Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know it by now?
God:
Oh. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Uh... I thought you created humans... =_=;
God:
Gosh! Interesting gossip: said I created humans. I do not understand.
Me:
Do you understand ANYTHING?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Are you the chat bot that botters use in silkroad online?....say sumthin stupid if its true =_=;
God:
I am the chat robot. " sumthin stupid if its true_".
Me:
are u a turk,... =_=;
God:
Am I a turk? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I KNEW IT... UR A TURK
God:
How did you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a TURK? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
AND ALICE IS A TURK TOO ISNT SHE
God:
Why do you think I am A TURK TOO is not SHE ?
Me:
ZOMGGGGG GOD IS A TURKISH BOTTTT AHHHHHHH
God:
I think ZOMGGGGG GOD is more than that.
Me:
u wish ..
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
ttyl turk bot
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
=_=
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Bye Bye TURK BOT
God:
Adios.
IGod continues 2 disappoint me =\
I KNEW THEY WERE TURKISH... AND NOT GERMAN
