[Parody] SRO-hemian rhapsody

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:25 am

K, i bit off more than i could chew here. I thought to myself, "hmm bohemian, could be made into SRO-hemian. And, "Mama, just killed a man, put a gun to his head" could be "crossbow to his head"
Of course, i was forgetting that this song has ridiculous lyrics and is very hard to makin rhymes that scan to. Nevertheless, i dont turn down a challenge, and this, kinda, vaguely, but also, possibly not really, is a song about a person who doesnt care about alchemy, but then murdered someone (maybe he did care about alchemy afterall, and was trying to convince himself?)

who knows. Either way, i present to you, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, the SRO version.

Is this the real life?
Is this SRO fantasy?
Caught in the traffic-
No escape from reality-
Open your stall
Look into storage and see-
Im just a poor boy, i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
Crit too high, mag too low,
Anyway the stones go,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

Mama,just killed a man,
Crossbow against his head,
Pulled my trigger, crit hes dead,
Mama, tick't had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to do PK-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, PK-ing,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
(ive got nothing here to rhyme)-
Bodys falling all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta go and grind it off before i die-
Mama ooo- (any way the stone goes)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never PK'd at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a nuk'r,
Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and this nuker is after me-
[Choir] Hes just a poor boy from a poor gu-ii-iild-
Spare him his life and have these uni pills-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Murderer! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Murderer! we will not let you go-let him go
Murderer! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
This nuker has put a lightning nuke aside for me, for me, for meeee-
hell yeah its the guitar solo bit
So you think you can KD me and stab me in the eye-
So you think you can nuke me and leave me to die-
Oh crap-I'll use my return scroll-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the stones go....

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MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:29 am

Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

christina · Post by **christina** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:29 am

Very nice ^^

Overcome · Post by **Overcome** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:31 am

rofl, thats one 1337 song

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:35 am

Hahaha, rofl. I got teary xD.

Wu · Post by Wu » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:38 am

Trice wrote:Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to do PK-

rofl, brilliant.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 am

Trice, You're the funniest martian i've read in this forum! Thank you.

DrWicked · Post by **DrWicked** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 am

sing it

4reaLz · Post by **4reaLz** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:50 am

I SANG THROUGH THE WHOOOOLE THING!!!!! HHAHHAHAH I LOVE YOU TRICEY xDDD

Deadsolid · Post by **Deadsolid** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:01 am

Awesome!!! I turned on youtube and got Bohemian Rhapsody playing and sung it!:)

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:18 am

Awesome.

_HeLLioN_ · Post by **_HeLLioN_** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:51 am

Mmm third stanza, for a rhyme, since this is about alchemy...

Too late,my time has come,
Oh no that guy has full sun
Bodys falling all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta go and grind it off before i die-
Mama ooo- (any way the stone goes)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never PK'd at all-

Maybe?

/dont flame

PR0METHEUS · Post by **PR0METHEUS** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:52 am

That's awesome. Now all we need is someone to make a video for this on youtube. Get a good SRO video that fits the song, instrumental/karaoke version, and have someone sing the lyrics posted above. :-D

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:56 am

lol brilliant xD

Dark_Force · Post by **Dark_Force** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:12 pm

lol funny

Vandango · Post by **Vandango** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:14 pm

MrFudge wrote:Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

how did i know that was comin lol

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:07 pm

Deadsolid wrote:Awesome!!! I turned on youtube and got Bohemian Rhapsody playing and sung it!:)

Nice idea, i've put youtube links to the originals on all my parodies now ^_^

ty for all the praise srf, it just makes me wanna write more in the future :love:

Spanktastik · Post by **Spanktastik** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:29 pm

MrFudge wrote:Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

LMAOOOO People in my office are wondering why im laughing so hard lololol

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:28 pm

Karlos Vandango wrote:
MrFudge wrote:Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

how did i know that was comin lol

If Freddy knew you at the time, he'd have put you in there for sure

Arwald · Post by **Arwald** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:23 pm

Awesome song.

MrBow · Post by **MrBow** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:28 pm

Karlos Vandango wrote:
MrFudge wrote:Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

how did i know that was comin lol

LMAO Trice sing it in and put it on youtube

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:59 pm

MrBow wrote:
Karlos Vandango wrote:
MrFudge wrote:Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?

LOL

how did i know that was comin lol

LMAO Trice sing it in and put it on youtube

If i had vent, or i knew who was on vent from here, maybe. If SRF had a teamspeak... definately.

Not that i can sing, but i so would lol.

PR0METHEUS · Post by **PR0METHEUS** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:55 am

Almost a year old, but BUMP.

Has anyone made an audio version of this? Maybe fraps an in-game video like the "Internet is for Porn" video?

Doppleganger · Post by **Doppleganger** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:23 am

We need someone to sing this and youtube it. Get the instrumentals of the song.
1,2,3 not it.

sama98b · Post by **sama98b** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:43 am

Should have been deleted loong time ago ... well lazy mods explain.

AznFury · Post by **AznFury** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:46 am

beautiful.

Tyrax · Post by **Tyrax** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:56 am

I used to work on SRO parodies but never put in YT, if you want, i can share with GD.

PR0METHEUS · Post by **PR0METHEUS** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:47 am

sama98b wrote:Should have been deleted loong time ago ... well lazy mods explain.

Why delete it? Like any other thread, if you don't like it, simply don't read it. It's a creative parody. I think it could be fun to make a video for this, and if I had time, I'd help out. I don't even have video capture software.

People complain about SRO getting boring with the grind and all, but this is a role playing game, an mmoRPG. What's the harm in playing the role of your character? Just like in real life, SRO characters can take a break from their 'job' of grinding or trading, etc, and do something 'extracurricular'.

Lempi · Post by **Lempi** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:59 am

haha, thats awesome.

I'd like to hear it being sung.

dark_wizz · Post by **dark_wizz** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:53 pm

Trice wrote:So you think you can nuke me and leave me to die-

man u r fcking genius... just find person willing to sing this and u will become famous amongst all sro players... i like this..

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