[STD] I need a doctor

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Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!

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ghostkilla43 wrote:
Vindicator wrote:if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!

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Another stallowned?

Except this one is harder to believe than the original's stories.

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SM-Count wrote:Another stallowned?

Except this one is harder to believe than the original's stories.


Not hard to believe...its natural after all..., its just if you post something like that, you think youd look good...but no you just lost alot of respect.
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Dystopia wrote:
SM-Count wrote:Another stallowned?

Except this one is harder to believe than the original's stories.


Not hard to believe...its natural after all..., its just if you post something like that, you think youd look good...but no you just lost alot of respect.


How am I trying to look good I need help and seeing as many of you are educated on alot of matters I was curious if anyone knows what it is... Who the **** thinks a rash or whatever it is on your penis make you look good

As for the doctor I'm trying to find his number to schedule an appointment...
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redneck wrote:
Dystopia wrote:
SM-Count wrote:Another stallowned?

Except this one is harder to believe than the original's stories.


Not hard to believe...its natural after all..., its just if you post something like that, you think youd look good...but no you just lost alot of respect.


How am I losing respect I need help and seeing as many of you are educated on alot of matters I was curious if anyone knows what it is...

As for the doctor I'm trying to find his number to schedule an appointment...


It has the basic building blocks for the "LOL I GOT LAID LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOOK AT THIS THREAD" type of posts. The formula throws people off now.
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safe sex is no sex
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Liquid dial is gentle enough for piercings to be cleaned with, so try cleanin up with that.
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how often do you shower

but none the less sounds like std
or you need to shower more often
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redneck wrote:As for the doctor I'm trying to find his number to schedule an appointment...


Yeah, definitely get it checked out

I hope it's not anything serious.

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Gl man, balls are serious business
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good thing u found out earlier, now the worst thing that can happen is you have to put ur pickle in the pickle slicer.

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XuChu wrote:good thing u found out earlier, now the worst thing that can happen is you have to put ur pickle in the pickle slicer.


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Black? like tar?

thats sick man but if your old enough to have sex you should be old enough to know how to deal with whatever complications arise....you could try scraping it off with a razor....


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SM-Count wrote:Another stallowned?

talking bout stallowned i feel like reading a new story

oh yea someone mention insurance gl with hat usa has the worst shit in that charge u a whole shit of money -,- medical insurance just sucks
in usa point blank hope its a rash that will go away soon and not std
not all std are curable call a doc right now and make a appointment is all i can recomemnd
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Stallowned wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.



you just want to look at another guys junk!!!!!
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You know, this really sucks...

Allways wear condom, (dang... they don't teach you that in school anymore?) or else no sex for you, mister!

But yeah, get that freakin doctor, and also, don't tell your parents unless it's uncureable...

And I'd take a loooong and goooood shower!
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About the condom size: I find it funny how some guys carry around super-gigantular magnums when it's obvious that they aren't that "big." Have fun trying to stick a #2 pencil enveloped in a trash bag into a pencil sharpener. :roll:


Anywho, Reddy: I suggest speaking to a family member who's studying medicine or that works in the medical field, if you're lucky, they might know what it is and how to deal w/ it!

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This fits the situation:

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I'm not sadistic, in fact I'm sorry to hear this, but this thread just made me LOL'd so hard.
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I would see a doctor O.O
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check these ok dude, Check each of these diseases [i don't have time to do it myself] read the descriptions and if one of them fits your case; Seek immediate medical attention on how to treat, isolate the infection, and prevent an outbreak. ~ also insurance is expensive ~ good luck bro.

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Why some ppl here are not serious at all? this is not something fun to play around with. I suggest you go to those clinic responsible for these testings are get tested. Most of them are free.
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I still think he's full of shit but whatev.
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Just visit a doctor.. in bed a man, always a man :roll:

oh and lol on these comments...
dom wrote:Try sleeping with another girl; if she gets black jello in her Vag after a couple days it's probably an STD.


Itonami wrote:Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?


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Does it burn when you pee?
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i would seriously get to the doctor asap, if you have an infection, the only thing waiting does it make it worse, it's possible it could be as easy as getting a shot to clear it up, and it might clear up on its own but do you really want to take the chance? if nothing else ask your dad to take you to the doctor, fathers can be alot more understanding then mothers, if my son (when he gets older) came to me openly with a problem like this I would treat it in a mature, adult way, unless your like 12 or something.

but keep us posted on the outcome
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ShadowSpell wrote: if nothing else ask your dad to take you to the doctor, fathers can be alot more understanding then mothers, if my son (when he gets older) came to me openly with a problem like this I would treat it in a mature, adult way, unless hes like 12 or something.




Of course; then you'd be like "Billy has a girlfriend! Billy has a girlfriend!" and torment him about the incident until he turns homosexual.

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