making real friends ?

[borat2]

gay comment #1: be yourself.

[Draquish]

Thersh tree words ju most lern in ordar tu deel wit wumen shon.

1)You're right.

2)I'm sorry.

3)I love you.

Ju goat dhat en ju goat er een da sakk ma boi.

[EvilDiablo]

Ju goat dhat en ju goat er een da sakk ma boi.

TO HELL WITH SCHOOL, i want you to be my english teacher

lol im throwin that one in my sig^^

[ghostkilla43]

its not that hard.. just go to a social place ( depending what grade ur in) football games dances w.e
also find a girl who isnt uptight and all preppy, find a flirty girl (not a whore)
make her laugh and smile. and for some reason the meaner i am with her the more she loves it ( just dont be mean to her in a actual mean way )

[Doron]

Stick gum in their hair and throw spitballs at them.

Always worked for me.

In my younger years we used to dip the tips of girls' braids into the ink on our tables...

That used to work for us...

its not that hard.. just go to a social place ( depending what grade ur in) football games dances w.e
also find a girl who isnt uptight and all preppy, find a flirty girl (not a whore)
make her laugh and smile. and for some reason the meaner i am with her the more she loves it ( just dont be mean to her in a actual mean way )

Yeah... isn't it fabulous??

The meaner I get, as long as I have a smile on my face, the more they wubb me!

[ghostkilla43]

Stick gum in their hair and throw spitballs at them.

Always worked for me.

In my younger years we used to dip the tips of girls' braids into the ink on our tables...

That used to work for us...

its not that hard.. just go to a social place ( depending what grade ur in) football games dances w.e
also find a girl who isnt uptight and all preppy, find a flirty girl (not a whore)
make her laugh and smile. and for some reason the meaner i am with her the more she loves it ( just dont be mean to her in a actual mean way )

Yeah... isn't it fabulous??

The meaner I get, as long as I have a smile on my face, the more they wubb me!

its funny, im like shut up bitch, and she is oh hahaha i love you too, its pretty sweet

[Stallowned]

Thersh tree words ju most lern in ordar tu deel wit wumen my shon.

1)You're right.

2)I'm sorry.

3)I love you.

Ju goat dhat en ju goat er een da sakk ma boi.

Do that sh1t only if you wanna be some pussywhipped b1tch.
Gott ashow them who the fck is boss.

[Dystopia]

1st talk to her in anyway just seem nice and genuine
if shes in you class or something ask her some questions...work your way up to small talk and always be funny..anyways get a little personal after that always flirt but dont flirt to much you dont wanna give a wrong impression, anyways after you get all personal (if she dosent talk back like if you say hi how was your day and shes like fine. , then that means shes probably not interested in friendship leave her alone then.) anways once you get personal you guys should hang out, never lie , make sure she a person you can trust...and then you should be good friends

worked for me with one girl i really liked and now were more than friends exept she lives lives 53 miles away so i barley see her, i dont make friends with a lot of girls like i dont hang with them, they make life too complicated, but that girl i needed in my life

[XemnasXD]

Stare at her eyes
Dont lie
Dont look at her boobs
listen
listen
listen
listen
nod your head
listen
listenlisten
nod
listen
ask her out
listen some more -.-
go home
she calls you
listen some more listen some more -.-

Pfft, theres 2 exact same guys like that in my grade and they only like hang out with girls and everyone conisders them HOMO.

Best Way: Harmlessly Flirt With Them. Crack little jokes, if they giggle, then you know you're getting laid.


[size=0]jk bout the laid part lulz[/size]

to be fair you can be called homo if you don't catch a ball during gym...i don't think school standards are the best judge of character


anyway i think Cruor really said everything thats needed to be said...

[CrimsonNuker]

Stare at her eyes
Dont lie
Dont look at her boobs
listen
listen
listen
listen
nod your head
listen
listenlisten
nod
listen
ask her out
listen some more -.-
go home
she calls you
listen some more listen some more -.-

Pfft, theres 2 exact same guys like that in my grade and they only like hang out with girls and everyone conisders them HOMO.

Best Way: Harmlessly Flirt With Them. Crack little jokes, if they giggle, then you know you're getting laid.


[size=0]jk bout the laid part lulz[/size]

to be fair you can be called homo if you don't catch a ball during gym...i don't think school standards are the best judge of character


anyway i think Cruor really said everything thats needed to be said...

Okay okay okay, the 2nd one is actually gay though and the other one is SUCH A PANSY. Last year, i stole his pb & j sandwich and he said he didnt want it, then i said "then can you make an extra pb & j sandwich for me?" and he did it. For the rest of the year, he gave me pb&j sandwiches lol. This guy, we were playing games and shit in gym, and this pansy just sat there moaping lol

[Jstar1]

girls will generally like you if you are a good listener

[XemnasXD]

Stare at her eyes
Dont lie
Dont look at her boobs
listen
listen
listen
listen
nod your head
listen
listenlisten
nod
listen
ask her out
listen some more -.-
go home
she calls you
listen some more listen some more -.-

Pfft, theres 2 exact same guys like that in my grade and they only like hang out with girls and everyone conisders them HOMO.

Best Way: Harmlessly Flirt With Them. Crack little jokes, if they giggle, then you know you're getting laid.


[size=0]jk bout the laid part lulz[/size]

to be fair you can be called homo if you don't catch a ball during gym...i don't think school standards are the best judge of character


anyway i think Cruor really said everything thats needed to be said...

Okay okay okay, the 2nd one is actually gay though and the other one is SUCH A PANSY. Last year, i stole his pb & j sandwich and he said he didnt want it, then i said "then can you make an extra pb & j sandwich for me?" and he did it. For the rest of the year, he gave me pb&j sandwiches lol. This guy, we were playing games and shit in gym, and this pansy just sat there moaping lol

thats harsh but the strong devour the weak....


BTW wheres bitches love smiley faces? that should've been posted by now..

[Doron]

girls will generally like you if you are a good listener

Yeah, but combining that with a good mouth (I'm talking about talking) is also great.

Be a moothe speaker, dare to say what's on your mind to them, so hey can expess theirselves to you (yet, don'tpush it too far or they'll think your gay... Don't start talking about boys with them, but I hope you allready understood that )'

LoL I tend to go for the more quiet girls, its more of a challenge but once you get them they become a totally diff girl. But my gf is a preppy girl, the cheerleader type and ya she was the one that asked me out.... hahaha...

But just grow some balls and start being social. Go up to groups of girls and say hi and ask if they wanna hang out with you and get to know them, be nice but also show you aint some push over kid that can get knocked the **** out by some other guy

There is a person out there for you, it just takes time to find her.

I've got this really quiet girl in my class...

She's beautifull, and only 2 years older then me (she's not the brighest, ok?)
But she has a beautifull smile, and me as one of the loudest guys in my class, I can lway male laugh...

Yet, I never succeded in seeing her smile, she's like freakin Mona Lisa...

But in theweek before x-mas, I DID IT!

Like freaking Osama's capture like:
'People: WE GOT 'EM!'

And how did I do it?
By doing my The Nanny Voice, jumping on her table (in class) in a realy short skirt, high heels, big hair, and waaaaay too much make-up!
kidding xD
Anyway, I made her laugh!!
I finally heard and saw Mona Lisa freakin' laughing!

And you know, we allready were kinda friends,
but now I think even some more...

[redneck]

girls will generally like you if you are a good listener

How can you listen to some of that shit they say...For me it goes in 1 ear goes out the next...

If I see a cute girl I check her out and make sure she sees I'm checking her out...Then I flex my 16s and guess who's taking her home...

[Reise]

Why the hell do threads like this keep popping up?

Use search, there's already like 4 others like this. And don't bump them.

Also: When in doubt, just whip it out.

[Barotix]

my friends told me nvr to talk to a Latina or black girl unless their alone, but if i see a "snow bunny" "hell go for it - they love black cock".

^ weirdest advice ever!

[XCaosX]

well,usually if i like a girl and i wanna know she i do 2 things...
1)ask to friends if they know she,and ask em to present me to she
2)This one is kinda "dangerous"...all depend on u...get a lil bit drunk,dont drink much,then go to talk with she and know she,at least try^^
i noticed that all guys i know got more ...b@lls when they get a bit drunk,easier to know new girls...
thats all,and

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Jstar1]

girls will generally like you if you are a good listener

How can you listen to some of that shit they say...For me it goes in 1 ear goes out the next...

If I see a cute girl I check her out and make sure she sees I'm checking her out...Then I flex my 16s and guess who's taking her home...

no like you don't have to give a shit about what they say, if you pretend and look like your interested in what they want to talk about, they'll really like you. Girls like good listeners

[Innovacious]

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BTW wheres bitches love smiley faces? that should've been posted by now..

edit: damn, that watermark wasnt there when i googled it. It dosnt show up on the website i stole the url from i failed

[Cruor]

If I see a cute girl I check her out and make sure she sees I'm checking her out...Then I flex my 16s and guess who's taking her home...

Easy girls aren't any fun.

[Vibrator]

If I see a cute girl I check her out and make sure she sees I'm checking her out...Then I flex my 16s and guess who's taking her home...

Easy girls aren't any fun.

Lol youve never owned ahhhh uhmmm nvm =D

[Rainigul]

its not that hard.. just go to a social place ( depending what grade ur in) football games dances w.e
also find a girl who isnt uptight and all preppy, find a flirty girl (not a whore)
make her laugh and smile. and for some reason the meaner i am with her the more she loves it ( just dont be mean to her in a actual mean way )

+1 to it all.

I dunno, flirty girls seem to like it when you're rough. Or maybe that's just me?

Unwatermarked bitch:

[Zypher]

show them that you care for the animals

[Jstar1]

whooo!

harry potter + bestiality = gay dumbeldore

[Deadsolid]

Figures this would be a popular topic. I just try not to say anything stupid and only talk about myself when they beg me to.

[Dystopia]

Figures this would be a popular topic. I just try not to say anything stupid and only talk about myself when they beg me to.

I dont know why guys always like to talk about themselves all the time, when im talking to my gf i barley talk about myself unless she asks or i have something that will relate to what shes saying i prefer listening, like not just because she likes it but i like to know everything she has to tell me

[SpInKsTaR]

the way to get the hawt girls is by hanging out with the DFF (designated fat friend)

all hawt girls have a fat friend to make her look better, so if ur nice and cool with the DFF she can mention how nice you are to her hawt friend and ultimately getting the hawt girl

ROFL
I never saw it like that

[CrimsonNuker]

the way to get the hawt girls is by hanging out with the DFF (designated fat friend)

all hawt girls have a fat friend to make her look better, so if ur nice and cool with the DFF she can mention how nice you are to her hawt friend and ultimately getting the hawt girl

ROFL
I never saw it like that

Its always like that, in grade 8 there was this russian beast chick with massive thunder thighs, and she had some hot ass friends lol

[Doron]

Talking with girls is allways more fun when you're smoking.. dunno why, but then you can focus a bit on how you blow your smoke out while also listening to them...

[Swindler]

well.. just kinda harmlessly flirt with them

if i do that, it just ending up with that we making out and i never talk to them again.

Just kidding:)

Well. I have many girl friends dont know how i have get them. Well, be yourself. It should be enough.