Professor tryin to bribe me

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:02 pm

Guy knows he just needs to watch his back or else me and my crew might jump him swingin around a couple pool balls in socks.
Had a paper assigned about a month ago. Gotta write some 7 pages of research type crap. You know how I handle my sh1t. DOn't even turn it in the day it is due (wednesday). Tells the class we can turn it in the next class (friday.) Thursday night 'bout 7PM I open up word and start typing out of my ass. Grab a couple quotes from websites and online databases to stick in the paper, gotta make it seem like I actually gave a shit enough. End up not having enough sources, my paper is one page short, turn it in anyway. Ain't nothin to it but to do it. On Friday at the end of class I give him the paper and get the hell out of there. I know his reaction will be what kind of bullshit is this. I'm expecting a C grade at best.
Come about 15 minutes late to class today, fool won't dare say sh1t. At the end of class I go to his desk to pick up my paper. I see the first paper in the stack is a 100%. I'm thinking "got a couple egg heads in this classroom." I get closer and see it's my paper.
Must of bought himself a few extra days of breathing without a hospital respirator. Don't worry Frank your day will come.

hemagoku · Post by **hemagoku** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:05 pm

i don't get that
got it now ,u will kick the teacher if u don't pass

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:06 pm

I bet you would you really like a personal diary for Christmas

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:56 pm

When you pull out your nine, do bitches scatter?

Do the other students scramble out your way when you walk down the hallway?

Do you strike fear in everyone's hearts?

Or maybe your teacher is a really easy grader.

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:06 pm

i don't get it... which part did he 'bribe' you?

basically summarizing your story:

I hand in my paper, it sucks,
I expect a low mark,
but I got 100% instead.
The Prof is Wierd.

where's the bribe?

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:16 pm

destructionmama wrote:i don't get it... which part did he 'bribe' you?

basically summarizing your story:

I hand in my paper, it sucks,
I expect a low mark,
but I got 100% instead.
The Prof is Wierd.

where's the bribe?

Must of bought himself a few extra days of breathing without a hospital respirator. Don't worry Frank your day will come.

Ie. Stallowned had beef with the Prof. Was probably gonna end his life. But .. giving Stallowned!!!1111!! a 100% saved his life. Ie The prof. bribed Stallowned.

Life for 100%.

Still don't get it ?

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:38 pm

Umm mean this with all the respect possible...did you get raped or something while you were gone and trying to prove yourself again?

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:58 pm

Sharp324 wrote:Umm mean this with all the respect possible...did you get raped or something while you were gone and trying to prove yourself again?

Do you know what the word sarcasm means?

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:06 pm

Reise wrote:
Sharp324 wrote:Umm mean this with all the respect possible...did you get raped or something while you were gone and trying to prove yourself again?

Do you know what the word sarcasm means?

So all his arrogant stories were sarcasm? Or you just kissing his ass? Plus how do you measure sarcasm without tones?

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:07 pm

I can tell it is because I'm a prodigy. I know stuff.

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:14 pm

lolz good story

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:22 pm

I like reading these stories, tbh he's not tryin to prove anythin with them, atleast they offer more than a stupid crocodile singing a pointless rap -.-
if u dont like them just lay off.

nice story btw >.<

ThatBluePerson · Post by **ThatBluePerson** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:30 pm

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:45 pm

WaX wrote:I like reading these stories, tbh he's not tryin to prove anythin with them, atleast they offer more than a stupid crocodile singing a pointless rap -.-
if u dont like them just lay off.

nice story btw >.<

Yeah I just type real life stories but try to make them more original or dramatic.
How boring would it be if I jsut came inand posted "so my teacher is either a lazy bastard or an easy grader. Turned in a paper that I was expecting a bad grade on and ended up with 100%"
I'm entertaning myself and hopefully a few other people by posting altered versions of what really happened.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:50 pm

lol I want this prof.

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:51 pm

What's the worst/best part of this story is that you're admitting that you're a lazy idiot.

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:55 pm

sirdingydang wrote:What's the worst/best part of this story is that you're admitting that you're a lazy idiot.

Think I've procrastinated on everything related to school up to this day.

Locketart · Post by **Locketart** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:24 pm

sirdingydang wrote:What's the worst/best part of this story is that you're admitting that you're a lazy idiot.

[Edit by Soda - DO NOT flame the topic starter, or anyone for that matter]

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:31 pm

Reise wrote:I can tell it is because I'm a prodigy. I know stuff.

Yea call me MasterChief from now on.

I usually end up doing hw or essays in the morning before school or on one of my off periods

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:45 pm

i don't get it...

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:03 am

stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:05 am

Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:08 am

Reise wrote:I can tell it is because I'm a prodigy. I know stuff.

good answer lol

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:08 am

redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

I'm trying to read and each swear word is catching my eye cant concnetrate on the story

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:09 am

Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

I'm trying to read and each swear word is catching my eye cant concnetrate on the story

i lol'd

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:14 am

redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

Wow, your tongue must be so dry after all that licking :roll:

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:17 am

Silkroad wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

I'm trying to read and each swear word is catching my eye cant concnetrate on the story

i lol'd

your sig doens't show up if you didn't know

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:20 am

One time I got a "D" on a paper, so I bribed the teacher with some afterclass sex, and she said "I think I'll reconsider your grade".
When she handed it in the next day, I got an "F"

lol, just kidding

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:21 am

Jstar1 wrote:
Silkroad wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:stop using excessive swear words it doesn't make your story any better

Stop posting you asshole...you're only spamming and makeing yourself look like a retard.

I'm trying to read and each swear word is catching my eye cant concnetrate on the story

i lol'd

your sig doens't show up if you didn't know

sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't ... dont know why

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:28 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:One time I got a "D" on a paper, so I bribed the teacher with some afterclass sex, and she said "I think I'll reconsider your grade".
When she handed it in the next day, I got an "F"

lol, just kidding

Lol