Sh1t went down at the club last night, jacked fibras saved m

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:20 pm

Sh1t went down at the club last night, jacked fibras saved my life

So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n sh1t trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n sh1t, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this sh1t, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy sh1t, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their sh1t messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel sh1t since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n sh1t, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a sh1t eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some sh1t, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.

w2hen i say im built for this sh1t i mean it.

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:24 pm

"i aint got time to bleed"

ahah I love this one

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:29 pm

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:37 pm

Organic body armor? '>>

Valkasdar · Post by **Valkasdar** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:39 pm

Were all the good sh1t post go ?! DAMN !

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:55 pm

satman83 wrote:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/62/Notagain4.jpg

Quit with the Farking pictures will you? If you got nothign to say then get out of the thread.

Now, yeah stall I dunno what to do .. in the process of selling off my sisters to pay to walk a day in your shoes.

JeroenNL · Post by **JeroenNL** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:59 pm

uhm... can somebody please like explain this????

Becos this really makes me go WTF

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:07 pm

Crumpets wrote:
satman83 wrote:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/62/Notagain4.jpg

Quit with the Farking pictures will you? If you got nothign to say then get out of the thread.

yeah satman if you think stall is lame, then you are worse, at least he's posting content, your just spamming pict ._.

I've been told that you had to eat aspirin daily so your blood get thin and go in all your fibra to get jacked like stall.

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:23 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:
Crumpets wrote:
satman83 wrote:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/62/Notagain4.jpg

Quit with the Farking pictures will you? If you got nothign to say then get out of the thread.

yeah satman if you think stall is lame, then you are worse, at least he's posting content, your just spamming pict ._.

I've been told that you had to eat aspirin daily so your blood get thin and go in all your fibra to get jacked like stall.

Asprin ain't sh1t, tis for pussies, son.

Valkasdar · Post by **Valkasdar** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:28 pm

Snudge wrote:
Asprin ain't sh1t, tis for pussies, son.

+1897189179198

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:30 pm

Valkasdar wrote:
Snudge wrote:
Asprin ain't sh1t, tis for pussies, son.

+1897189179198

I eat an aspirine everyday, it keeps your blood thin so it can get into every fibra in your muscles, makes you looked more jacked, like proteins but safer to your liver

am confuse

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:30 pm

Crumpets wrote:
satman83 wrote:http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/62/Notagain4.jpg

Quit with the Farking pictures will you? If you got nothign to say then get out of the thread.

Now, yeah stall I dunno what to do .. in the process of selling off my sisters to pay to walk a day in your shoes.

Lol....

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:36 am

http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=74197

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:16 pm

hehehe, nice one