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Some fools tried to set me up

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So im chilling in the garden, getting some sun on my strong assed self, bronzin up like a greek god or some sh1t when i get a call from Little T. Trusn out some pussies from outa town know about the kid of sh1t i deal in, money and beat downs, and wanted to arrange a little collection job on some b1tches who owed a couple of g.T's hollering about hes got a bad feeling about this sh1t but i aint worried,

We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around.

Told to collect the cash in a bar outa town, turn up and the place is dead, Ts all up in my face about some fbi setup or some sh1t but il like "chill the **** out, aint nobody crazy enough to try sh1t with me"

Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

A quick spin and were face t face, you could see him turn pussy there and then. Just a glimpse of me grinning is enough to make him start beggin for his life but i aint got time for that sh1t.. I inroduced him to my sock, start crackin bones n sh1t, deformed the **** outta him,. Mangled his ass.

crew dragged him out back and tied him to the back of thecar,. Dragged his ass 20 miles before cuttin him loose. Still smiling nowthinking of that that pussy rollin all over the road.
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Hahahaha
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"We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around."


lol


"Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber"


lol x 2
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This one actually made me lol.
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owned. stallowned.
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Stallowned wrote:Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

lol. def one of the best ones.

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Polish stealth bomber xD

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hahaha really good story ;)

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hehe, nice one xD
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rofl, this one i really enjoyed :P

i want more thug stories :twisted:
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''T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t''


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Stallowned wrote:im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly.


lol!!! just spilled my coffee
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the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story
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VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh

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"I'm like a Polish stealth bomber"

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Waisha wrote:
VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh


what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.
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HAHA this 1 has 2 be 1 of the Best ones so far :D
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polish stealth bomber ROFLOL!! :D
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when people stop using guns and start using rope.....
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VOwl wrote:
Waisha wrote:
VOwl wrote:the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh


what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.


Sorry Stallowned this made me laugh more then your story did, lol. This one had less number spelling you words then usual.........sorry random. :(

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XemnasXD wrote:when people stop using guns and start using rope.....


Now that made me lol
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LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh. :P

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Hostage wrote:LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh. :P


LOL now you notice xD
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