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Im ashamed to be english now :( lost 3-2 agasint croatia so now we aint gonna get into euro 2008 :( We invented the damn game! We should be good at it!

(this is footbal btw, or soccer for you akward americans)

Also, im not gonna get any peace tomorrow, my friend luke will probably spend all day ranting about the game... :banghead:
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At least you guys make alot of wine.
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-_- british ppl did not invent soccer....or football....or whatever you want to call it
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Not England's fault.

McClaren's fault.

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lol the netherlands lost 2-1 to belarus >_> :? but they are through :P
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XemnasXD wrote:-_- british ppl did not invent soccer....or football....or whatever you want to call it


yes, football was played by other people before us be we changed it and made it what it is today.
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Football sucks anyway!! :P

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I can't believe it...

I wouldn't be suprised if Maclaren gets killed. And why the hell was Carson still playing a goalkeeper who can't catch a ball, playing at international level...

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BB England :D
I cannot sing the blues...

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football is one of the greatest sports in the world
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My friends Dad was shouting at the TV :? Now whats up with that...

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Bastet wrote:My friends Dad was shouting at the TV :? Now whats up with that...


Not as bad as my dad .. who has gone for a drive since the final whistle :s.

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gamef wrote:I can't believe it...

I wouldn't be suprised if Maclaren gets killed. And why the hell was Carson still playing a goalkeeper who can't catch a ball, playing at international level...


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Innovacious wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:-_- british ppl did not invent soccer....or football....or whatever you want to call it


yes, football was played by other people before us be we changed it and made it what it is today.


huh...you changed the rules and added stuff like red and yellow cards....its really not much different from what it was thousands of years ago which is what makes the sport so accessible all over the world...
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Jijijijij italy is in :P

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lol @ awkward americans. i think footbal is easier than american football
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Im from croatia and im so damn happy :D :D :D :D we won vs england on their mighty ground WEMBLEY lolololoololol and our FANS>ENGLAND fans xD i didnt hear england fans tbh :D


btw guys u got free penalty cuz there wasnt penalty -.-


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when beckham isn't on the pitch england are crap... see how they transformed in the second half when he was brought on. mcclarens an idiot for not starting him.

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XemnasXD wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:-_- british ppl did not invent soccer....or football....or whatever you want to call it


yes, football was played by other people before us be we changed it and made it what it is today.


huh...you changed the rules and added stuff like red and yellow cards....its really not much different from what it was thousands of years ago which is what makes the sport so accessible all over the world...


what the **** are you talking about...football..as in 2 teams trying to kick
a ball past their opposing teams posts was invented by the ENGLISH around
900AD, Just because some other sport had a ball doesn't make is football
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Also a glad they went out...didn't deserve to go through.
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Is this a joke? man in argentina about $6 are $1 in england.. yeah maybe you suck at sports but anyways, england is a very good country.. never going to live argentina though :) mate, asado, empanadas.. ooh dude there are some times where i think we are the best country (when we are ovbiously not.. :D)
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satman83 wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:-_- british ppl did not invent soccer....or football....or whatever you want to call it


yes, football was played by other people before us be we changed it and made it what it is today.


huh...you changed the rules and added stuff like red and yellow cards....its really not much different from what it was thousands of years ago which is what makes the sport so accessible all over the world...


what the **** are you talking about...football..as in 2 teams trying to kick
a ball past their opposing teams posts was invented by the ENGLISH around
900AD, Just because some other sport had a ball doesn't make is football
¬_¬

Also a glad they went out...didn't deserve to go through.


History of Football by FIFA

thats what the **** im talking about -_-
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Toasty wrote:when beckham isn't on the pitch england are crap... see how they transformed in the second half when he was brought on. mcclarens an idiot for not starting him.


BeckHAM IS SHIAT. Roonie FTFW

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redneck wrote:
Toasty wrote:when beckham isn't on the pitch england are crap... see how they transformed in the second half when he was brought on. mcclarens an idiot for not starting him.


BeckHAM IS SHIAT. Roonie FTFW


roonie has an attitude problem. Got a red card for being spastik at the other team
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Jstar1 wrote:
redneck wrote:
Toasty wrote:when beckham isn't on the pitch england are crap... see how they transformed in the second half when he was brought on. mcclarens an idiot for not starting him.


BeckHAM IS SHIAT. Roonie FTFW


roonie has an attitude problem. Got a red card for being spastik at the other team


Hes still Englands best player imo...As long as he doesnt pull a Zidane i dont think he has any problems

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Baseball < Synchronized Skating/Swimming < Bowling < Checkers <American Football < Football/Soccer < Hockey
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dom wrote:Baseball < Synchronized Skating/Swimming < Bowling < Checkers <American Football < Football/Soccer < Hockey



YOU PUT SWIMMING AS WORSE THAT CHECKERS?!?!?!? WTF DOM....Seriously WTF...Let me Edit that for you.

dom wrote:Baseball<American Football< Synchronized Skating< Bowling<Bridge< Checkers <American Football < Football/Soccer < Hockey<Swimming


thats better....

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redneck wrote:
dom wrote:Baseball < Synchronized Skating/Swimming < Bowling < Checkers <American Football < Football/Soccer < Hockey



YOU PUT SWIMMING AS WORSE THAT CHECKERS?!?!?!? WTF DOM....Seriously WTF...Let me Edit that for you.

dom wrote:Baseball<American Football< Synchronized Skating< Bowling<Bridge< Checkers <American Football < Football/Soccer < Hockey<Swimming


thats better....


SYNCHRONIZED swimming

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Bastet wrote:Football sucks anyway!! :P

you are a good person! :love:

dom wrote:Football/Soccer < Hockey<American Football< Synchronized Skating< Bowling<Bridge< Checkers < Baseball <American Football < <Swimming


thats better....[/quote]
no, thats right

and us michiganders are supposed to be one of the only states who like hockey :roll:
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Post by takolin »

You complain about English football?
You guys have a real shot t go through.
Belgium is doomed to not participate unless we host the frigging world cup.

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Jstar1 wrote:football is one of the greatest sports in the world



Duh! Soccers amazingg. :love:

Xyzzzy you know you love it! haha i saw your face when you were watching my games. Complete awe and admiration of the sport! :P

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