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[jay0303]

jay: At age 32 you will choke on a piece of steak.



man i love steak make sure i don't eat if once i turn 32 and start again at 33

[Wu]

Peter: At age 27 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

OMG Just like I dreamed last night

lol, Ecuador, only 27 though that blows

[Vindicator]

Ven: At age 59 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

ROFL hippies..

Vin: At age 46 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

lol....

Vin: At age 42 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

So true

[XMoshe]

XMoshe: At age 35 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.


yay O_o

[Swindler]

jimmy: At age 67 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. wtf.. damn you kids

[Vibrator]

loen: At age 52 you will die from a chiwawa attack.



Oh bull shit a chiwawa kills me >_<

[bladecarlo]

carlo: At age 55 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

LOL xD

carlo: At age 25 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

WTF!?

kim carlo: At age 72 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Damn Dogs!

[Vibrator]

Vibrator: At age 53 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


Damn monkeys
Vibrator: At age 60 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies

Shit xD


Vibrator: At age 54 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you

[Vandall]

Vandall: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


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