Jokes?

[DaZzY]

Has anyone got any good jokes?...i get bored in work and like to tell some jokes to pass time

here is some i love:

What do you call 500 epileptics in a disco?

A foam party

the following one is rude dont get pissed...

Two gay guys are having sex in the shower when a phone rings.
One says, "Hold on, don't cum till I get back."
He leaves and comes back in a while only to see cum all over the shower.
He says, "What the hell, I said not to cum."
The other one says, "I didn't, I farted."

[Barotix]

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Guy 1: "whats the easiest way to get into a girls pants?"
Guy 2: "idk.. have money?"
Guy 1: "nah put your hand in her pocket..."
Guy 2: -_-' 

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[devilti]

u take any racist jokes?

y cant the little pony scream?

coz hes a little hoarsie.

tahts my favorite. btw read my sig