FBI all over my sh1t, jacked up bank account causing suspici

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:50 am

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious sh1t into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n sh1t, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda sh1t that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious sh1t, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o sh1t.

Room fills up with pussies in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint sh1t to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n sh1t, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn sh1t up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get sh1t outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.

the_wicked · Post by **the_wicked** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:52 am

lulz that was a good one

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:55 am

i have no repect for you.

Yasakira · Post by **Yasakira** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:56 am

Nice to see youve gone up to 18s from your 17s

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:57 am

the_wicked wrote:lulz that was a good one

The_Holy_ · Post by **The_Holy_** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:59 am

Hey Stall did you use to play on troy ????

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:02 am

ranger4life wrote:
the_wicked wrote:lulz that was a good one

RavenousRAWR · Post by **RavenousRAWR** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:02 am

For some odd reason, I find these 'stories' of his quite fascinating. :>

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:29 am

DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:34 am

CrimsonNuker wrote:DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!

that made me laugh lol

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:35 am

CrimsonNuker wrote:DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!

Gainesville represent.

MooMooMoo · Post by **MooMooMoo** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:35 am

You's a B1tch sir.

G'day

the_wicked · Post by **the_wicked** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:40 am

Hershey wrote:Hahaha this has to be the best story yet...

GG haha GG

@The_Holy_

Yes stallowned played on troy before until he hacked him self.... R.I.P Stallowned

hacked....himself???

what does he have an alter ego?

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:21 am

hahaha.

one-man army ftw.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:27 am

that is so sad to hear

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:48 am

lol, like people said; one of the best ones so far.

we are getting near Trice's class now. Stall for SRF Storyteller anyone?

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:33 am

I've never read Trice's posts, so Stall has that spot in my book.

Hell, a week ago I didn't even know who Trice was.

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:36 am

Reise wrote:I've never read Trice's posts, so Stall has that spot in my book.

Hell, a week ago I didn't even know who Trice was.

I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.

Cruor · Post by **Cruor** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:47 am

Ｂｉｔｃｈｅｓ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｓｈｉｔ　’ｂｏｕｔ　ｍｙ　ｆｕｌｌｗｉｄｔｈ　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ．

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:39 am

Waisha wrote:I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.

Same, hmm .. Have I missed something here : s

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:56 am

Crumpets wrote:
Waisha wrote:I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.

Same, hmm .. Have I missed something here : s

I agree, i just saw his title "story teller". Apart from his poem about the fresh prince of bell air, which was ok i guess judging the reply's :S, i haven't seen anything to cream over.

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:04 pm

This thread is turning into "I havent read Trice's stories" >_>
If you wanna read them, follow the steps in my sig.

OT: "the kinda shit that builds giants like me" genius xD (even if it was thieved from some other site rather than from your own imagination like some other story writers)

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:39 pm

...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:58 pm

your threads are going well stallowned, its good to see no flames

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:01 pm

crazyskwrls wrote:...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair

Too late i already called Oprah

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:13 pm

How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big

Allig2948 · Post by **Allig2948** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:38 pm

This is complete bullshit if you ask me.

You would have gotten the shit kicked out of you if you assaulted a officer, which "you did". Also would have gotten time for the on the spot. And there wouldn't be a few guys raiding the room, it will be probably the whole FBI squad raiding it. So I doubt you'd be able to kick one of their ass when they're already got you.

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:48 pm

Vibrator wrote:How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big

All his stories are bullshit, thats how.

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:28 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:
Vibrator wrote:How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big

All his stories are bullshit, thats how.

You know what's getting on my nerves?
The fact that 70% of the posters in Stall's topics don't know this.

His stories are 100% bull..

feed the duck and it comes back for more later

Yasakira · Post by **Yasakira** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:31 pm

[SD]Twysta wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Vibrator wrote:How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big

All his stories are bullshit, thats how.

You know what's getting on my nerves?
The fact that 70% of the posters in Stall's topics don't know this.

His stories are 100% bull..

feed the duck and it comes back for more later

Thats half the fun of these threads.