A Mans Guide 2 Female's english

[miladq88]

seems to be true in all cases. and how they play games with their words that mean somethin else, add to list PLEASE lol with the new year fastly approaching, we gotta stay up and help each other wit their code talk

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

-- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

-- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

-- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

-- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

-- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

-- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

-- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?


(Taken from NikeTalk)

[Luoma]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

Lol! xD

[Stress]

The omnipresence of "no" is quite rightly shown

[ColourBlind]

lol

[alienjep]

haha, nice find...

[Swindler]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

Lol! xD

i laughed at them to

[Vibrator]

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

:p lol. +1 on this

[satman83]

Lol there all so true

[CrimsonNuker]

Sticky this NAO.

We need to talk= I need to complain

lol'd hard.

[Trice]

-- We need = I want

Too true >_>

[Itonami]

Am I the only girl that doesn't beat around the bush when I want something? =X


Edit: Okay okay.. i'll admit to this one before MrFudge says aything.

I'm hungry = food. now.

[Vandall]

some of those are real funny.

[miladq88]

some of those are real funny.

most of them

[Tinek]

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

LMAO

I've been married almost 20 years, gentlemen get used to this - it doesn't change or get better with age.

[HOLLAstir]

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- We need = I want

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

Haha these are totally true. Thanks for the laugh <3

[San]

Ty, this made my day
(my comp is down,using my iPhone xD)

[Du De Wei]

so true

[miladq88]

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- We need = I want

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

Haha these are totally true. Thanks for the laugh <3

yw

[DaZzY]

loool, nice find *where my notebook?* ^^

[Love]

lol xD

[Amelie]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

Lol! xD

i laughed at them to

it's true tho

[Draquish]

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I can still feel some of my left-over aggravation from situations like this.

[StealMySoda]

Don't forget the:
'I suppose' - "I'm being vague so I can go back on what I said later on".

[Wu]

-- We need = I want

Too true >_>

yeah >< +1

[EvilDiablo]

LOL those were epically amazing XD gratz on the good find

[Jabo]

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

y-- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep


-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

-- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Quoted the bests for me lol

Thanks for 48 seconds of laughting