W.U.I

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:21 am

Hi,

I was kinda drunk last night and on my way back home from the pub I got hit by a car. I picked the good one though it was a big mercedes. This guy jumps out of his car and runs to me and he was so scared I was wounded. He even gave me 50 euros and he offered me a ride home (wich I didnt take it could have been a perv). Anyway that was a night of free drinking for me and I dont have a little pain @ all.

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:24 am

imagine getting hit by bill gates.

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:29 am

That would have been epic. I guess he would gimme a free winblows vista home version?

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:30 am

how much is 50 euros in us money?

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 am

bout 70 dollar

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 am

w00t wrote:That would have been epic. I guess he would gimme a free winblows vista home version?

1 billion $ blowjo.b

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:03 am

Wouldnt like Bill to do that though

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:14 am

lol buy a fake moustache with the €50,- and await him next week same time

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:16 am

and than end up as a roadkill. No thanks :p

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:18 am

rofl

oh c'mon you already proved ur invincibility

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 am

Ive got a better idea. You can come over and we will let you be hit by the car. Ill make a movie and post it here ^^

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 am

gj on ur not being hurt and getting money.

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am

Well there is a little bite out of my thumb and my hips are scratched and stuff. But it aint really hurting.

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am

If I get the rewards and if we split the money from the t-shirts with pics of me getting hit 50/50 we have a deal

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:31 am

That means you will get hurt and I will get 50% of the money we make + I can laugh @ you?

That sounds like a damn good idea to me

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:33 am

Okay sure~~

Everytime I get hit by the car I make the same money as I get for working 10 hours

But it's just as easy

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 am

Well not every driver is giving you money. I think we should only let you jump in front of very expensive cars

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:55 am

haha nice one

MonstaH · Post by **MonstaH** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:41 pm

TOloseGT wrote:imagine getting hit by bill gates.

He'd sue you for him losing time counting his money due to you running into his car...

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:47 pm

Bad move, I got hit by a car too . and by chance got given money to shut it.

Took it cause I was like .. yeah cash sweet. Turns out you could **** his life up and get 100x that if you went to court.