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Expect to see my face in magazines n sh1t

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The other week im in the club sitting at the bar keeping sh1t under control when this guy comes upto me saying i look hot. Im about ready to bust his skull with the iron bar i keep in my jacket when he gave me his card. im like "**** no" but then he starts on about how he aiunt seen sh1t like me in his whole career. Normally its just prettyy boy twigs but he said he was liking the strong ass Polish flavor i was dishing up to the crowds.


Went down to his studio, receptionist 10 is all over me n sh1t, i tell her im there to see this guy and shes like "sorry, this shoot's for teens, mens shoot ius tomorrow" in my head im thinking "damn right, 18 inches son" but i give her a flash of the ivories and tell her who i am. I left her shpocked ass face eyeing me up as i struted into the studio.

Fashion queers are all over me, throwing Armani and Gucci sh1t all over my jacked frame, the frame this sh1t was made for. "Better get the XXXL" one guy says while the other is eyeing me up like im the catch of the day. i ask him if he likes his brain inside his skull and he runs off to a rail like the b1tch he is.

Throw on a leather jacket, damn near tore the sleeve trying to squeeze in my jacked up biceps, pussy assed photographer almost had a heart attack when i started posing. Had top use the wide lens to get me all in one shot. Didnt need makeup n sh1t, classic strong ass good looks girls go widl for and men wish they had.

Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"

ABout an hour later and im done, musta be about 100 people in the room now, getting the eye from about 20 different girls, theyve got me on the back of a Harley, wearing a wifebeater, badboy sh1t. Get up to leave and im like "im keeping this bike", one pussy assed guy trties to talk sh1t but the others tell him to stfu cause they know the kinda sh1t i mangle on the streets.

Ill be up inside the cover of every major fashion amagzine soon, another quarter mil in the bank, aint sh1t to me.

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Def not the best story, but I chuckled. And I lol'd when I saw the pic.

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As usual i didnt read the story, i look forwward to the ensuing flame war.

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I actually read this one haha <3 it was funny
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HOLLAstir wrote:I actually read this one haha <3 it was funny


haha ;)

yeah it was funny.

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That pic looks like a pedi-file picture they show on tv :oops:
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Vibrator wrote:That pic looks like a pedi-file picture they show on tv :oops:


Dunno what kinda Pedophile pics they post on Dora the Explorer but that guy don't look like a ped.

Gd story anyways as usual <3
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Funny as hell

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satman83 wrote:Image

I expect their faces to change REALLY soon.

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haha @ satman
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satman83 wrote:Image


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Am sorry, I found this picture funny :x

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satman83 wrote:Image


stop spamming please
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Reise wrote:
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haha too many funny pics.
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satman83 wrote:Image


no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...
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XemnasXD wrote:
satman83 wrote:Image


no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...


Yeah, but that is Picard's Number 1.....

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Stfu haters, Stallowed stories are made of win.
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Bastet wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
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no one really cares if number 2 put his head down....only picard matters...


Yeah, but that is Picard's Number 1.....


Plus also notice the look on Picard's face :wink:
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This one made me laugh a bit

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are these stories pho-real
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VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes

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Caras wrote:
VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes


oh then i dont believe them.
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They're fo-rizzeal.
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I lol'ed.

EDIT: This calls for photoshopz. :O

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BrokenSaint wrote:Image

BrokenSaint wrote:I lol'ed.

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VOwl wrote:
Caras wrote:
VOwl wrote:are these stories pho-real


Yes


oh then i dont believe them.


So you would believe it if the story was fictional ?

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BrokenSaint wrote:I lol'ed.

EDIT: This calls for photoshopz. :O

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Lol that rocked xD way to go dude xD
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Some body looks fabulous !
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