Gym teacher used to give me sh1t cause I was jacked

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:39 am

So im driving down the street toay and i see my old gym teacher walking past, he musta gained 60lbs, fat as **** now. Back in school he always thought he was hot sh1t cause he was in Vietnam , reckon he killed a couple Vietish guys with his bare hands, aint noone believed that b1tchs stories.

Remembered when i was in school, every gym class he was always talking sh1t about me infront of everyone else cause i totally out jacked his ass. Hed be giving a lecture about nutrition n sh1t, started telling the class people who take proteisn end up dying on a machine 20 years later and hes like "im all natural" n starts flexing his weak ass old man arms. Next day rumors going round school that im somekinda protein pussy, when your the most jacked teen in the city people think you must be chuging down all kinds of sh1t,

He got my ass suspended for two weeks too cause i turned up for class sore as **** one time from my 3hour jack session and hes like "get the hell up here" telling me to do some pussy exercise. I aint got time for that sh1t so i tell him to get someone else and hes all "big but weak, i thought so" so im like "id kick your ass son". Class is damn near off the scale rioting now, wanna see me wreck him on the mats.

He tells me to go for it, trying to stare me down thinks im gonna back down like a b1tch, so i step up and we start tusslin infront of the class, people r like "kick his ****ing ass" and cheering me on. I wasnt even breaking a sweat, hes puffing gonna have a damn heart attack or some sh1t. He tries his weak ass army moves on me but he aint never faced no 220lb vietish soldier before and he cant get me to the ground. Im like "come on old man" class is laughing their damn asses off n hes about to collapse so i grab holda his shirt and tossed his ass over my head onto the mat.

Hes laying on the floor, coughing his ass off, damnear knocked out n the class has gone ****ing insane, they were sick of his sh1t too. Theyre hollering and shouting when some gym assistant guy comes running in wanna know what the **** all the noise is about. Next thing im infront of the principle, gym teacher tells him i jumped him in class ni got my my ass suspended.

Crew found out and was like "hell no he craxy messing wit us,he wanna die?". That night they waited in the school carpark balaclavered up n beat his ass down with a bat when he came out. Put his ass in hospital for a month.

When i got back to shool we gotta new HB10 woman gym teacher fresh outta college, didnt see hisass again. Turned drunk or sum sh1t I heard

exality · Post by **exality** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:43 am

so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:44 am

I remember when Cousin Skeeter and i used to rep our city

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:14 am

exality wrote:so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

if he does it most likely the same place he gets those pictures of him.

Hellzowner · Post by **Hellzowner** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:11 am

Now that, is a good story.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:04 pm

heheheh, nice one again

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:13 pm

Nice one stallowned ;D

Valkasdar · Post by **Valkasdar** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:59 pm

This time you said 7 times "Sh1t" nice one ! Keep it up !

EDIT: And I forget the title... only 1 sh1t there :shock:

Allig2948 · Post by **Allig2948** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:09 pm

Hes worst than this guy;

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

btw this isn't how City Italians are... Just another stereotype.

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:24 pm

"big but weak, i thought so" so im like "id kick your ass son"

lol

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:25 pm

exality wrote:so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

I would guess he just makes them up when hes bored.

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Vindicator wrote:
exality wrote:so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

I would guess he just makes them up when hes bored.

yay, quoted in your sig.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:35 pm

X-Lax wrote:
exality wrote:so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

if he does it most likely the same place he gets those pictures of him.

nah, those pictures look genuine

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:47 pm

.//curb wrote:
Vindicator wrote:
exality wrote:so do u make these up, or get them off the net sum where else?

I would guess he just makes them up when hes bored.

yay, quoted in your sig.

lol

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:51 pm

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/i ... 91501.html

its taken from somewhere else and i dont think it came from the same place as those pictures

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:58 pm

Disconn3cted wrote:http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-2991501.html

its taken from somewhere else and i dont think it came from the same place as those pictures

wow, so he steals from other forums to post stories here, and takes the credit,

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:09 pm

Disconn3cted wrote:http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-2991501.html

its taken from somewhere else and i dont think it came from the same place as those pictures

oh my....stallowned just got stallowned

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:24 pm

.//curb wrote:
Disconn3cted wrote:http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-2991501.html

its taken from somewhere else and i dont think it came from the same place as those pictures

wow, so he steals from other forums to post stories here, and takes the credit,

When did he ever take credit?

You copy links to youtube and don't give credit, I guess you are just as bad.

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:55 pm

PB_and_J wrote:
.//curb wrote:
Disconn3cted wrote:http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-2991501.html

its taken from somewhere else and i dont think it came from the same place as those pictures

wow, so he steals from other forums to post stories here, and takes the credit,

When did he ever take credit?

You copy links to youtube and don't give credit, I guess you are just as bad.

+1

he never said he wrote them.

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:01 pm

Never lol'd at this one. =/

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:04 pm

Waisha wrote:Never lol'd at this one. =/

same, i'm still laughing at the polish bomb (other thread).

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:11 pm

Something about this one just isnt funny to me :roll:

fortroy · Post by **fortroy** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:52 pm

magisuns wrote:Something about this one just isnt funny to me

lol! u're the gym teacher ain't u?

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:00 pm

fortroy wrote:
magisuns wrote:Something about this one just isnt funny to me

lol! u're the gym teacher ain't u?

Post by **Doron** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:06 pm

Stallowned wrote:
fortroy wrote:
magisuns wrote:Something about this one just isnt funny to me

lol! u're the gym teacher ain't u?

those last 2 posts were funny...

but the story wasn't really...

Shame....

But this guy n the pics... he couldn't have wrote the stories.. cuz he's allways talking that girls n sh1t are all over him n sh1t, but that guy is just fugly....

Sorry Stall, this time you fucking failed...

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:29 pm

Icealya wrote:Sorry Stall, this time you fucking failed...

Who are you again?

Post by **Doron** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:56 pm

Reise wrote:
Icealya wrote:Sorry Stall, this time you fucking failed...

Who are you again?

Icealya, and...

you are Reise, huh...

Hmmmm...

Didn't I use to know a Reise before on som forum??

*Thinking *>.<

Who are you to judge over my opinion? do I judge over your reaction at Stalls stories? No.
I didn't flame Stall. I just say my opinion about Stalls story.
End of story.
(Not yours stall >.0)

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:59 pm

not ur best 1 but not bad

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:12 pm

Icelaya, chill and show some respect. You have only been here a couple of days and you are not the right person to start cursing to a former moderator.

Valkasdar · Post by **Valkasdar** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:52 pm

This sh1tty stories are lame. Ok ?