Could of banged older chick at my brother's wedding

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:36 am

So last week I was at my bro's wedding, I notice this fine chick there I'm thinking "Damn, son." Anyway I notice her checking me out from time to time. Sometime during the night I had to go to the bathroom so I left the banquet room and went to take a piss. As I'm coming back I see her going to the bathroom too and we cross in the hallway and I see her giving me big ass smiles and shit so I smile back. I probably could of nailed her in the bathroom but it would of been awkward as hell at my brother's wedding and she also had a boyfriend. Guy was a good handful of inches taller than me (and I'm not exactly short) and was also jacked as hell, he didn't look like the type of guy you mess around with.

She was probably in her 30's
What should I have done

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:42 am

You should of have her your SRF forum name, be like "Im stallowned, hit me up some time"

:wink:

Hostage · Post by **Hostage** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:46 am

Should have pined it

, get caught, run like no tomorrow hey it's not like you know the guy if you did well that's a different story

HOLLAstir · Post by **HOLLAstir** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:46 am

Beat it, Skeet it, Leave it. Then back to the wedding =)

Mrs. Santa · Post by **Mrs. Santa** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:50 am

**** it and chuck it lol.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:53 am

Hershey wrote:
HOLLAstir wrote:Beat it, Skeet it, Leave it. Then back to the wedding =)

lol nice motto to live by

hes right tho

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:55 am

seriously i get this sometimes an older women checking me out but then i find out she has kids/husband/bf
and i think 2 myself
is it worth the drama

and sometimes alot of chicks think just cuz iam nice(Iam actually a nice and caring guy in real life)
that im hitting on them
so maybe she was just being super nice or just horny

and you also got your nymphos
that hit on any guy within 30m radius
so in the end the drama isnt worth it
just 2 get ur dickwet

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:57 am

Pictures would make the decision so much easier on us...

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:06 am

Some of you guys disgust me.

If a chick has a boyfriend- just don't fuckin go there.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:16 am

Hershey wrote:
Itonami wrote:Some of you guys disgust me.

If a chick has a boyfriend- just don't fuckin go there.

you know how some chicks are like naturally people that love to flirt? well ive met any of those and before i was with steph, i would from time to time hook up with some of them later finding out they have bfs =/ not cool, they lead you on and then the drama starts

what drama??

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:17 am

Hey it's Stallowned

Sucks to hear that story lol.

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:20 am

Hershey wrote:
Itonami wrote:Some of you guys disgust me.

If a chick has a boyfriend- just don't fuckin go there.

you know how some chicks are like naturally people that love to flirt? well ive met any of those and before i was with steph, i would from time to time hook up with some of them later finding out they have bfs =/ not cool, they lead you on and then the drama starts

so basically u were goign out with sluts...

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:31 am

Hershey wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:
Hershey wrote:
Itonami wrote:Some of you guys disgust me.

If a chick has a boyfriend- just don't fuckin go there.

you know how some chicks are like naturally people that love to flirt? well ive met any of those and before i was with steph, i would from time to time hook up with some of them later finding out they have bfs =/ not cool, they lead you on and then the drama starts

so basically u were goign out with sluts...

going out? wtf, like its been said, Beat it, skeet it, and leave it. never commit to someone like that =]

u mentioned drama...What drama?

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:42 am

Itonami wrote:Some of you guys disgust me.

If a chick has a boyfriend- just don't fuckin go there.

Lol sister, U mad?
She's the one that was checking me out. She's also the one that told my sister in law she thought I put the child of Fabio/Brad Pitt to shame (yes im exaggerating) Even if I could go back I probably wouldn't do anything, especially in that situation. Do you seriously think I would come on an internet forum seeking advice about something as silly as this and to make it worse, silkroadforums where I'm sure all the RL lady's men hang out.

Dystopia wrote:Pictures would make the decision so much easier on us...

Pic of the chick that was checking me out?
I think she is in a couple of the pics we have, but she isn't the person who's getting their picture taken so she's int he backgroun and all blurry and shitty.

DemonicHermit · Post by **DemonicHermit** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:50 am

Take your sun spear, nuke the bf, and bang the girl.

[AoW]ForLife · Post by **[AoW]ForLife** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:50 am

We should remake doplertin's one-night-stand thread. That was pretty great.

Anyway good decision Stallowned

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Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:57 am

BE BRAVE

bang her, who give a shit about her gf <_<

[AoW]ForLife · Post by **[AoW]ForLife** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:08 am

Fat_Smurf wrote:BE BRAVE

bang her, who give a shit about her gf <_<

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:39 am

Fat_Smurf wrote:BE BRAVE

bang her, who give a shit about her gf <_<

if she has a gf, bang em both, god dam :twisted:

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:45 am

lol typo

but yeah, I would have banged her just for the **** of it, if drama start, leg it

WhereIsOsama · Post by **WhereIsOsama** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:50 am

redneck wrote:
Hershey wrote:
HOLLAstir wrote:Beat it, Skeet it, Leave it. Then back to the wedding =)

lol nice motto to live by

hes right tho

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:03 pm

Only if she was gonna let you turn her upside down etc etc.

Wolfyness · Post by **Wolfyness** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:09 pm

<<Then He Said Upon To His People, Let Zee Destroy Thy BlackFox>> - Key-J

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:33 pm

Is it worth it?
Is one girl worth all the drama/potential fight? How hot was she?

Website · Post by **satman83** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:36 pm

What are you gay? :shock:

you should of farked the shit out of her...and hard, god damn am disappointed
with you.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:42 pm

MastaChiefX wrote:Is it worth it?
Is one girl worth all the drama/potential fight? How hot was she?

Then again it is his brothers wedding and his whole families there...causing a fight would be pretty farking embarressing

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:27 pm

I say: Do it.

It's not your fault if she's a hooker.

I wouldn't get irritated in the least if my best friend slept with my lady.

IMO, if not with you, then with someone else; the bf shouldn't have gotten mad if you did bone her. That would've just meant that she's the cheating type and she would've done it sooner or later.

In conclusion: If they want to cheat, let them cheat. You get laid, she has her fun, and if ya'll get caught, then her partner finds out that she wasn't worth it.(And should be thanking you afterwards

)

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:30 pm

[SD]draquish wrote:I say: Do it.

It's not your fault if she's a hooker.

I wouldn't get irritated in the least if my best friend slept with my lady.

IMO, if not with you, then with someone else; the bf shouldn't have gotten mad if you did bone her. That would've just meant that she's the cheating type and she would've done it sooner or later.

In conclusion: If they want to cheat, let them cheat. You get laid, she has her fun, and if ya'll get caught, then her partner finds out that she wasn't worth it.(And should be thanking you afterwards )

what city state u live in

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:32 pm

Silver0 wrote:what city state u live in

OMGOSH! INTARTNET RAPIsST!

*hides under desk*

South Florida, hun.

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:41 pm

Dystopia wrote:You should of have her your SRF forum name, be like "Im stallowned, hit me up some time"

oh mah gaw, you're stallowned??
*falls into his arms*

LOL.

yes beat it skeet it leave it. :twisted: