I hate physicals =/

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:16 pm

Ok so this morning i had to get my physical cause here it is reqyired you take one 1's a year. It justh ad mine this morning and i hate it. The doctorsa give you like 2-3 shots and after that they takeout 2 tubes of blood (ouch). But they measured me and i am 5';9 and weigh 133 LB. She said im above height rate for a 14 year old which made meh happy =D. But the worst part is when they make you go into teh room and take your panrs off =.=. They grab you know what and see if your " gas tanks" are equal and stuff. And while there doing it like 3 female nuerses kept walking in and out @.@. You can imagine how it was like =/.

Dang i hate physicals =/.

Is this the only place where you have to take a physical? ( mass)

Post by **dom** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:21 pm

I like it when girls play with my balls.

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:22 pm

dom wrote:I like it when girls play with my balls.

eekekkee

I havent been to a doctor for almost 3 years

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:23 pm

dom wrote:I like it when girls play with my balls.

me too.. must be a fluke

thAi · Post by **thAi** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:26 pm

14 and your equal to my height :o. It seems like I barely grow :[

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:50 pm

Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3

I noe how ya feel vibrator haha

My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:51 pm

Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3

I noe how ya feel vibrator haha

My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)

Tickle your tuna more and you will gain control.

Post by **dom** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:52 pm

Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3

I noe how ya feel vibrator haha

My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)

Real men can perform under all conditions.

Aby · Post by **Aby** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:10 pm

I'd never let a male doctor examine my dick..

this may be a stupid question because you're 14, and probably don't have the self confidence to do it (or know what i mean, but we all get exposed to sex at different ages), but

Did you end up getting one of the nurses to help out?

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:28 pm

If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:31 pm

Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:I actually love physicals <3

I noe how ya feel vibrator haha

My doc is some 30'ish yearold brunnete lady whos not that bad looking @.@ thats why i got scared ( if you understand)

thinking about baseball can be a lifesaver from embarrassment

hehe

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:32 pm

redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:48 pm

Vibrator wrote:what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

TALK TO ME VIBY! TALK TO ME!!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:58 pm

Getting racy in her wot wot?

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:13 am

Hershey wrote:
Vibrator wrote:
redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

Ooo lol you don't know how not to pop boners..... haha

Lol it takes time and practice

Yes i are then oob @.@. But luckily i didnt um "wake" when the inspection was happening @.@

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:51 am

Haha, I'm as old as you are and I'm taller.

Anyways, yeah I know. I had one like 2 years ago or something & it wasn't cool.

Honestly though, shots and blood samples don't hurt.

DildoGoblin · Post by **DildoGoblin** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:01 am

Hey, the touching the balls thing is ok. Its when you get older and they have to check for prostate cancer. Then you have something to bitch about.

iGod · Post by **iGod** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:05 am

Vibrator wrote:
Hershey wrote:
Vibrator wrote:
redneck wrote:If she really is hot tell her you feel a lump on your left nut.

what they do here is pulldown teh skin like 3 times @.@ and then they grab the balls and like softly squeeze them @.@

Ooo lol you don't know how not to pop boners..... haha

Lol it takes time and practice

Yes i are then oob @.@. But luckily i didnt um "wake" when the inspection was happening @.@

Maybe you'd get it over faster if it looked 'healthy'. Being kinda morbid here..

avanti42 · Post by **avanti42** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:10 am

*think of Gramma Vibe think of Gramma* that will kill your wood for you

funniest thread ive read in a while

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:54 am

what are you complaining about besides the needs some hot chick doing some ball fondling sounds like a good deal.....i always get some old lady with wrinkly hands tugging...and poking...and prodding.....*shivers*

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:23 am

You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:35 am

Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:36 am

Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:38 am

Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:55 am

Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

i thought he was a she...

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:59 am

XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

i thought he was a she...

Me too, me too

This is third situation like this here is SRF for me :banghead:

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:59 am

XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

i thought he was a she...

Thats what i used to think until Amelie mentioned hes a he....

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:00 am

deep.in wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
Sylhana wrote:You hate them? I hate doing them <.<

are you a doctor

No, he's a farmer.

i thought he was a she...

Me too, me too

This is third situation like this here is SRF for me

How awkward

.

@Jstar1 yup.

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:17 am

I wonder who will be next in that list :roll:

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:58 pm

When the docotor touches your "special place," just say, "Oh... you touch my tra la la. Hmmm.... my ding ding dong." hehe GUNTER HOLICS UNITE!