how to make $1000 in the next like, few months?

San · Post by **San** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:12 am

i need to make $1000 in the next few months/years/decades(months are preferred thank you), please do not ask why, i just do. i live in secrecy....most of the time

im 13, so no job.
i have considered selling our mason & hamlin grand piano, but my mom wont let me quit piano, therefore i cant sell it :cry:

(btw, piano is hell, hence the reason why i want to sell it)

neither can i get allowance, or any money through my immediate family for that matter

suggestions?
bring on the stupid remarks =.="

EDIT: I AM NOT GOING TO SELL CRACK OR ANY DRUGS
peace

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:14 am

become a kick ass piano player.

get groupies, go on world tours, make money.

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:20 am

Go Farm & Fleet
Steal Portable Dvd players sell them for 100-300$
come in and out asap Run if needed
Or buy and resell on ebay

FliiipZ · Post by **FliiipZ** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:21 am

Hustle. You know what i mean.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:23 am

pimp yourself out....if you ask me theres not enough jailbait on the corners today...its all old ppl

Du De Wei · Post by **Du De Wei** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:33 am

work the corner lol or play billiards for money

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:44 am

Sell links on ebay, trust me, you'll make more thn 1k.

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:49 am

your not getting much help

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:54 am

Like I suggested to darkblazer.

You're young, probably have no use for your 2nd kidney. Sell it. Phone a random korean hospital and say you have a teen kidney for sale. Latest figures show you get about 20,000$ for a healthy one.

That's assuming you don't have any chronic diseases hat could effect your kidneys. Being fit helps too.

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:33 am

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:04 am

Seriously Crumpets? I'm about to sell my kidney...

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:06 am

Can you use somebody's cc? If you can: http://www.eBay.com
You can't? Play whatever game you're good at it, reach a rather high level, then sell the character. Do it over and over again until you gather all the money you need.

MasterKojito · Post by **MasterKojito** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:03 am

WaX wrote:Sell links on ebay, trust me, you'll make more thn 1k.

Tut plox

MrBow · Post by **MrBow** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:10 am

†erminal wrote:Seriously Crumpets? I'm about to sell my kidney...

Don't be mad at Crumpets when your other kidney gets ill :roll:

Humans got two kidneys for a reason -.-

cin · Post by **cin** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:11 am

sell your guitarhero III on ebay? <_>

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:26 am

cin wrote:sell your guitarhero III on ebay? <_>

lol. seriously if i had one i would.

Trice · Post by **Trice** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:56 am

You will need the following:

1) A loaf of bread
2) Toaster
3) Blowtorch

Make yourself some toast. Blowtorch jesus into the toast. Eventually, after practice, you'll get a jesusy looking one. Ebay. $$$$$$

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:26 pm

ebay its the best way to get money while sitting on your ass

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:51 pm

Trice wrote:You will need the following:

1) A loaf of bread
2) Toaster
3) Blowtorch

Make yourself some toast. Blowtorch jesus into the toast. Eventually, after practice, you'll get a jesusy looking one. Ebay. $$$$$$

Also, if you watched 'Lost' someone had toast with the 'cursed numbers' that made the stuffed animals in his house become demons or something.
srsly, the ebay page got longer by the day.
He made 13k off of that toast.

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:31 pm

Sucky sucky 5$.

Key-J · Post by **Key-J** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:41 pm

Makes Me Think of:

LOL!

I kid, yeah paper boy. Um.. Ebay.. Chores... Lemonade even?

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:11 pm

why do u need 1000$ ... have you borrow money from the maffia?

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:13 pm

HejsaN wrote:why do u need 1000$ ... have you borrow money from the maffia?

you know to much .

(lou wack him)

Locketart · Post by **Locketart** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:36 pm

I'm sure local convenience stores will make a good payday.

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:03 pm

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to_25 ... ow_to.html

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:14 pm

MasterKojito wrote:
WaX wrote:Sell links on ebay, trust me, you'll make more thn 1k.

Tut plox

Credit card, sellers account, latest craze=iphones atm and paypal. Pay the charge to get ur link up to the top of the page and let the money come in. Just expect alot of banned accounts and threats from ebay and then ur gettin very good money indeed. Beats a job imo and get better money than friends. Just make sure u dont limit ur paypal -.-

Or find a website thats pays u to advertise ther site, Go to school and go to the computer suite. Advertise from comp gettin bout $20 (cant use the same comp over and over) log out thn onto the next and how many u do determines the amount of money u get.

So many ways to making easy money on internet with not doing a great deal.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:44 pm

Selling crack gets you good money...

Or you can go to a city and buy dimes for 9-10$ and sell them for 13-16$ in your town or a rich town

Inuyasha584 · Post by **Inuyasha584** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:48 pm

well if u were a girl...i have several idea's...

San · Post by **San** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:35 am

Inuyasha584 wrote:well if u were a girl...i have several idea's...

there are a few people who think im a girl on this forum :shock:

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:36 am

sell crack !!![size=0] id buy some from u[/size]