicillin


lol, from experience?
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dom wrote:
Silver0 wrote:its stamp infection
get penicillin


lol, from experience?


U curious?
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Stallowned wrote:
dom wrote:
Silver0 wrote:its stamp infection
get penicillin


lol, from experience?


U curious?


Yes, otherwise I wouldn't of asked the question. Son.
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Xyzzzy wrote:ROFL Sylhana is a man :D

oh shit serious xD? :oops:

sorry Sylhana hehe
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wow there is a md on this forum nice... i never knew that
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Well answering Silver0's question yes i do shower daily, more than that I'm in a pool for 2-2.5 hours a day. The thing is about .5in in diameter and looks like a mole.

The problem about visiting a clinic is I don;t have my insurance card but my mother keeps it and the nearest clinic is about 6-7miles a way.

I'm almost 17 btw.

Whats worse now is I also have tendonitus...(im a swimmer btw)
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redneck wrote:Well answering Silver0's question yes i do shower daily, more than that I'm in a pool for 2-2.5 hours a day. The thing is about .5in in diameter and looks like a mole.

The problem about visiting a clinic is I don;t have my insurance card but my mother keeps it and the nearest clinic is about 6-7miles a way.

I'm almost 17 btw.

Whats worse now is I also have tendonitus...(im a swimmer btw)


is it itchy, inflammation, or hurts? hurry and see a doctor

and tendonitis sucks, I used to have a lot when I played tennis especially my wrist
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You should check to see if your school have a clinic. They usually provide STD check ups and have information on how to prevent these kind of things from happening.

You can also check into Plan parenthood (if you are in the US). I believe they also do testing. Beside, I think if you are under 25 years of age they do STD testing/offer it to you even if you just went in to get a shot.


Good Luck and I hope you do not pass it a long. May it fall off if you so choose to do so.

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Hmm I pictured you as being 13

Anyways maybe its lint haha, rub dat shit off

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dude i think that could be a rare early stage of syphilis. though i think syphilis starts as a chancre and then a rash. could be mole? btw is the mole-like-thing soft or is it firm? cause that would help alot.
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Fat_Smurf wrote:cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine


haha lol :D

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dom wrote:lol, from experience?


NO


not everyone who has sex gets a disease or pregnant
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GrindingEternaly wrote:dude i think that could be a rare early stage of syphilis. though i think syphilis starts as a chancre and then a rash. could be mole? btw is the mole-like-thing soft or is it firm? cause that would help alot.

Dont scare him xD.

Syphilis is rare in this day and age (since the advent of antibiotics). You can only get syphilis in some parts of the world (I've seen/treated only one case in rural Australia). Plus as you noted, syphilis doesnt manifest its symptoms that way.

Going to a gp should clear things up. Most likely since the presenting complaint is a pigmented skin lesion, you're probably going to get treated/advised on the spot, or a dermatological referal at most (if I think what I think it is based on most likely diagnosis). But meh, really just make up something about your tendonitis flaring up needing a corticosteroid jab etc, and then casually mention to your dr that you have a thingy on your thing wink wink nudge nudge etc.
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Sylhana wrote:
GrindingEternaly wrote:dude i think that could be a rare early stage of syphilis. though i think syphilis starts as a chancre and then a rash. could be mole? btw is the mole-like-thing soft or is it firm? cause that would help alot.

Dont scare him xD.

Syphilis is rare in this day and age (since the advent of antibiotics). You can only get syphilis in some parts of the world (I've seen/treated only one case in rural Australia). Plus as you noted, syphilis doesnt manifest its symptoms that way.

Going to a gp should clear things up. Most likely since the presenting complaint is a pigmented skin lesion, you're probably going to get treated/advised on the spot, or a dermatological referal at most (if I think what I think it is based on most likely diagnosis). But meh, really just make up something about your tendonitis flaring up needing a corticosteroid jab etc, and then casually mention to your dr that you have a thingy on your thing wink wink nudge nudge etc.

lol slyhana if you lived in sydney and seen the hookers and prostitutes around king cross station you'd know that areas more densily populated = spread of disease significantly faster than a rural town where everyone there isn't a market for sex like a capital city. its disgusting but if the thread starter lives in a main or edge city and mabye his girlfriend slept with someone else you slept with someone else who had the std. if it is syphilis( which its probably not) pencillion injections would cure it. i doubt his black mole thing is a fungel std or a bacterial.i think it might be a genital wart which can be classfied as an std.
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GrindingEternaly wrote:lol sylhana if you lived in sydney and seen the hookers and prostitutes around king cross station you'd know that areas more densily populated = spread of disease significantly faster than a rural town where everyone there isn't a market for sex like a capital city. its disgusting but if the thread starter lives in a main or edge city and mabye his girlfriend slept with someone else you slept with someone else who had the std. if it is syphilis( which its probably not) pencillion injections would cure it. i doubt his black mole thing is a fungel std or a bacterial.i think it might be a genital wart which can be classfied as an std.

Nah it isnt that, antibiotics/health access (lack of presenting self to hospital) are hard to get by in rural areas (not to mention decent food too but I digress), thus you see diseases of third world countries still prevalent in the region (sad fact). Syphilis has been almost eradicated where there is access to health care. You can be a bunny in a sydney brothel, and your chances of contracting syphilis is slim to none (you might get other stds though :P ).

It might still not be genital warts cause its pigmented (not common) and there is a few weeks to months latency time after first innoculation. So its best if a dr actually sees it in clinic.

P.s. I've been in Sydney, lovely city.
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lol sry sylhana :P yea just see a doctor , patient doctor confiedientiality laws are pretty strick so your parents won't find out hopefully
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And the public education system fails again.
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ghostkilla43 wrote:
Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!

+1
no glove no love


Whatever, codoms are for sailors :D

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Crumpets wrote:And the public education system fails again.


*comforts* crumpets.
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