sad news about santa ='(

JoshPoshMosh · Post by **JoshPoshMosh** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:38 am

1. There are approximately 2 billion children in the world. Since Santa does not visit Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, this reduces the workload to 15 per cent of the total, or 378 million. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes.

2. Thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, Santa has about 31 hours to work with. This works out to 967.7 visits per second and a total trip of 75.5 million miles. So Santa's sleigh has to move at 650 miles per second.

3. Assuming that each child gets only a medium-sized Lego set (2lb), the sleigh is carrying more than 500,000 tons. A reindeer can pull no more than 300lb. Even if the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times that, Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload another 54,000 tons.

4. 600,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each; they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second, or about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 Gs. A 250lb Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015lb of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs.

5. Therefore if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:40 am

Santa is

way to kill my dreams ... jerk

Craftsterious · Post by **Craftsterious** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:46 am

oh my .maybe there is two santa or more :wink:

But say santa are dead never in your dreams

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:48 am

loll! good read

Key-J · Post by **Key-J** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:23 am

Hahaha.

The first couple of paragraphs i was like. Meh, hear it before. The second to last one did it for me!

DeathScar · Post by **DeathScar** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:25 am

Santa cant die, he's magical!

Vandango · Post by **Vandango** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:59 am

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:27 pm

Craftsterious wrote::roll: oh my .maybe there is two santa or more

But say santa are dead never in your dreams

You should dress up in a naughty elf suit, dance and then tape it.

Be such a sexy fox.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:31 pm

Crumpets wrote:
Craftsterious wrote::roll: oh my .maybe there is two santa or more

But say santa are dead never in your dreams

You should dress up in a naughty elf suit, dance and then tape it.

Be such a sexy fox.

+1

Craftsterious · Post by **Craftsterious** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:58 pm

Crumpets wrote:
Craftsterious wrote::roll: oh my .maybe there is two santa or more

But say santa are dead never in your dreams

You should dress up in a naughty elf suit, dance and then tape it.

Be such a sexy fox.

hehehehehe . :roll:

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:00 pm

d-dead....then whose lap was i sitting on :shock:

oh god...i need a drink... :oops:

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:55 pm

lol, very nice :p, only one thing, maybe stupid but what does lb mean? how many kilo is a lb?

Waisha · Post by **Waisha** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:57 pm

heroo wrote:lol, very nice :p, only one thing, maybe stupid but what does lb mean? how many kilo is a lb?

Short for pound I think. It's almost half a kilo I think. It's an british invention, I think.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:58 pm

Waisha wrote:
heroo wrote:lol, very nice :p, only one thing, maybe stupid but what does lb mean? how many kilo is a lb?

Short for pound I think. It's almost half a kilo I think. It's an british invention, I think.

ahh yeah i know what pound is, but didn't know lb was a short for pound.

thx.

DMX · Post by **DMX** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:16 pm

thats why santa is magic

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:25 pm

This was cool 4 years ago.

ColourBlind · Post by **ColourBlind** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:49 pm

Karlos Vandango wrote:

OMG

SOOOO KUTE

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:07 pm

Good read.

chickenfeather · Post by **chickenfeather** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:12 pm

Crumpets wrote:
Craftsterious wrote::roll: oh my .maybe there is two santa or more

But say santa are dead never in your dreams

You should dress up in a naughty elf suit, dance and then tape it.

Be such a sexy fox.

http://www.elfyourself.com/

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:29 pm

Sigh.

You made me :cry:

Inuyasha584 · Post by **Inuyasha584** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:05 am

JoshPoshMosh wrote:

he's dead now.

i shot him >=D

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:11 am

XemnasXD wrote:d-dead....then whose lap was i sitting on oh god...i need a drink...

I liked those khakis you were wearing, they were nice and soft, just like your face.

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:34 am

Waisha wrote:
heroo wrote:lol, very nice :p, only one thing, maybe stupid but what does lb mean? how many kilo is a lb?

Short for pound I think. It's almost half a kilo I think. It's an british invention, I think.

its american. for some odd reason we use a different system than the rest of the world :/

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:29 am

I'm santa.

Lost some weight over the last few years.. WTB cookies.

Vibrator · Post by **Vibrator** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:33 am

You forget santa carries Mgical fat. His fat has fairy dust which keeps the sleigh elevating so he visits 5000 houses a minute. Stop runing my dreams santa is real

whoe else bought me my bike last year ?

Aiyas · Post by **Aiyas** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:15 am

Heh, it's nothing a little magic can't fix.

This was a good read, though.

Post by **Avalanche** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:31 am

That was EPIC.

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:59 am

AvAlAnChE1 wrote:That was EPIC.

Agree I LMAO

San · Post by **San** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:33 am

lol, i read this 2 months ago
my friend printed it out and showed the whole shool :roll:

Allig2948 · Post by **Allig2948** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:13 am

Santa is my gay lover

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