Dad wouldn't shut the **** up so I thew him outta a window

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:15 am

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.

Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:18 am

eh.. not ur best at all.. =\

Vandall · Post by **Vandall** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:20 am

to far with the dad stuff imo.

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:22 am

Well done cap'n tardo

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:24 am

This one is in all ways, horrible.

Azn_Pride · Post by **Azn_Pride** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:26 am

O.o
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 6707&sid=1

christina · Post by **christina** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:28 am

ya he copy/pastes most of this stuff ^^
But i still like reading them.

Azn_Pride · Post by **Azn_Pride** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:28 am

christina wrote:ya he copy/pastes most of this stuff ^^
But i still like reading them.

yea they are good to read ^^

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:33 am

Shit, wrong pic

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:33 am

the dad stuff was pretty bad...

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:33 am

*Looks on that wow url*
so dis one time my cat all up in my grill. i says hey cat, you aint sh1t. so my cat get all pissed and start hissin and it piss me off, see. i take this cat and i throw down a few smacks. damn cat shuts up now, aight. my cat come back in a few minutes meowin and sh1t. i get pissed off, gotta show this b1tch whos boss ya know. my neighbor gots a few dogs, i throw my cat to the dogs. now its even noisier, dont work to well. so i go out there and tell them dogs they aint sh1t. they shut up, they saw what happened to the cat

then...sum1 else posted...

same #%%% happened to me but it was my ..... fish man. that b1tch was floatin there right, thinkin its the #%%% i guess, just starin. so i walk up and im like what, im the man n stuff and my fish aint got sh1t on me. the little b1tch just stares back and then it moves a fin. this is gettin dumb so i just take my hand, stick in it, and grab the little b1tch. thing starts screamin n #%%% and im just like well ..... dis so i throw it against the wall. THE #*%## IS STILL MOVING SO I TAKE IT, MOVE ITS MOUF ON THE EFFIN CURB AND STOMP THE MOTHER #*@@ER
*ALL QUOTED FROM THE WOW LINK ABOVE *

NOW THESE made me lmfao... the 2nd one more though... how *evil* and *violent* the cute harmless things can be in life.

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:48 am

Shittttt

Stallowned, fraud

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:53 am

Caras wrote:Sh1ttttt

Stallowned, fraud

I haz corrected your bad grammaer

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:15 am

Had to post this

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.ph ... d=90872721

Lolol

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:15 am

Caras wrote:Had to post this

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.ph ... d=90872721

Lolol

Take a moment to notice there's none there we haven't seen yet. Save for like, two.

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:46 am

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:58 am

satman83 wrote:

HHAHAHAHAH OMG ROFLLLL!!!!!!

NEVER SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:00 pm

Azn_Pride wrote:O.o
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 6707&sid=1

fo trying to ruin this. we know it's not by his own hand.

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:03 pm

lulz @ teh pplz realising he didn't write them...

this story is so-so, but the title is priceless

XCaosX · Post by **XCaosX** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:04 pm

funny story lol

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:49 pm

**** me this one had me laughing so immensly hard :banghead:

StuckUP · Post by **StuckUP** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:56 pm

went a little 2 far wit this one. I'd have half of a mind to throw yo out of the house, stop busting you out of jail, and stop giving you money.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:07 pm

first part was funny

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:45 am

"Polska Grip LMAO!!!

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:53 am

wat r u trying to accomplish by doing this?

Yasakira · Post by **Yasakira** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:03 am

I would ask who are you going to go to Europe with now. But I know you got good connections and will go there whenever you want still.

MrBow · Post by **MrBow** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:27 pm

ranger4life wrote:wat r u trying to accomplish by doing this?

+1

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:54 pm

hahahah i think this was a good story, i laughed at hell when

Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

That was the best part lol

truez · Post by **truez** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:27 pm

ROFLMAO

Returner · Post by **Returner** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:36 pm

sad tbh
meh