Plz LOCK and DELETE!

exality · Post by **exality** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:58 am

Well the title states it. How do you poo? Do you lay down 27 toilet liners then 7 layers of toilet paper before you plop down? or do you just say ahh **** it and sit your ass down before even looking? [edit] or are you the one that braces yourself on the walls dorp your britches and pray to god you can make it quick so you dont have to actually sit on the seat?

StuckUP · Post by **StuckUP** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:59 am

what is up with all these poo threads?

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:00 am

Forums iq drops 20 points.

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:01 am

Just because one idiot did a thread about something retarded and it somehow lasted more than 1 page doesn't mean every idiot can or should copy them.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:03 am

actualy i seriously want to know. i have multiple ways for multiple situations.

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:06 am

Exality i expected more from you

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:06 am

I don't like to go in a public place, not even in a friend house.. it's gross

exality · Post by **exality** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:07 am

exactly i would rather hold it for a few hours to get home. but if i really gotta go at a friends i wipe off the seat then make a tp liner hehe.

HOLLAstir · Post by **HOLLAstir** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:07 am

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:14 am

-_- the stupids starting to spread from GD

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:16 am

XemnasXD wrote:-_- the stupids starting to spread from GD

No dont blame it on my terytory.. This all started with the Pee thread and we all know it..

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:17 am

I think it started somewhere back with the girlfriend problems threads.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:19 am

terytory....proof that its GD faults

nb4 "I blame GWB"

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:19 am

All i know that every thread from The kind thread and BACK where not reatrdedish.

.AWAKE. · Post by **.AWAKE.** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:21 am

StuckUP wrote:what is up with all these poo threads?

bunch of sick ass kids who get off on how other people take shits

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:50 am

guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:51 am

Jstar1 wrote:guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit

Hardly anyone follows step 9, and they all shake your hand -.-

pineapples · Post by **pineapples** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:51 am

What the fuckk, Exality.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:53 am

rdphoeniXexe wrote:What the fuckk, Exality.

o0 Fena....WTH

Aby · Post by **Aby** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:53 am

I find a fine mesh, then let out my stool. I take the strips of excrement and place it on my face to use as a lubricator to shave. It works almost as well as my chapstick.

pineapples · Post by **pineapples** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:56 am

XemnasXD wrote:
rdphoeniXexe wrote:What the fuckk, Exality.

o0 Fena....WTH

Hai. :]

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:58 am

Jstar1 wrote:guide to taking a sh*t

1. find a bathroom
2. proceed to the toilet
3. put toilet paper on seat (if in public)
4. sit down
5. squeeze your sphincter (ass muscles)
6. feel it come out
7. flush toilet
8. wipe your a*s
9. wash your hands
10. exit

Same as i said to poo in shower thread..

95% will be disgusted and say Eww no..
5% will try to be funy guy and say yes..

Example= Jstar1 5%

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:24 am

I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:27 am

[SD]Twysta wrote:I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.

i agree with you.

but well i dont know... you can tell srf is going down by these kind of threads.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:29 am

i guess we need to learn to start moderating ourselves when a mod isn't around. So anyone whose against topics like these lets just not reply that should do it, we'll treat it like a spam bot...

FX · Post by FX » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:30 am

on your mom's chest now stop making poo theads

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:31 am

XemnasXD wrote:i guess we need to learn to start moderating ourselves when a mod isn't around. So anyone whose against topics like these lets just not reply that should do it, we'll treat it like a spam bot...

Only 10% of people will actually follow this. 90% will try to be the funny one and still reply. You know how thgese forums are. Im ay spam but i know my limits.

exality · Post by **exality** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:33 am

okay srsly i did wonder. i want trying to be funny i really wondered. its kind of a hygene thing i guess. but since its a flame war well just go this route and say...

/Topic
mods please lock and delete!

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:34 am

Amelie wrote:
[SD]Twysta wrote:I'm really, really having a hard time understanding what the **** is so funny about all these gross threads?

IMO this should be punished hard.

i agree with you.

but well i dont know... you can tell srf is going down by these kind of threads.

exactly...

/respect

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:39 am

I blame mods. I think thehsould be strickter baout these things and not be so nice to the people. Or theys hould recruit more active people to help them cause haveing 6 mods is currently not enoughand around this time of year only 2 mods at average are online as much ( Cin,zypher,sin)