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redneck wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D



Too late i already called Oprah



i met oprah once, whenever you ask her questions, her arm starts to do this weird twitch. and one time she winked at me and i came over to ask her why she winked. and she said she didnt do it on perpose, it was her narcolepsy and shes staying on pills to try to stay awake
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VOwl wrote:
redneck wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D



Too late i already called Oprah



i met oprah once, whenever you ask her questions, her arm starts to do this weird twitch. and one time she winked at me and i came over to ask her why she winked. and she said she didnt do it on perpose, it was her narcolepsy and shes staying on pills to try to stay awake


She wants to have your babies.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
VOwl wrote:
redneck wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D



Too late i already called Oprah



i met oprah once, whenever you ask her questions, her arm starts to do this weird twitch. and one time she winked at me and i came over to ask her why she winked. and she said she didnt do it on perpose, it was her narcolepsy and shes staying on pills to try to stay awake


She wants to have your babies.



really? that epileptic lady?
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VOwl wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
VOwl wrote:
redneck wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D



Too late i already called Oprah



i met oprah once, whenever you ask her questions, her arm starts to do this weird twitch. and one time she winked at me and i came over to ask her why she winked. and she said she didnt do it on perpose, it was her narcolepsy and shes staying on pills to try to stay awake


She wants to have your babies.



really? that epileptic lady?


duh narcolepsy is the ladies #1 pick up line...she wants you bad man...
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Vibrator wrote:How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big :?


Allig2948 wrote:This is complete bullshit if you ask me.

You would have gotten the shit kicked out of you if you assaulted a officer, which "you did". Also would have gotten time for the on the spot. And there wouldn't be a few guys raiding the room, it will be probably the whole FBI squad raiding it. So I doubt you'd be able to kick one of their ass when they're already got you.


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I usually don't mind tour stories but they really are getting to me now :banghead:
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Some of you all are haters. Stall's just trying to bring comedy to these forums, and you're all "boo bitchity bitchity I'm stupid blah blah blah." Good stories stall, making me laugh with them.
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Half the fun of Stall's threads are when people come in thinking it's real or trying to whine because they think it's spam.

Stallowned is our Ripped Polish Security Gangsta. We need his stories, they filter out the idiots.
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you know....

I never really get Stall's stories, yet,

I find it funny what people are responding.....
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My favourite story so far, keep em comin.
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Wonder if Satman realizes the point of Stall's threads yet? OR is he still trying to google some more?


Anyways

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High 5 Stall.
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Crumpets wrote:Wonder if Satman realizes the point of Stall's threads yet? OR is he still trying to google some more?


Anyways

[img ] Waay too big pic of a hand [ /img]


High 5 Stall.


I first thought it was a 'Talk To The Hand, Cuz The Face Is Too Beautiful To Listen' hand,

but then I saw the lines under it....

Shame....
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Icealya wrote:I first thought it was a 'Talk To The Hand, Cuz The Face Is Too Beautiful To Listen' hand,

but then I saw the lines under it....

Shame....



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Thx Hershey and Stall do you remeber me i was ur personal supplier or Wind 2 Earth 6 and Water 6 :P
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crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D

HAHA u wud be rich as hell

OT: this one was prolly the funniest 1 yet xD
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