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So, my dads home late. I'm hungry so I pop up to my local subway (a grand total of 50ft from my front door). Walk in, place is empty. Usually this place is packed and I end up waiting for a good 20 minutes in line.
Girl behind the counter asks me to grab her an orange juice from the fridge, I pick one out, and place it on the counter. She then tells me to grab myself a drink, on her. I can't say no to that, pick out a coke, smile to myself and order my sausage pizza.
After silently humming elevator music to myself for 2 minutes, I finally get to the cash register pull out my wallet, when she says "Nah, don't worry about it, it's on me". I say a quick thanks and I pick the up the pizza AND the coke and get out of there before she can change her mind.

Best thing free I've had in weeks. Anyway, whats the best thing YOU've ever had for free?
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Ha, pull up to a shisha cafe with some friends and some girls, right 2 arabs me and my good friend, we buy 2 shishas one double apple one mint and some drinks (coke) we had a good time and all when we go up to pay the bill me and my friend talk amongst ourselves in arabic, turns out the owner was arabic too, so hes like ohh "inta masri?" meaning are you egyptians were like yeah, we talking about egypt and life for a good 2 mintutes and as we pull out the money hes like oh no dont worry about it, your good kids. ha thats like 40 bucks FREE, made us look so slick that we just got it on the house, we left a 5 dollar tip though..ha good day :) that was during the month of ramadan...
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She must've been ugly that you run away so fast :D

The best thing i've had for free was a "drunk night". Got drunk in a club and didnt pay anything
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I work at a Quiznos and i get free dinner every night i work ^_^


once i got free dinner tho. Went to a steakhouse with some friends and i had to go like 10 mins early and left and ended up not paying my share xD
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DotCom wrote:She must've been ugly that you run away so fast :D

The best thing i've had for free was a "drunk night". Got drunk in a club and didnt pay anything

Lol, seriously, she was giving you free food and you just walked away and said thanks?
No flirtin'?
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I got the two hand discount on a TV last time I went to wallmart.

Fine, that didn't happen, I don't remember what I've gotten for free.

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†erminal wrote:
DotCom wrote:She must've been ugly that you run away so fast :D

The best thing i've had for free was a "drunk night". Got drunk in a club and didnt pay anything

Lol, seriously, she was giving you free food and you just walked away and said thanks?
No flirtin'?
1-10 rate her/ do you have a gf? I need to understand :(

Nah, she was cute, maybe a 7/10, probably around the same age too, but shes not really my type. And yes, I do have a girlfriend, whom I love an adore ^_^
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StealMySoda wrote:
†erminal wrote:
DotCom wrote:She must've been ugly that you run away so fast :D

The best thing i've had for free was a "drunk night". Got drunk in a club and didnt pay anything

Lol, seriously, she was giving you free food and you just walked away and said thanks?
No flirtin'?
1-10 rate her/ do you have a gf? I need to understand :(

Nah, she was cute, maybe a 7/10, probably around the same age too, but shes not really my type. And yes, I do have a girlfriend, whom I love an adore ^_^

What a pity :(

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Girl: Damn, he was probably gay.

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StealMySoda wrote:
†erminal wrote:
DotCom wrote:She must've been ugly that you run away so fast :D

The best thing i've had for free was a "drunk night". Got drunk in a club and didnt pay anything

Lol, seriously, she was giving you free food and you just walked away and said thanks?
No flirtin'?
1-10 rate her/ do you have a gf? I need to understand :(

Nah, she was cute, maybe a 7/10, probably around the same age too, but shes not really my type. And yes, I do have a girlfriend, whom I love an adore ^_^


Obviously she rated you more

Anyway the only thing i got in a store or free was a mars bar i think

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Well I used to know the girl that worked at the pizza place
/food when i wanted and boss wasn't around.
But besides that, some guy let me get a gum cause i was a quarter short. Yep, thats it.
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lol.. she was trying to pick you up by giving you free food and you just left. She must feel like shit for doing that now..
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IF she was tryna pick me up, I am not interested :P
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Ok lets try to imagine the situation

"A cute girl,that works at the cash regiser in a store"
"Its night and she is bored..."
"then all of the sudden a cute guy from the hood came in"

What would the girl do ?

a)Act manly and helpful
How may i help you ?
b)Try to avoid talking
Yes....Yes do you need anything more
c) Is that orange juice over there mmm....
Hey could you get me that orange juice *smile*

Well every normal girl would pick c,or every normal cash register person would pick a

Well she is,but as your not interest she will find some other cute guy

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Last thing I got for free, besides christmas stuff.. hm.

Nothing? lol People don't give me stuff at random. Not even gonna bother trying to figure it out. :roll:
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Well the other night me and my friends were bowling. At the end of 2 hours we decided we want to bowl for another 2 hours so my friend goes up to pay the guy. He hands him a $50 bill and somehow he gets 2 $20 bills, 1 $10 bill, and 3 $1 bills. So I guess we got paid $3 to bowl an extra 2 hours.
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she fcking wants it ... hard

u coulda given her some soda for one night, i think she was bored of orange juice
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Arg, that would be so sexy.
Banging the lonely employee on a dark night in a pizza place
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†erminal wrote:Arg, that would be so sexy.
Banging the lonely employee on a dark night in a pizza place
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Wait.. Subway has pizza?
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...
Arg, that would be so sexy.
Banging the lonely employee on a dark night in a subway place
Oh baby!
Happy?
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I was more or less referring to Soda's original post lol.
Subway with pizza? I think ima have to take a trip to DC.
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No wonder i said pizza :p
My subway is right next to the pizza place, come visit, its on me 8)
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Dystopia wrote:Ha, pull up to a shisha cafe with some friends and some girls, right 2 arabs me and my good friend, we buy 2 shishas one double apple one mint and some drinks (coke) we had a good time and all when we go up to pay the bill me and my friend talk amongst ourselves in arabic, turns out the owner was arabic too, so hes like ohh "inta masri?" meaning are you egyptians were like yeah, we talking about egypt and life for a good 2 mintutes and as we pull out the money hes like oh no dont worry about it, your good kids. ha thats like 40 bucks FREE, made us look so slick that we just got it on the house, we left a 5 dollar tip though..ha good day :) that was during the month of ramadan...

aren't you guys supposed to fast or something during that time? :?
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Vandall wrote:
Dystopia wrote:Ha, pull up to a shisha cafe with some friends and some girls, right 2 arabs me and my good friend, we buy 2 shishas one double apple one mint and some drinks (coke) we had a good time and all when we go up to pay the bill me and my friend talk amongst ourselves in arabic, turns out the owner was arabic too, so hes like ohh "inta masri?" meaning are you egyptians were like yeah, we talking about egypt and life for a good 2 mintutes and as we pull out the money hes like oh no dont worry about it, your good kids. ha thats like 40 bucks FREE, made us look so slick that we just got it on the house, we left a 5 dollar tip though..ha good day :) that was during the month of ramadan...

aren't you guys supposed to fast or something during that time? :?

Would you be able to?
Religious beliefs or not, I'd get hungry.
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†erminal wrote:
Vandall wrote:
Dystopia wrote:Ha, pull up to a shisha cafe with some friends and some girls, right 2 arabs me and my good friend, we buy 2 shishas one double apple one mint and some drinks (coke) we had a good time and all when we go up to pay the bill me and my friend talk amongst ourselves in arabic, turns out the owner was arabic too, so hes like ohh "inta masri?" meaning are you egyptians were like yeah, we talking about egypt and life for a good 2 mintutes and as we pull out the money hes like oh no dont worry about it, your good kids. ha thats like 40 bucks FREE, made us look so slick that we just got it on the house, we left a 5 dollar tip though..ha good day :) that was during the month of ramadan...

aren't you guys supposed to fast or something during that time? :?

Would you be able to?
Religious beliefs or not, I'd get hungry.

question wasn't directed at you.
was kinda obvious what you stated btw :roll:
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Itonami wrote:I was more or less referring to Soda's original post lol.
Subway with pizza? I think ima have to take a trip to DC.

Hmmm.. we've had em for a while now. Its not a very new thing. Started in the summer I believe. They aren't the best pizzas in the world, but they fill me up :P

As amazingly exciting it may seem to you guys to have laid her out right there...I am a Soda with a wonderful GF. And this Soda got morals.
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@Soda, thats extremely respectable and i feel the same way :)
Still would of been hot.
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StealMySoda wrote:
Itonami wrote:I was more or less referring to Soda's original post lol.
Subway with pizza? I think ima have to take a trip to DC.

Hmmm.. we've had em for a while now. Its not a very new thing. Started in the summer I believe. They aren't the best pizzas in the world, but they fill me up :P

As amazingly exciting it may seem to you guys to have laid her out right there...I am a Soda with a wonderful GF. And this Soda got morals.

you don't let other people sip from the soda do you? :wink: :P
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Vandall wrote:you don't let other people sip from the soda do you? :wink: :P

How would you feel buying a Coke at your local superstore, only to find when you opened it that it was only half full?
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StealMySoda wrote:
Vandall wrote:you don't let other people sip from the soda do you? :wink: :P

How would you feel buying a Coke at your local superstore, only to find when you opened it that it was only half full?

that is a very good point my friend.
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