I hate physicals =/

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:02 pm

Dark Shifty wrote:When the docotor touches your "special place," just say, "Oh... you touch my tra la la. Hmmm.... my ding ding dong." hehe GUNTER HOLICS UNITE!

what?

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:45 pm

[SD]draquish wrote:
Vibrator wrote:what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

TALK TO ME VIBY! TALK TO ME!!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

haha thats a keeper

I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:19 pm

XemnasXD wrote:
Dark Shifty wrote:When the docotor touches your "special place," just say, "Oh... you touch my tra la la. Hmmm.... my ding ding dong." hehe GUNTER HOLICS UNITE!

what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:17 pm

Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:27 pm

Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

I didn't know 19 year old women could get breast cancer

Mrs. Santa · Post by **Mrs. Santa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:23 pm

Yea, its pretty cool having a 179 year old guy juggling your nads...

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:09 pm

Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

hehe wait till you get a smear test :roll:

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:26 pm

Bastet wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

hehe wait till you get a smear test

Whats a smear test?

I don;t want to google it

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:30 pm

redneck wrote:
Bastet wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

hehe wait till you get a smear test

Whats a smear test?

I don;t want to google it

Hmm how to explain this..

Google :roll:

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:33 pm

Bastet wrote:
redneck wrote:
Bastet wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

hehe wait till you get a smear test

Whats a smear test?

I don;t want to google it

Hmm how to explain this..

Google

Fine....

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:36 pm

I hate you.....

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:37 pm

redneck wrote:I hate you.....

Why

Hostage · Post by **Hostage** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:39 pm

Ohhhhhh, I don't care what they say. Scraping down there has to be painful. It's making me all tingly just thinking about it

Deadsolid · Post by **Deadsolid** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:08 am

Full physical or athletic physical? I go to my doctor, they weigh me, measure me, ask me if something is wrong and send me on my way.

Btw...I was 6 foot when I was 14:)

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:23 am

Jstar1 wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

I didn't know 19 year old women could get breast cancer

Chances are lower but it could happen.
Even guys can get breast cancer, though with lowered odd vs females.

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:16 am

Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

That's not true.
I've had friends who were 'molested' by other female doctors.

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:15 pm

Bastet wrote:
redneck wrote:I hate you.....

Why

Wait till you get your very first test back there then.. I'm sure you'll find it amazing! :roll:

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:07 pm

takolin wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

I didn't know 19 year old women could get breast cancer

Chances are lower but it could happen.
Even guys can get breast cancer, though with lowered odd vs females.

boy thats messed up

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:12 pm

Jstar1 wrote:
takolin wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vibrator wrote:I wonder if girls getphysicals .lol,.

Yep. But we don't get molested >.>
They just poke around at your boobs through that nifty dress thing Hershey was talking about, to make sure you have no cancers growing.

I didn't know 19 year old women could get breast cancer

Chances are lower but it could happen.
Even guys can get breast cancer, though with lowered odd vs females.

boy thats messed up

The probabilities are 1/1.000.000 though, I think

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:16 pm

ove here w get the works. They... check ears, check mouth, check toune, check tounsils , Check back side, make you bend over, Chekc yoru hieght,weight, eyesight, blood sample,,shots, Nipple twisters, Pull back "skin" 3 times grab and softly squeeze "tankers"

Yeah they check almost everything except your "backside"

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:20 pm

Vibrator wrote: Nipple twisters

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:24 pm

haha you should be happy if it is a hot nurse.. if it is a fat and sweaty one.. blah *spit*

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:52 pm

Vibrator wrote:ove here w get the works. They... check ears, check mouth, check toune, check tounsils , Check back side, make you bend over, Chekc yoru hieght,weight, eyesight, blood sample,,shots, Nipple twisters, Pull back "skin" 3 times grab and softly squeeze "tankers"

Yeah they check almost everything except your "backside"

we don't do much, all the doctor does is massage your back and stomach and feel if theres anything, check your ears with a light, check your mouth with a light, make you try to touch your toes (to see your back alignment). Check height, weight, piss sample

as for your balls, all they do is poke them a couple times

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:14 pm

Dark Shifty wrote:When the docotor touches your "special place," just say, "Oh... you touch my tra la la. Hmmm.... my ding ding dong." hehe GUNTER HOLICS UNITE!

Thank you, dark, wise Shifty.

:roll:

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:20 pm

I have a grl do my physical...naw

i wish

Anjie · Post by **Anjie** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:48 pm

Gawd, i feel for you. Physicals are the worst.
I'm pretty young and I have to have an old fart do my physicals which in imo is worst.

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:40 am

deep.in wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

i thought he was a she...

Me too, me too

This is third situation like this here is SRF for me

well ppl can act like gals on tha intarwab juz like geyz en no1 noes if itz a she hoe or a he hoe you knoe?

s0017 · Post by **s0017** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:06 am

After the doctor started touching my nuts, he told me to turn and cough. I coughed in his face.

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:19 am

haven't had one in like, 8 years...

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:21 am

Been a few years for me too, I don't need some dude to feel my balls for me. Let this thread die already.