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So Basicly we and my mates were walking to college till we saw some women in a yellow jacket saying Please proceed as normally

Now as our suspicions got high we saw police inside and thought this cant be good.

and we find theres a random drugs test going on
of course i pass so do all my mates So we went to class

Class started and we thought

"O Shit Wheres Chris?"

Now we All knew "Chris" Smokes weed.......
so we laughed and 10 mins later he appeared at the door with a some kind of paper work form the police

Funny thing was he didnt test positive for weed he tested positve for Cocaine. Now we all laughed and had a good day and the time we exited the college i could relax casuse that bloody dog was gone
Yes I am Scared Of Dogs u can laugh at me now......

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I don't get it.. was he high on coke or not?
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I remember on a school trip the bus got stopped at the line (we were heading to boston) and the Farking dog smelled coke, so they checked the whol damn bus to find out that it was a 20$ bill a girl had on her wallet :banghead:
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Almost all bills over $50 have traces of at least 2 illegal substances on them. Because drug dealers are too rich to bother with 20's
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Blame it on poppey seeds ...
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Reminds me of Dr.Rockso...he does cocaine!!!!
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Karlos Vandango wrote:Now we all laughed and had a good day and the time we exited the college i could relax casuse that bloody dog was gone
Yes I am Scared Of Dogs


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said by somone with wolfs in his sig and avv...part of the dog family, duh
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Icealya wrote:
Karlos Vandango wrote:Now we all laughed and had a good day and the time we exited the college i could relax casuse that bloody dog was gone
Yes I am Scared Of Dogs




said by somone with wolfs in his sig and avv...part of the dog family, duh


He means those dogs that are able to sniff cocaine, marijuana, etc.
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Icealya wrote:
Karlos Vandango wrote:Now we all laughed and had a good day and the time we exited the college i could relax casuse that bloody dog was gone
Yes I am Scared Of Dogs




said by somone with wolfs in his sig and avv...part of the dog family, duh[/quote]

well not wolfs just Dogs i know there part of the dog family but one time when i was 7 a huge dog about the size of me that time scared me so much i backed onto the road almost got ran over.......
thats why ive been scared of Dogs!
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Come to Holland. drugs is legal here :D
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[SD]Frites wrote:Come to Holland. drugs is legal here :D


i like holland ;) haha

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Karlos Vandango wrote:
Icealya wrote:
Karlos Vandango wrote:Now we all laughed and had a good day and the time we exited the college i could relax casuse that bloody dog was gone
Yes I am Scared Of Dogs




said by somone with wolfs in his sig and avv...part of the dog family, duh


well not wolfs just Dogs i know there part of the dog family but one time when i was 7 a huge dog about the size of me that time scared me so much i backed onto the road almost got ran over.......
thats why ive been scared of Dogs![/quote]

wow, amazing... Scared and Scarred at the same time....

nah, really, didn't know that, so... my sincere apololies

(if that how you write sincere.. or even apoligies.. again sorry, Im a bit drunk-ish...)
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XemnasXD wrote:Image

Reminds me of Dr.Rockso...he does cocaine!!!!


MY NAME'S DOCTOR CHRISSO THE ROCK AND ROLL BURNOUT

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So,

They just sent a dog to sniff youz guy's crotches...? That's kinda a weak Drug Test!. Where is the peeing in the cup? lol.
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Key-J wrote:So,

They just sent a dog to sniff youz guy's crotches...? That's kinda a weak Drug Test!. Where is the peeing in the cup? lol.


maybe it was a guy dressed as dog....who just wanted to sniff their crotches :wink:
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Hershey wrote:At my school we have very frequent drug checks.... its either pee in a cup and the cutting like 80 pieces of hair <3


wow wtf?

never had this at my school lol <_<

kinda lucky too XD
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was it a drug test or a search?
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lol I remember a class trip to canada before we crossed the border they checked the bus for drugs and half the class we had weed so most of us had to swallow the bags haha

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van, what did they make you do for the drug test
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They used to bring dogs into my high school all the time for random drug searches....dunno if they ever find anything....
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