Qoute of the day

Inuyasha584 · Post by **Inuyasha584** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:37 am

keep adding good/funny qoutes everyday

ok so here i'll start
dont drink and drive u might spill ur beer

Post by **Avalanche** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:09 am

Person One: "So you couldn't find a car you liked in Germany?"
Persion Two: "No, I couldn't find a speedlimit I liked in America."

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:34 am

"God's biggest mistake was creating man."

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:40 am

Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."

fixed

Post by **Avalanche** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:41 am

Dark Shifty wrote:
Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."

fixed

+ infinity

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:42 am

Works both ways.

Redskin350 · Post by **Redskin350** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:28 am

dont hate god or else you'll end up liek this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AalXl2dc0Kk

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:57 am

AvAlAnChE1 wrote:
Dark Shifty wrote:
Reise wrote:"Man's biggest mistake was creating God."

fixed

+ infinity

omg +938492834

HOLLAstir · Post by **HOLLAstir** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:11 am

"Life is like an onion, you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:22 am

"Life is like a bonar. Long and hard and the only thing you can do is suck it up and hope it doesn't rain."

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:34 pm

'' if beauty was power, she would be a goddess ''

nimezhenhao · Post by **nimezhenhao** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:56 pm

"opinions are like assholes , no one wants them , and they stink" :p

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:57 pm

PUG's are like one-night stands. They're not always pretty, but it's better then playing with yourself

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:05 pm

"Vandango is like your swollen left nut"

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:00 pm

"He who smelt it delt it"

0_t_s_l_r_K_1_T_n_A · Post by **0_t_s_l_r_K_1_T_n_A** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:03 pm

try try until you die

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:31 pm

The only stupid questions are those you don't ask

I'm too quick on my toes to be caught up with your hoes.

-RyO

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:11 pm

"sro is the gayest game"

how bout it? xD

Aby · Post by **Aby** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:16 pm

"Simile"

Redskin350 · Post by **Redskin350** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:31 pm

get rich or die tryin

Post by **Stress** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:33 pm

Taken from someone's sig on the forum (can't remember who

)

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

.

carLo · Post by **carLo** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:12 pm

Women go out to find a mate, while Men go out to mate

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:37 pm

if it aint broke, dont fix it.

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:40 pm

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
~Michael Jordan

arctic197 · Post by **arctic197** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:46 pm

Music is the language of God.

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:28 pm

"1% of trust is alot of trust to give"

FX · Post by FX » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:32 pm

"it puts the lotion on the skin"

Redskin350 · Post by **Redskin350** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:30 am

if your white the sky is the limit if your black the limits the sky - Chris Rock

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:41 am

"Emo screamo! If I happen to accidentally turn the radio on, I literally can't tell the difference between one of 20 bands... I wonder about the person that's in a band, the young kid who just got signed or is trying to get signed - why is he doing it? Is he trying to change the world and do something different and express himself, or is it because they want to **** Paris Hilton and be photographed outside trendy restaurants?"

-Trent Reznor

F.ucking :love:

Post by **dom** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:14 am

If there's fluff on the muff she's old enough.